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Uncle Kram wrote: Tickle away kiddo


Only if you help me with my Shakespeare quote, I've only got until midnight otherwise Clancy won't give me a medal! :-1

It is 12:30 Am, hotter than heck and I cannot sleep. Ansd supposed to be in the 90's tomorrow. Yuck. I hate the heat. :-6 :-6

Betty Boop wrote: Only if you help me with my Shakespeare quote, I've only got until midnight otherwise Clancy won't give me a medal! :-1


Umm..."To Be or Not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler..." sorry that is all I remember. Why Shakespere?

Marie5656 wrote: Umm..."To Be or Not to be, that is the question. Whether tis nobler..." sorry that is all I remember. Why Shakespere?


See the games thread, I won two medals and I didn't get my quote in until just after midnight, don't think the games master noticed! :wah:

Betty, next time google "Shakespeare quote and the "key word" you'll have you answer in less then a second.......................

chonsigirl wrote: Betty, next time google "Shakespeare quote and the "key word" you'll have you answer in less then a second.......................


I googled shakespeare and it was just a sheer fluke I got that 'word' in it! Didn't realise until Clancy pointed it out!! lol I was too drunk to notice last night.

Ha-at least you were having fun!:)

My guppie is having a threesome :rolleyes:

Im going to the grocery store, does anyone want anything ?

Some chips and dip would be nice, Nomad.

Nomad wrote: Im going to the grocery store, does anyone want anything ?


Yes, that FUZE drink I like is on sale..could you get me a few bottles??

*holding breath*

Go Floppy Go!

:yh_wait I'm waiting Floppy, I need to go and take a nap before I hit the town tonight! :rolleyes:

I cringe when I see a new member's profile and it says they have no friends. Seems kinda cruel. Can someone (else) go be their friend ?

Oh, that is a pretty avatar, Floppy!:)

Lets pick up the pace here people. Entertain, enlighten, pull a rabbit out of your hat...anything.

Is this too much pressure ? :-3

Nomad wrote: Lets pick up the pace here people. Entertain, enlighten, pull a rabbit out of your hat...anything.

Is this too much pressure ? :-3


And the old enema bag comes under which of these.... ????

And how did Chonsi get into your hat in the first place????

Just some of the great questions of life.

(A bit like Arnold's belly button fluff brown cardie - which raises even deeper questions)

WHERE'S MY COFFEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No electricity on Thurdsay.

No cable on Friday.

Now no water, maybe for days!:mad:

Get it together, Baltimore!

Marie5656 wrote: Yes, that FUZE drink I like is on sale..could you get me a few bottles??
Have you seen that wine they have in grocery stores that has no alchohol? Costs more than some of the wine I buy in a liquor store. Why would anyone want that.

I've actually got that once or twice Okie, mainly for when I knew someone coming for dinner didn't drink alcohol but wanted not to stand out. Non alcoholic wine tastes fine, and you can put it in a wine glass for toasts etc. Some people enjoy the taste of it. It's not the same as unfermented grape juice, but actual wine with the alcohol removed. Personally I like my wine to be actual wine, preferably really good actual wine. Grin.

Betty and Hamster reporting in after their night out! What a cracking night, good music at our local club for a change! :guitarist

Betty Boop and Brigitte Bardot. Ahhhh the BB brigade. I am a fan of the old Bardot, not the new nutty recluse one. Not just those awesome film classics, but she was one heckova singer. I have a couple of CDs of her stuff. Glad you had a good night out Betty Boop. In here there are still brawls going on over your cardigan!!! Amazing. I wonder if Brigitte Bardot is a cardigan wearer???? She probably just knots her brown knit stylishly around her shoulders...

AussiePam wrote: Betty Boop and Brigitte Bardot. Ahhhh the BB brigade. I am a fan of the old Bardot, not the new nutty recluse one. Not just those awesome film classics, but she was one heckova singer. I have a couple of CDs of her stuff. Glad you had a good night out Betty Boop. In here there are still brawls going on over your cardigan!!! Amazing. I wonder if Brigitte Bardot is a cardigan wearer???? She probably just knots her brown knit stylishly around her shoulders...




Cardigans are the last thing on my mind right now Pam!!;)

Grin. Yes I can believe that, BB !!! Nice little monokini you're almost wearing, by the way!!

