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Betty Boop wrote: Not right at all, unless of course you started early to finish early
Her until 2 then back tomorrow ......and no breaks yet

:p Oh, they make you work too much, Unc'!

chonsigirl wrote: :p Oh, they make you work too much, Unc'!


Yeah - Rhymes with Bravery...begins with SL

Ah, you poor guy! It is the weekend, I need to come over and give them a swift kick somewhere!

*first diet coke of the morning makes me feisty!*

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm beginning to worry about you, Chonsi.:wah: .............. :-2

Yes, my one weakness........................besides diet coke.

Oh, Arnold!

Thank you Snooze, he goes on my desktop!

:-4

My son will faint when he uses the computer next-my sons were always jealous I liked Arnold, even at their age now! It is so funny.

It's the Hall of Fame weekend, there is no blistering heat and I get to play with my new computer. Life is good.

Marie5656 wrote: When I drive I am usually just above the speed limit..sometimes up to 5 miles per hour above. Then I have people behind me tailgating, even when there is room enough to go around me, and they are honking thier horns, and flashing thier lights..and offering me thier "single digit IQ score". Don't they realize that all of this behavior will not prompt me to politely let them by?


Wnen they tailgate too long tap your brake a few times.

Marie, Okie - I really hate tailgaters, especially on a weekend afternoon when I'm out for a relaxing spin on a country road. I usually do pull over and let them pass... otherwise neither of us enjoys our drive.

On the other hand, I get snippy when people are lanehopping, and do me sneakie durndest to thwart their evil little plans..:sneaky:

Oh, Aussie..I hate the lane changers too.

Well..I have to leave for a bit and go put dinner in the oven.

Be back later.

If we hit our brake lights too many times here, they will hit us!

I assume that tailgaters are either really really in a hurry to catch a plane or are rushing a sick kid to hospital, in which case, I sympathise and try and help them by getting out of the way.. OR.. they are dangerous fuqqwits who don't know how to drive properly and I don't really want people like that anywhere near me when I'm driving. Either way - let em go!!!

AussiePam wrote: Yeah, JB. That's the one!!! In my case danced with an imaginary partner, imaginary castanets, imaginary rose clenched in me choppers.. but real boot stamping And the appropriate level of rigidity, of course. Grin.

What's this about you checkin up on me posts. I defined fuqqwit for you anyway. Grin. All other drivers!!! I believe plonker is the English translation - I just learned this word in another thread. (Previously I thought it might be another word for the plunger thingie you use to unblock dunnies um blocked by fuqqwits probably... Fuqqwit in this case means anybody except me - and you, of course.. grin. :-4

Uncle K - what can one say?? That's an oscene hour to be at the office, unless you passed out under your desk from the Friday night work drinkies party and have only just woken up ...

Okie - ya sweet talker you!!! Grin. The SouthWest certainly does seem to produce some hunky blokes!!! Must be the oil wells or maybe the consumption of armadillo kebabs. MMMMMMmmmm... Things in Texas really are big. I roped, threw and branded this here cow, and handed it to the good folks in Amarillo. It should make several 72oz steaks...


Wow Pam! YOu got a big ol Texas steer there. Yep, I reckon that would make a lot of 72 oz steaks. I never had the nerve to try to eat one of those. Oz turns out some great looking sheilas too.

Well, they can't be fined by the advertsising authorities now can they? The trouble is products rarely do what they promise and we're shocked or taken by surprise when they do :-5

chonsigirl wrote: If we hit our brake lights too many times here, they will hit us!


Get a decal saying "NO Insurance"

Yep, Snooze, that could have been a little over the top...or whatever

AussiePam wrote: I assume that tailgaters are either really really in a hurry to catch a plane or are rushing a sick kid to hospital, in which case, I sympathise and try and help them by getting out of the way.. OR.. they are dangerous fuqqwits who don't know how to drive properly and I don't really want people like that anywhere near me when I'm driving. Either way - let em go!!!


Someone told me years ago to turn on my lights if someone was tailgating and it would look like my brake lights. But it was a long time ago and I would prefer to get out of the way too.

Okie wrote: Wow Pam! YOu got a big ol Texas steer there. Yep, I reckon that would make a lot of 72 oz steaks. I never had the nerve to try to eat one of those. Oz turns out some great looking sheilas too.


I hope you are feeling well cleansed by now, Snooze!!!

And good onya, Theia. Life's too short to spend it getting upset about the stupidity of other drivers. Grin.

Ah Okie - ya reckon it wasn't a cow?!! grin. And yer too kind!!! :-4 I think ya got me singing about longhorn cattle on the old Chisholm trail now!!!

Come along boys and listen to my tale,

I'll tell you of my troubles on the old Chisholm trail.

