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I need a haircut.

My hair grows *out* instead of *down*

Is it friday yet???:-1

cherandbuster wrote: I need a haircut.

My hair grows *out* instead of *down*


I need one too. Lets get together and cut each others hair!!

Oh, I cut about 6 inches last week, that's enough for now! It's always a trauma!

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, I cut about 6 inches last week, that's enough for now! It's always a trauma!


Oh I guess for you it would be since you have all that long gorgeous hair I would fret as well. I aspire to have hair as long as yours

Oh, you will Minks! Look at the doo Phyllis has now! I love that avatar!:)

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, you will Minks! Look at the doo Phyllis has now! I love that avatar!:)


Imagine how long that takes to get that all spikey and cool looking.

Yeah, you have to put your finger in the soket in the morning to make it look just right!:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Yeah, you have to put your finger in the soket in the morning to make it look just right!:wah:


and add a little gel and you are good to go ahahahahaha

Ha-I can hear that Phyllis laugh when I see your avatar!

chonsigirl wrote: Ha-I can hear that Phyllis laugh when I see your avatar!


shall I talk about my husband Fang :sneaky:

Ha-I remember that! :wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Are they different types of hoses then are on pumps now? I am thinking of ones where it is kind of pressurized, to prevent fumes leaking.
I think they are sort of shrouded to keep fumes from leaking, yes. They blame lawnmowers for ozone account so many are two stroke cycle. But i feel most now are four stroke so no worse than a car engine really. And for my part I am not going to mow nearly as long as I drive.

Pinky wrote: Yours has got a dodgy nickname too?

Mine is called Vlad (after the Impaler) - don't ask, I'm sure you can guess if you use your imagination..


Hehehehe Pinky Fang was who Phyllis Diller called her husband

I love the nickname for your man Vlad ahahahahahaha

minks wrote: Is it friday yet???:-1
Is it just me or is Phyillis getting to look more like Waylon Flowers "Madame"

Okie wrote: Is it just me or is Phyillis getting to look more like Waylon Flowers "Madame"


help me out here... puppet??? they sound vaguely familliar... ok perhaps I should google this.

minks wrote: help me out here... puppet??? they sound vaguely familliar... ok perhaps I should google this.


hah there ya go

Attached files

:wah: I remember that too! This is fun!

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: I remember that too! This is fun!


Or how about the original Candid Camera??

Now Iwill tell a funny story about that.

My dad for awhile worked a part time job at LAX, the airport. He was cleaning up the hallways, and found this piece of paper near a trash can, and went to pick it up. The paper kept getting away from him, but he caught it and threw it and a whole bunch of stuff in the trash can. Ha-the Candid Camera guy was in the trash can, but was so ticked he got trash on him, they didn't put it on! We laughed for days about it!

chonsigirl wrote: Now Iwill tell a funny story about that.

My dad for awhile worked a part time job at LAX, the airport. He was cleaning up the hallways, and found this piece of paper near a trash can, and went to pick it up. The paper kept getting away from him, but he caught it and threw it and a whole bunch of stuff in the trash can. Ha-the Candid Camera guy was in the trash can, but was so ticked he got trash on him, they didn't put it on! We laughed for days about it!


OMG that is the first I ever heard of anyone knowing someone who got "candid camera'd" that is hilarious.

Oh, LAX was a wonderful place to have adventures. We used to slide up and down the halls, I was only 12-and my sisters and I would skate in our stocking feet on the newly waxed floors my father had just finished. Once we did that, as a plane was debarking. Being innocent little angels, we thought we would fly by these guys, stick out our tongues, and make a fast get away. Swoosh-we went down the hallway, stuck out our tongues, the guys saw us, and so did my dad-at the end of the hallway. He said, "Don't you know who those guys are?" Like no, I didn't have any idea. "That's Jerry West, and the Lakers coming home from the game!" Oh, I still didn't know, and my dad thought I needed further training in my education. He took me to a Laker game-a glorious Laker game, where I fell in love with basketball and the Lakers.

minks wrote: Or how about the original Candid Camera??
I loved that Candid Camera show. They later out a X rated version on that was even better. Candid Candid Camera.

Yes, Madame was a puppet. He was not an accomplished ventrekloquist so he stood below the stage and moved her with sticks. She was a horny old lady. Heeeeee.

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, LAX was a wonderful place to have adventures. We used to slide up and down the halls, I was only 12-and my sisters and I would skate in our stocking feet on the newly waxed floors my father had just finished. Once we did that, as a plane was debarking. Being innocent little angels, we thought we would fly by these guys, stick out our tongues, and make a fast get away. Swoosh-we went down the hallway, stuck out our tongues, the guys saw us, and so did my dad-at the end of the hallway. He said, "Don't you know who those guys are?" Like no, I didn't have any idea. "That's Jerry West, and the Lakers coming home from the game!" Oh, I still didn't know, and my dad thought I needed further training in my education. He took me to a Laker game-a glorious Laker game, where I fell in love with basketball and the Lakers.


gawd what a great story CG. Your dad sounds like the coolest dad, mine would have paddled our butts.

My dad was very cool................

Pina can fit 34 Maltesers in her mouth at one time.

:wah: Now recite the alphabet backwards, Pina..........................

Oh, they laughed at us silly girls. It was a fun thing to do, a whole long hallway all waxed up slick as ice, you just had to skate on it!

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: Now recite the alphabet backwards, Pina..........................


Only if you fancy a chocolate shower. :p

:wah: Pina!

The candy nowdays you can get blue and purple tongues-kids can never fib and say they weren't eating it anymore, you just tell them to stick out their tongue. Any kid falls for that line!

SnoozeControl wrote: I almost got hit by a big ass truck this morning. I was trying to turn left at a busy t-stop, and I had the chance when a car was turning right into my street so I zipped out. Unfortunately big ass truck behind them revved up AND swerved into the oncoming lane trying to avoid a sprinkler that was shooting water into the street. THEN the idiot actually honked at me when he's the one driving into oncoming traffic. Unbelieveable.:mad:I hate that! All ass truck drivers are terrible, but the big ones are the worst. I don't know why they haul ass around here anyway. Everybody I know works theirs off. There's just no market for it. :rolleyes:

sunny104 wrote: I need to buy a robe. Nosey neighbors? :sneaky:

Accountable wrote: I hate that! All ass truck drivers are terrible, but the big ones are the worst. I don't know why they haul ass around here anyway. Everybody I know works theirs off. There's just no market for it. :rolleyes:




:wah: :wah: <---(2)

John Hiatt

Do yourself a favor and find out about his music

If you dont then I just dont want to hear about it !

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm kinda getting off on having Jack Sparrow as my avatar. Does this make me strange? :-2
Of course not. You were strange LONG before that!! :wah:

:wah:

So is my husband, he wants dinner already! I told him to wait 30 minutes! It's 3:30!

Oh, say hi to Sean for me.

Yesterday my man told me that I have "brat syndrome". I think it's so funny!:-4

Saffron wrote: Yesterday my man told me that I have "brat syndrome". I think it's so funny!:-4


Do you think you're a brat?

MrsK has asked me to say hello to "Snooze,Nomad,Peg,Bez all lovely & funny people."

So........hello

Hi MrkK!:)