AussiePam wrote: I've actually got that once or twice Okie, mainly for when I knew someone coming for dinner didn't drink alcohol but wanted not to stand out. Non alcoholic wine tastes fine, and you can put it in a wine glass for toasts etc. Some people enjoy the taste of it. It's not the same as unfermented grape juice, but actual wine with the alcohol removed. Personally I like my wine to be actual wine, preferably really good actual wine. Grin.


I see. Still taste ok without the alky. Oh well. I have had some real plonk! Night Train for one and Wild Irish Rose are about the worst. Really strong but needs ice in it! Heeeeeee.

AussiePam wrote: Grin. Yes I can believe that, BB !!! Nice little monokini you're almost wearing, by the way!!


:wah: Whats one of them??

Betty Boop wrote: Betty and Hamster reporting in after their night out! What a cracking night, good music at our local club for a change! :guitaristI miss Hamster.

Accountable wrote: I miss Hamster.




:-1 So do I, she just left my place half an hour ago, she's in Cornwall for the rest of the week so she won't be online much. Then she's back off up 'North'

Betty Boop wrote: :wah: Whats one of them??


One piece swimmers, of the skimpy variety. Either just the bottom of a standard bikini or top and bottom linked um lightly.

AussiePam wrote: One piece swimmers, of the skimpy variety. Either just the bottom of a standard bikini or top and bottom linked um lightly.






Hell! If I went out wearing one of those I'd freeze to death! I'd be afraid to move in case I 'fell out' :wah:

I'm peeling! Any one want to peel a sheet?? :wah:

Betty Boop wrote: I'm peeling! Any one want to peel a sheet?? :wah:You still peel in sheets? Lovely skin. Mine used to, now it flakes off. I'm told it's a indication of the elasticity that you lose with age.



*getting naughty thoughts now*

Accountable wrote: You still peel in sheets? Lovely skin. Mine used to, now it flakes off. I'm told it's a indication of the elasticity that you lose with age.



*getting naughty thoughts now*


:wah: oh dear, and it's Sunday too!



I must admit they're not as big sheets as I can remember peeling off when younger But, it's definately more than flakes!

MAY THIS WORLD COME TO AN END - My old mans just got off his arse and made a cup of tea .

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: MAY THIS WORLD COME TO AN END - My old mans just got off his arse and made a cup of tea .


Ha Ha!!

Did he make it for himself or you, Pants?

I'm going to go buy a new DVD player today.

Betty Boop wrote: Only if you help me with my Shakespeare quote, I've only got until midnight otherwise Clancy won't give me a medal! :-1


To be or to not to be - Why is the question

My boss leaned on me on Friday to do a load of overtime on a big project we're doing. Just what I wanted to hear when it's so hot and the office is like a sauna. Looks like I'm back to 7 days a week for the next few weeks. Sound familiar?. Deep joy. I've seen this movie before (too many times). I've had to bring work home to get a jump on it, but as I didn't do anything yesterday and I've spent the whole day painting in the garden, I'm stuck here working now . I'm knackered, hot and not in the mood, but not necessarily in that order.

Uncle Kram wrote: I'm knackered, hot and not in the mood, but not necessarily in that order.


Uncle Kram

If you were hot and in the mood, then you and I could talk . . . :sneaky:

Good luck with the workload, my friend :-6

Uncle Kram wrote: To be or to not to be - Why is the question


Well its a bit late now! :p

Unc', I wish you did not have to work everyday again-put your boss on the phone with me! I'll tell him off!

chonsigirl wrote: Unc', I wish you did not have to work everyday again-put your boss on the phone with me! I'll tell him off!


I told him you wouldn't be pleased Chonsi

Betty Boop wrote: Well its a bit late now! :p
No sense of timing

Uncle Kram

You tell your boss that I will send Buster over to teach him a lesson!

ummm tell him Buster is a 100-pound Rottweiler as opposed to a 4 1/2 pound chihuahua . . .

cherandbuster wrote: Uncle Kram

You tell your boss that I will send Buster over to teach him a lesson!

ummm tell him Buster is a 100-pound Rottweiler as opposed to a 4 1/2 pound chihuahua . . .


I'll tell him you and Bunny are headin' up a posse