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Carolly;770030 wrote: HOW TO STAY YOUNG

1. Try everything twice. On Madam's tombstone (of Whelan's and Madam) she said she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice...loved it both times!

2. Keep only cheerful friends.

The grouches pull you down. (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches)

. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening , whatever. Never let the brain get idle. 'An idle mind is the devil's workshop.' And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!

4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with HIM/HER.

6. The tears happen: Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. LIVE while you are alive.

7. Surround yourself with people that you love Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.

8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If I t is beyond what you can improve, get help.ï

9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.ï

10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.I love you, my special friend.

11. Forgive now those who made you cry. You might not get a second time.

Lost time can never be found.

Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.


Thats great carol! i agree with every word:-4

Kathy Ellen;770071 wrote: Just came home from a lovely evening with my family and feel so good. We made a lot of plans to get together more often, especially during the summer months since I have more time at home then.

All is good at the Noo Joisey shore now..... and I can rest my sandy feet ...

Here'e me toes now.... just put good, smelly lotion on the toelets....




Glad you had a good day Kathy, those little times like that in between work, responsibilities, life,,,,,, they are just the best, thats what makes it all bearable :-4:-4

WEll its finally raining here, just as well i mowed the lawns.

Poor little Shayden has runny poos, his poor little bum is sooooooooo red. Taking him to the doctor tomorrow as he hasnt been gaining weight and this will be a big setback for him, poor little petal:(

AussiePam;770073 wrote: Nice toes, Kathy!!!! So glad you had a good day. There should be more of them.

Bit convoluted here, but reasonably peaceful at the moment. I'm about to head into the kitchen and make a curry for dinner. I removed chaos fractally from my pantry yesterday, especially in relation to the herbs and spices shelf - and got inspired.

I'll bring some of the result in here later. In the meantime, shall we all have a cyber cosmo???? I've ordered a whole tray..




I love Curry:-4 MY Uncle Ali taught us how to make proper indian curry, although my hubs makes a better one than me well thats what i tell him anyway, means i get a meal cooked for me for a chamge sometimes;)

[QUOTE=G#Gill;769983]Hi Helen !! with the eyes :wah::wah: You don't get that sort of trouble on MSN Mrs

ouch !! point taken mrs :p:wah:

kayleneaussie;770095 wrote: We are having a pork roast dinner tonight, last night we had a curry yummmmmm:)


I love Sundays, doing the roast, my daughter and her boyfriend usually come over, (unless he is working then i have to put him up a dinner for daughter to take back for him), :wah::D

Carolly;769986 wrote: Guys I have been thinking about this meet that was going to be on another thread.Well theres not much going on there............sooooo lets have a FOC meet where of course anyone is welcome.The dates we will have a vote on so your dates that suit you will be appreciated.It will be in Basildon in Essex on a complex....easy free parking....lots of GOOD eating places which include as much as you want to eat of Chinese or Indian big restaurants at good prices...a Travelodge where online last year I booked a double room for £15 instead of £50.....so lets have yer dates that suit you guys and we will take it from there. I will put this message on everyday so nobody misses it ok;)


knew food would have to come into it somewhere !!:p;)

Hi Helen how is the hand going?

Carolly;770112 wrote: Guys I have been thinking about this meet that was going to be on another thread.Well theres not much going on there............sooooo lets have a FOC meet where of course anyone is welcome.The dates we will have a vote on so your dates that suit you will be appreciated.It will be in Basildon in Essex on a complex....easy free parking....lots of GOOD eating places which include as much as you want to eat of Chinese or Indian big restaurants at good prices...a Travelodge where online last year I booked a double room for £15 instead of £50.....so lets have yer dates that suit you guys and we will take it from there. I will put this message on everyday so nobody misses it okxxxx


Carol i am crap at seting dates and its cos i can never really guarantee i can stick to them. The way gordon works things can suddenly spoil plans, so we usually have to wait till nearer the time before we can commit. i hate saying i can make it then let people down at the last minute. I said earlier we may be going away with daughter in september, but even that isnt set in stone, we wont book anything till about August probably. Anyway I hope you can get summat sorted, but if you dont i will still see if we can pop down your way sometime and come see you:D:D:-4

