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Night night to ALL my friends, sleep tight

:-6:-4

Morning All :-6

Got my two girls off sick with colds today

Hope your all well :-6

Speak Soon :-6

Morning GuysxxxHope your girls get better soon Chez and hugs sent . Well it looks like Ive lost me Lady in Waiting so jobs open if you want to apply:rolleyes:crap wages though but you cant have everything now can you.Going to buy a tele today so mes not a very happy bunny at the mo:-1infact Ive got the right hump:-5....no humpier then that:mad:Anyway if anyone wants me Im somewhere in Essex looking at teles with the bleedin hump OK!!!!:p:driving:

Carolly;770608 wrote: Morning GuysxxxHope your girls get better soon Chez and hugs sent . Well it looks like Ive lost me Lady in Waiting so jobs open if you want to apply:rolleyes:crap wages though but you cant have everything now can you.Going to buy a tele today so mes not a very happy bunny at the mo:-1infact Ive got the right hump:-5....no humpier then that:mad:Anyway if anyone wants me Im somewhere in Essex looking at teles with the bleedin hump OK!!!!


Dont talk about your Chris like that Carolly...........It aint big and it aint clever:D:wah

Chezzie;770609 wrote: Dont talk about your Chris like that Carolly...........It aint big and it aint clever;):wah::wah::wah::wah:;)

Carol Ali Is On Msn She Wants To Talk To You:-4

kayleneaussie;770613 wrote: Carol Ali Is On Msn She Wants To Talk To You:-4
:-5:-5 I gotta get ready now babe:-1oh hell trust her to be about when I have to go out.......grrrrrrrr tell her I love her madly and miss her like hell and to get her butt on here to at least have a go at me if nothing else!!!Goodness like you she was one of my first mates on the Internet......oh I love you mad Oz girls:wah:;)

Hello everybody, have a good day :-6

G#Gill;770750 wrote: Hello everybody, have a good day :-6


Hi Gill

Not bad thanks, kids off school. i got a right headache now lol:wah:

quiet in here aint it ??



lost me elastoplast bandage today, got a velcro support thing to wear for a few days now. at long last i can have a shower without me hand being firmly wedged up a rubber glove, held shut with an elastic band !!:)

just been reading another thread saying red glitter has left the site. i dont venture far from this thread so have no idea what happened but it seems she's been having the same old trouble as we had before on another site and decided to call it quits, such a shame !!

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked

Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily

The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it

Was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a

Healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in

Tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet

Came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,

I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! Came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years

Ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the

Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.":yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;770891 wrote: A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked

Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily

The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it

Was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a

Healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in

Tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet

Came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,

I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! Came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years

Ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the

Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.":yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


very good

Good Morning everyone. Its still raining here and I have to take Shayden for his head ultra sound. Ya have to park then walk. I hope we dont get too wet:(

Hi girls and jess x:-6

kayleneaussie;770920 wrote: Good Morning everyone. Its still raining here and I have to take Shayden for his head ultra sound. Ya have to park then walk. I hope we dont get too wet:(
Good luck my friend;)Thinking of you matexxx

kayleneaussie;770920 wrote: Good Morning everyone. Its still raining here and I have to take Shayden for his head ultra sound. Ya have to park then walk. I hope we dont get too wet:(


will have my fingers crossed you get good news Kay x:-6

Glad you liked it Jess....Hi Helen, Gill and Chez hope all is well.

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle; when 24 hours

in a day are not enough; remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups

of coffee...

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in

front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.

H e then asked the students if the jar was full.

They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the

jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas

between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.

Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table

and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the

empty space between the sand.

The students laughed.

'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. '

The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children,

your health, your friends and your favorite passions and if

everything else was lost and only they remained; your life would

still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter; like your job, your

house and your car. The sand is every thing else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no

room for the pebbles or the golf balls.

The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will

never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your loved ones.

Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner.

Play another round. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities. 'The rest is just sand.'

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee

represented.

The professor smiled. 'I'm glad you asked.'

'It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem;

there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.';):)

Thanks Cheezie and Carol, dont get the results though for 5 working days so have and appointment with the specialist next Wednesday.:-4

BTW there is a thread up...How you get over an affair....I have seen this exact thread somewhere else by a different person, wonder if its a fake?????