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea,

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea.

Oh, a ten-dollar hoss and a forty-dollar saddle,

And I'm goin' to punchin' Texas cattle.

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea,

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea.

AussiePam wrote: I hope you are feeling well cleansed by now, Snooze!!!

And good onya, Theia. Life's too short to spend it getting upset about the stupidity of other drivers. Grin.

Ah Okie - ya reckon it wasn't a cow?!! grin. And yer too kind!!! :-4 I think ya got me singing about longhorn cattle on the old Chisholm trail now!!!

Come along boys and listen to my tale,

I'll tell you of my troubles on the old Chisholm trail.

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea,

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea.

Oh, a ten-dollar hoss and a forty-dollar saddle,

And I'm goin' to punchin' Texas cattle.

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea,

Come a ti yi yippee, come a ti yi yea.




I was just thinking about the Cadillac Ranch. I wonder what ever possessed the man to start planting them?

Elvis made him do it....................................

I just fell off my chair!

Betty Boop wrote: I just fell off my chair!


Boop oopsy doops

Okie wrote: Boop oopsy doops


:wah:



I've just discovered why I fell off my chair, one of the wheels has broken.

I am sitting at my PC for the first time since getting the lap top. Rick wanted me to duplicate a couple of CDs for him, which I had to do here. SO I thought I would stay awhile, so the PC would not feel slighted.

Ha-you can change computers at your whim now, Marie!

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-you can change computers at your whim now, Marie!


Yes I can. :sneaky:

Yesterday my postman stopped by to say welcome to the neighborhood. He told me his name and gave me a rundown of the services he offered. Then he asked if I would prefer a written notice when I receive packages or would it be okay if he dropped it off at the door.



We have "gang mailboxes" located a block away. I have never met my postman before.

SnoozeControl wrote: I hope you didn't hurt your cocksix.


Not that time, but I'm sure there will be another chance, I keep forgetting that I can't whizz around the room like I used to, so no doubt I'll come a cropper again :rolleyes:

Accountable wrote: Yesterday my postman stopped by to say welcome to the neighborhood. He told me his name and gave me a rundown of the services he offered. Then he asked if I would prefer a written notice when I receive packages or would it be okay if he dropped it off at the door.



We have "gang mailboxes" located a block away. I have never met my postman before.


I met my postman this morning too, he'd found a dog wandering around and was knocking on doors looking for the owner. I like that postman.:-6





Meanwhile last week at my ex's house the postman ran my cat over. :-1 I Don't like that postman.

Oh, I am sorry to hear about your poor kitty.:-1

Im depressed :-1 i have to wait until September to go on holiday instead of this month -:(

woohoo! I was listening to Def Leppard in the car this morning...

my hubby says he always knows when I'm home because he can hear the stereo when I pull into the garage..... :wah:

sunny104 wrote: woohoo! I was listening to Def Leppard in the car this morning...

my hubby says he always knows when I'm home because he can hear the stereo when I pull into the garage..... :wah:


Nice one Sunny. Me and Pinky love da Lepps :guitarist

Uncle Kram wrote: Nice one Sunny. Me and Pinky love da Lepps :guitarist
I've been a fan since high school! :-6

so the 3 of us would have a lot of fun driving around together!!

cuz it sucks that you look really weird if you're alone in the car and you're singing and dancing and stuff....:-3

sunny104 wrote: I've been a fan since high school! :-6

so the 3 of us would have a lot of fun driving around together!!

cuz it sucks that you look really weird if you're alone in the car and you're singing and dancing and stuff....:-3


So true...I noticed on the way to work this morning that the guy in front caught me going for it on the vocal front in his rear view mirror

Uncle Kram wrote: So true...I noticed on the way to work this morning that the guy in front caught me going for it on the vocal front in his rear view mirror
that would make me smile :-6 ...and it's much better than seeing someone picking their nose :yh_sick



:D

sunny104 wrote: that would make me smile ...and it's much better than seeing someone picking their nose




Question is . . . . . do they eat it or share it??? :wah:

sunny104 wrote: that would make me smile :-6 ...and it's much better than seeing someone picking their nose :yh_sick



:D


I can only do that during the guitar solo or I sound like I've got a cold :wah:

:yh_rotfl

Don't you just love it when someone has to question every thing that you do ALL THE TIME and makes you feel like you aren't trustworthy? :-5

NefariousSaint wrote: Don't you just love it when someone has to question every thing that you do ALL THE TIME and makes you feel like you aren't trustworthy? :-5
Why have you posted this?. You promised me you wouldn't

Big giant thunderstorm right now!

Any lightning? (It's always fun to be flashed occasionally!)