I am off to beddie bye now I am stuffed after all the arguing with spot lol and Shayden will probably wake me up in a few hours:(

Love to you all and take care:-4

hello guys,

if you have time try and find the thead " what love means to a 4-8yr old " its so sweet, some will make you smile, others are a lumpy throat job :-4

Hi Girls and guys

Very quiet here today :-6

Hope your all having a nice Sunday

Spent most of mine battling round Asda :-5

My two girls are full of cold so our trip to chester zoo postponed again...Mind you been very windy and rainy this arvo so prolly best anyhoo.

Lost starts again tonight...............YaY...:-6:-6:-6

Spk laterz xxxxxx:-4

Hi me little darlins....I have just one fing to say

ME TELES BROKEN AND I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER!!!!:-5:-5yes I have a couple of others but there abit small for the main area so this little dumpling is not a happy bunny at the moment:mad::rolleyes:

Hi everybody :-4

pinkchick;770279 wrote: Hi everybody :-4
Hi Rosie;)ere ave you seen me lady in waiting today Chez?Fink I need a cup of tea:rolleyes:;)

Carolly;770282 wrote: Hi Rosie;)ere ave you seen me lady in waiting today Chez?Fink I need a cup of tea:rolleyes:;)


Ive been your lady in waiting a few days now carolly, thats why I been setting your clothes out and airing your bed ya blind bat! heres yer tea!:wah:

Chezzie;770283 wrote: Ive been your lady in waiting a few days now carolly, thats why I been setting your clothes out and airing your bed ya blind bat! heres yer tea!:wah:Oi!!!!!Ave abit of respect woman:-5 you can be replaced ye know....and I want me tea strong and sweet like me men and not weak and cold like yours got it!!!!!:-5:rolleyes:

Carolly;770288 wrote: Oi!!!!!Ave abit of respect woman:-5 you can be replaced ye know....and I want me tea strong and sweet like me men and not weak and cold like yours got it!!!!!:-5:rolleyes:


My mans a scaffolder ill have you know and hes deffo not weak or cold ya cheeky mare!!! go make your own tea.I resign and oh yeah.Up yours sherrylips:wah:

[QUOTE=Carolly;770276]Hi me little darlins....I have just one fing to say

ME TELES BROKEN AND I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER!!!!:-5:-5yes I have a couple of others but there abit small for the main area so this little dumpling is not a happy bunny at the moment:

awwwwwwwwww you poor little petal:-4

Chezzie;770291 wrote: My mans a scaffolder ill have you know and hes deffo not weak or cold ya cheeky mare!!! go make your own tea.I resign and oh yeah.Up yours sherrylips
You cant resign as I bleedin sacked yer:pbut before I sack yer.................do you still love me:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes::p

well its 4.30am Shayden woke at 5 am so I am back to beddddddddd:yh_bye

my tv broke last sunday, wouldnt turn on, bloke came out at 11am on the monday, rang me at 3pm to say it was fixed, brought it back at 11am on tues morning and charged me £110.:-5:-5:-5

Hi Helen, Chezzie, Carol, PinkChick and Gill, Kay and Kaz



Hope you are all doing well......been a hecktic day for me really....Kayleigh had been in one big paddy all day.....now they are all in bed and i have peace and quiet :D

Carolly;770295 wrote: You cant resign as I bleedin sacked yer:pbut before I sack yer.................do you still love me


only the bits that dont talk or move involuntary:wah::wah::wah::-4

kayleneaussie;770294 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;770276]Hi me little darlins....I have just one fing to say

ME TELES BROKEN AND I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER!!!!:-5yes I have a couple of others but there abit small for the main area so this little dumpling is not a happy bunny at the moment:

awwwwwwwwww you poor little petal:-2:rolleyes:ere.........why you bein so niceok girlfriend...what you after???:p

Hi Kinks :-4

Awww poor Kay :-4

Gosh I got the evening off now........might just go anf play crashdown:wah:

[QUOTE=Carolly;770301][QUOTE=kayleneaussie;770294]:-2:rolleyes:ere.........why you bein so niceok girlfriend...what you after??