Hello everyone, quite a few posts again i see:rolleyes: Pretty boring day today at work, went to the haunted pub tonight for a couple so that gave my bladder some excercise:wah::wah:

see you soon;):D:-4

You're My friend, through good times

and bad my friend, my buddy,

through happy and sad, beside me you stand,

beside me you walk, you're there to listen,

you're there to talk, with happiness,

with smiles, with pain and tears,

I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you.

Carolly;770957 wrote: You're My friend, through good times

and bad my friend, my buddy,

through happy and sad, beside me you stand,

beside me you walk, you're there to listen,

you're there to talk, with happiness,

with smiles, with pain and tears,

I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you.


AW Bless:-4 ya soppy cow:D:wah::wah:

kazalala;770958 wrote: AW Bless ya soppy cow
-1:-1No I aint:(..............well maybe a litle:wah:;)

Carolly;770891 wrote: A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked

Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily

The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it

Was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a

Healthy son.

All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in

Tears.

"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet

Came out," replied the daughter.

The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago.

About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom,

I was taking a tinkle and this bullet ! Came out."

Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years

Ago.

A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the

Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."

"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.":yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl: good one....very funny



Carolly;770957 wrote: You're My friend, through good times

and bad my friend, my buddy,

through happy and sad, beside me you stand,

beside me you walk, you're there to listen,

you're there to talk, with happiness,

with smiles, with pain and tears,

I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you.


awwww, that's lovely babes :-6

Carol I didnt see ya post about ali till this morning because I decided to have an early night:) She is going well but is very busy and dosent get on the internet much anymore, it was great to catch up with her.

kayleneaussie;770944 wrote: BTW there is a thread up...How you get over an affair....I have seen this exact thread somewhere else by a different person, wonder if its a fake?????


i swear its not me! ask spot and koan ...

Hi JJ I can see you peeking in...nice to see ya visiting our thread.

jones jones;770990 wrote: i swear its not me! ask spot and koan ...


Thats what you say:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;770991 wrote: Hi JJ I can see you peeking in...nice to see ya visiting our thread.


can't keep away from the nice people ...

AngelEyes82;770966 wrote: Hiya everyone!Hiya sweet girl;)

jones jones;770998 wrote: can't keep away from the nice people ...No good you coming here then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

kayleneaussie;770996 wrote: Thats what you say:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


never again will i have a "split personality.' ... the suspender belt and stockings were too uncomfortable!

nite ladies and gents xxxxxxx:-6

kayleneaussie;770989 wrote: Carol I didnt see ya post about ali till this morning because I decided to have an early night:) She is going well but is very busy and dosent get on the internet much anymore, it was great to catch up with her.:DOh I bet it was.......memories ah Kay lol;)

Carolly;771004 wrote: No good you coming here then:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)


jeez ... but i thought ... i ... musta been mistaken ... sob!

Carolly;771010 wrote: Oh I bet it was.......memories ah Kay lol;)


Those were the good old days hey Carol when we all got together on msn:-4

jones jones;771006 wrote: never again will i have a "split personality.' ... the suspender belt and stockings were too uncomfortable!


Its too early in the morning for me to be laughing:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Nite ChezxEre guys I got me tele today ......a 37" LCD one........ere Ive never had one 37"before):wah::p;)

[QUOTE=Carolly;771018]Nite ChezxEre guys I got me tele today ......a 37" LCD one........ere Ive never had one 37"before:

Ours is 42":p

Well I am off now, gotta bath the babies and get them dressed then bath myself and get dressed then go get some petrol in the car so catcha all later my friends:-4

BTW can someone let littlemissgiggle know she needs to play her curveball tourney

Have bathed the babies and they are dressed and in bed having a nap. Just about to iron my clothes then Shayden has a 2 hour visit with his mum before I pick him up for his appointment:)

Hello to all...hope all are well:-4

Some red velvet cake with a bit of champers for all......

Kathy Ellen;771139 wrote: Hello to all...hope all are well

Some red velvet cake with a bit of champers for all......




Hi babe;)an thankyou for that lovely pm :)ere Im hungry....got any nosh.....eaten the cake:mad::wah:xxxxx

Bye For Now Think I Will Watch Some Tv Until I Have To Leave Love To You All And Take Care:-4

Carolly;771152 wrote: Hi babe;)an thankyou for that lovely pm :)ere Im hungry....got any nosh.....eaten the cake:mad::wah:xxxxx


Thank you my dear friend....you are always the best:-4

Night night to all my friends, sleep well and take care :-4

Goodnight all....sleep tight:-4