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Hamster;443430 wrote: Why dont you post that in my thread Jimbo?? :wah: :wah:




i did not want to cramp your style hamo you were doing so well :wah: :wah:

Hamster;443436 wrote: Jimbo I was driving back form Birmingham tonight and I missed the football scores...



Can you update me please??:D




i missed them too i know spurs drew i guess this is your way of bringing up the subject that leeds won a game :wah: :wah:

Hamster;443448 wrote: Yes!!!!!



Jimbo am I getting predictable??


i knew you'd say that :wah:

Hamster;443606 wrote: Jimbo how can I get my revenge on Red Glitter?


i luv red your on your own you fluffy fiend :wah:

Pinky;443617 wrote: Jimbo, why can't you buy hedgehog crisps anymore?

What exactly is in haggis and why would anyone eat blood pudding?


haggis is sheeps lungs wrapped in its stomach i think no wonder the men wear kilts the wind must be awfull:(



my mates eat blood pudding the thought of it makes me want to vomit:(



hedge hog flavour crisps the reason you cant buy them is ............they stopped selling them..... der....

Pinky;443668 wrote: What causes builder's bum?




a builders diet probably





i think its cuased by a big belly , jeans that are too tight and lots of bending



what is worse builders bum or saggy booobs with no bra on

Hamster;443873 wrote: Jimbo why dont they make bra's for "MAN BOOBS"???




if you mean MOOBS



i really don't know hambo



may be we have hit on a hole in the market get the patents office I'll start



drawing up some prototypes



now where to find some fat flabby guy this time in the morning



i know what your thinking and i don't have MOOBS thank you very much

Hamster;443879 wrote: Jimbo do you have MOOBS??? :wah:



Had to ask it is a question thread!



Jimbo do you really think this is a hole in the market? Would people support our efforts and cup their hands around us? Would we be uplifted in our efforts or left hanging?


i need to lose a little bit of cuddly here and there but me thinks i dont have moobs yet



do you realise the gravity of the situation hambo



if we dont come up a man bra we will be letting fat guys down every where literally

Pinky;443945 wrote: Jimbo, what exactly is a wombat and what does one look like?

I've always wondered...


its a lesser known sport called wom and of course to play it properly you need a wombat

Hamster;443971 wrote: OHG Jimbo we need an emergenc meeting to organise a meeting...who's gonna organise that? He he he!!



Sorry...my humour is starting to sag and go south...........




your humour is great hambo but what does OHG mean

Good morning Jimbo, what's for breakfast? I'm hungry!:)

chonsigirl;444003 wrote: Good morning Jimbo, what's for breakfast? I'm hungry!:)


lovely little rabbit



sue has allready had breakfst in bed



i have been to the supermarket



been to the hospital



gone and charged up the electric



gone to pick her son up



now gona fix a punture in his bike



then cook dinner



having a cuppa tea now



taking 5 on f g



then back to work



did ya like my jim fixed it for me shirt ?:D

Hamster;444023 wrote: :-5 :-5



should read OMG


oh heavenly god?



look i dont do geek speek



i worked out the one about rolling on the floor wetting my ass off or whatever it was:p

Hamster;444055 wrote: Ya calling me a geek ???

:yh_glasse


did i say you wuv a geek



no i said i cant speek geekaneese

Hamster;444164 wrote: Jimbo what can I have for dinner??




apple cores , carrots, lettuce straw or men what do you normaly eat :wah: :wah:

Hamster;444744 wrote: Jimbo do I have insomnia again??? :-3


probably



but dont lose sleep over it





shouldnt you be hibernating by now till spring :wah:

Did you remember to put your clocks back?

An extra hour snoozing?

Supersilly@rse;445048 wrote: Did you remember to put your clocks back?



An extra hour snoozing?


unfortunately i am a morning person i wake up at the crack of dawn(dont tell sue:D ) every day unless i have a hangover then its earlier



most days i'm awake earlier:sneaky:

how can i convince BR to email me some inappropriate pics of her in comprimising situations?

Wolverine;445906 wrote: how can i convince BR to email me some inappropriate pics of her in comprimising situations?


stalk her wait outside her house with a camara and a telephoto lense sooner or later your get your shot mail her a copy of the photo with a note sayin she sends you the pics you wanted or your post that pic all over f g :sneaky:



cunning plan huh



oh and by the way thats how i met the misses:wah:

Hamster;446750 wrote: Jimbo did you miss me?? :wah:



Did you think I'd forgotten??



Did you wish this thread would die?? :sneaky:




yep hambo the place is well quite without you



i hoped you had gotten fed up i did not think you'd forget



through clentched teeth ...no i love this thread

*bump*:)



Jimbo,



Why does only one hand go cold when I'm using the computer, why not both?



Is Suzy any better?

Jimbo



do you think we should aim to get this thread to 100 pages?



Or will you be hacked off by then?

Imladris;447586 wrote: Jimbo



do you think we should aim to get this thread to 100 pages?



Or will you be hacked off by then?


can you hack a 1000 posts what else can you guys possibly ask me

Imladris;447585 wrote: *bump*:)



Jimbo,



Why does only one hand go cold when I'm using the computer, why not both?



Is Suzy any better?


i blame the weather man he said it could be cold but on the other hand it could be warm:wah:



suzt still bad:(

Hamster;447604 wrote: Jimbo how is it possible to feel so happy without medication?




your in love who is the mug i mean lucky guy:wah: :-4