Ya broken tv:yh_rotfl

Good to see our lovely Kinks;)Wish I could say the same about Kay:wah::wah:;)Ere Chez....4 words to you me little honeybunny........in yer dreams bunnykins:rolleyes::p

[QUOTE=kayleneaussie;770305][QUOTE=Carolly;770301][QUOTE=kayleneaussie;770294]:-2ere.........why you bein so niceok girlfriend...what you after??

Ya broken tv/QUOTE]

Fink I will get a HUGE one...........................oh and tele also:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

Was going back to bed but decided to have a ciggie and a cup of milo.

Missed ya Kinks......Dont ya just luv the peace and quiet when the kids go to bed:-4

Oh ere we go again:-5:-5....flipping quotes :-5:-5KAY IT MUST BE YOU:wah::wah:

Guys I have been thinking about this meet that was going to be on another thread.Well theres not much going on there............sooooo lets have a FOC meet where of course anyone is welcome.The dates we will have a vote on so your dates that suit you will be appreciated.It will be in Basildon in Essex on a complex....easy free parking....lots of GOOD eating places which include as much as you want to eat of Chinese or Indian big restaurants at good prices...a Travelodge where online last year I booked a double room for £15 instead of £50.....so lets have yer dates that suit you guys and we will take it from there. I will put this message on everyday so nobody misses it okXX

My son was phoned at about ten past five, asking him to start work at 6pm:D You should have seen me whip him up some bait:wah: i was like Jamie Oliver:rolleyes::wah:

:pkazalala;770323 wrote: My son was phoned at about ten past five, asking him to start work at 6pm You should have seen me whip him up some bait:wah: i was like Jamie Oliver:rolleyes::wah:What do you mean?You made him a lovely 8 course meal first??

Carolly;770329 wrote: :pWhat do you mean?You made him a lovely 8 course meal first??


Shut up:p

:yh_rotflJust see me Lady in waiting on Crashdown:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:rolleyes:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeks both babies have woken and both want bottles ummmmmmmmmm who do I feed first

Welllllllllllllllllll seeing Latesha slept all night like a good little girl I will feed her first as a reward and Shayden will just have to wait his turn:(

Catcha all later:)

Kay i let you win in the bubbles torney................I got bored:rolleyes::):p

Hi everybody ! Kathy Ellen, Aussie Pam, Kay, Carol, Kaz, Helen, Chezzie, Rosie, Kinks.

Wow, what a roll call !!

Joan, I'm thinking of you and Tony and little Sophie, and hoping you are OK xxx





:) :-4

Carolly;770388 wrote: Kay i let you win in the bubbles torney................I got bored:rolleyes::):p


:yh_worshp Thats what you tell me:yh_rotfl

Yes Kay...it's great when i get the peace....it's a lovely feeling.

I wish i could go to this meet....meeting you lot would be a blast

Maybe next year, i'll be able to meet you all :-6

kinks;770428 wrote: Yes Kay...it's great when i get the peace....it's a lovely feeling.

I wish i could go to this meet....meeting you lot would be a blast

Maybe next year, i'll be able to meet you all :-6


When I win Lotto maybe:)

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'

'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'

'Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The Policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is. So, as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. ; Is there some sort of secret to this?'

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence.':wah::wah::wah:;)

fuzzy butt;770469 wrote: So what does this tell us ladies and gentleman?

it tells us that coppers are perverts!!!:wah:Love it!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflGUESS WHO IS THE CHAMPION OF THE DEAD PEOPLE NOW

kayleneaussie;770519 wrote: :yh_rotfllGUESS WHO IS THE CHAMPION OF THE DEAD PEOPLE NOW
Why am I not surprisedalso I saw you in there playing for 3 hours you are entitled to be ffs:wah::wah::rolleyes::p

Carolly;770526 wrote: Why am I not surprisedalso I saw you in there playing for 3 hours you are entitled to be ffs:wah::wah::rolleyes::p
I WAS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:p

kayleneaussie;770530 wrote: I WAS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT:p:rolleyes::p