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- cars
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- AussiePam
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Ladies !!! While cars (who's here in spy mode) is outta earshot, lemme fill you in on what's behind this thread. What's really going down here!!! Just between us, it's an evil plot hatched by the male establishment of this forum to keep us gals amused and out of the way of the serious boy business being dealt with elsewhere in threads like Excruciating Puns, Paris Riots, God hates Flags, Most Kissable Lips. They know that we stylish, gorgeous, feisty new age gals won't settle merely for shopping channels or menopause=mustaches, so the devious drongos appeal to our competitive instincts. Gals do like to be winners - and although LC, BR and moi - at very least - know we're perfectly capable of kicking their sorry a#@es in any kinda combat mode - barehanded or with uzis - when it comes to the gift of the gab, all girls are in front all the way. And this means we will abandon our kitchens, put down our knitting, leave the hunky sexy bronzed aussie lifeguards alone and palely loitering, sacrifice anything, go to any lengths, bust our balls to get TLW.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
- SOJOURNER
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AussiePam wrote: Ladies !!! While cars (who's here in spy mode) is outta earshot, lemme fill you in on what's behind this thread. What's really going down here!!! Just between us, it's an evil plot hatched by the male establishment of this forum to keep us gals amused and out of the way of the serious boy business being dealt with elsewhere in threads like Excruciating Puns, Paris Riots, God hates Flags, Most Kissable Lips. They know that we stylish, gorgeous, feisty new age gals won't settle merely for shopping channels or menopause=mustaches, so the devious drongos appeal to our competitive instincts. Gals do like to be winners - and although LC, BR and moi - at very least - know we're perfectly capable of kicking their sorry a#@es in any kinda combat mode - barehanded or with uzis - when it comes to the gift of the gab, all girls are in front all the way. And this means we will abandon our kitchens, put down our knitting, leave the hunky sexy bronzed aussie lifeguards alone and palely loitering, sacrifice anything, go to any lengths, bust our balls to get TLW.
Oh Pam, you have hit the nail right on the head!
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Oh Pam, you have hit the nail right on the head!
- SOJOURNER
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AussiePam wrote: Let's call a truce.... you go outside and whack a few little white spheroids. And I'll go outside and ride a few little white-crested waves.. and she'll be apples. TLW
That sounds like a real plan. See you later. Remember your suntan lotion. TLW
That sounds like a real plan. See you later. Remember your suntan lotion. TLW
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Oh yeah....everyone's out, or sleeping, or whatever....BR tiptoes in, silently snags TLW and stealthily creeps back out....
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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The night is yet young here, Sojo - a bit after 8pm... and although I've been out in the sun, walking and swimming my Sunday arvo away, I'm not quite ready to pack things in yet a bit. But, I'm in a generous mood, and herewith offer you - no strings attached - tlw.
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
- theia
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It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...
TLW
TLW
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...
TLW
It is beautiful where I am. The sun is shining brightly and there's not a cloud in the cerulean blue sky! The grass is lush and green (it needs mowing!
) and the trees are swaying in the breeze. You could say it's the beginning of spring at last.................. except its absolutely bloody freezing out! Brrr!
So I'm admiring its beauty from indoors and have sent hubby out for a pint of milk so I can have a cup of tea! Tee hee hee
Bless him! And on behalf of hubby, whose initial is T.............I claim TLW!
teeheeheeheehee :wah:
TLW
It is beautiful where I am. The sun is shining brightly and there's not a cloud in the cerulean blue sky! The grass is lush and green (it needs mowing!
So I'm admiring its beauty from indoors and have sent hubby out for a pint of milk so I can have a cup of tea! Tee hee hee
Bless him! And on behalf of hubby, whose initial is T.............I claim TLW!
teeheeheeheehee :wah:
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theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...
TLW
You wield this this type of power me lady ? You claim ownership upon the words of another ? You desire authority over the land of the last word ? By what decree do you make this proclomation Cornlander ?
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You wield this this type of power me lady ? You claim ownership upon the words of another ? You desire authority over the land of the last word ? By what decree do you make this proclomation Cornlander ?
I AM AWESOME MAN
- SOJOURNER
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theia wrote: It is a cold, windy, Sunday morning here in England. Having turned on the gas fire for her cat who was sat staring miserably at an unlit hearth, Theia turns to the TLW thread and decides it is time to create order from chaos...only people with the initial t can claim TLW today, she announces slyly and in the knowledge that tmbsgrl seems to be away...
TLW
Narrowing the playing field I see........................ No matter! The (t for the) Great SoJo is here to type TLW...............
TLW
Narrowing the playing field I see........................ No matter! The (t for the) Great SoJo is here to type TLW...............
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Lil~Basco
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koochikoo wrote: Nope nope nope nope nope.
This could go on all day if we let it. We are both adults. I say we stop now. Right here. At this very post. No more. Let this be the last word on it. Waddya say :yh_wink
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.............it's MINE! TLW!
This could go on all day if we let it. We are both adults. I say we stop now. Right here. At this very post. No more. Let this be the last word on it. Waddya say :yh_wink
no, no, no, no, no, no, no.............it's MINE! TLW!
- AussiePam
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Hey... that was worth waking up for.... We - the gorgeous goddess ladies of TLW land - have been visitated by two drop dead adorable Hunks - Nomad and Wolverine!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Nomad seems to have his Hollywood Movie Mogul hat on - can a casting couch be far behind? (As fer Far - he does have a cute one!!! But I digress....) Theia, me old mate, what part of 'pam' are you contending doesn't start with the letter 't'.???? Please feel free to step outside this little thread and explain it to me....... tlw
(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw
(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw
"Life is too short to ski with ugly men"
- Wolverine
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AussiePam wrote: Hey... that was worth waking up for.... We - the gorgeous goddess ladies of TLW land - have been visitated by two drop dead adorable Hunks - Nomad and Wolverine!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Nomad seems to have his Hollywood Movie Mogul hat on - can a casting couch be far behind? (As fer Far - he does have a cute one!!! But I digress....) Theia, me old mate, what part of 'pam' are you contending doesn't start with the letter 't'.???? Please feel free to step outside this little thread and explain it to me....... tlw
(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw
Usurper!!
thanks for the compliment, Dundee.
MINE!
(Back off Basco and KK!!!) tlw
Usurper!!
thanks for the compliment, Dundee.
MINE!
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.