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kayleneaussie;766659 wrote: Sitting here feeling lonely:( Baby Shayden hasnt been well today and next Tuesday has to have a head xray, I feel sick to my stomach hoping there isnt anything serious wrong. He is such a cutie and when he sees me he gives me one of his lovely smiles.....love him so much :-4
With the love you give him Kay he will be alright babe you wait and see darlin((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))

Bad Days

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.



An unidentified English woman, according to the London Sunday Express was climbing into the bathtub one afternoon when she

remembered she had left some muffins in the oven. Naked, she dashed downstairs and was removing the muffins when she heard a noise at the door. Thinking it was the baker, and knowing he would come in

and leave a loaf of bread on the kitchen table if she didn't answer his knock, the woman darted into the broom cupboard. A few moments later she heard the back door open and, to her eternal mortification, the sound of footsteps coming toward the cupboard. It was the man from the gas company, come to read the meter. "Oh," stammered the woman, "I was expecting the baker." The gas man blinked, excused himself and departed.

In a classic case of one thing leading to another, seven men aged eighteen to twenty-nine received jail sentences of three to four years in Kingston-on-Thames, England, in 1979 after a fight that

started when one of the men threw a french fry at another while they stood waiting for a train.

Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.

Sending all my Foc'er friends lots of best wishes today :-4

Carol, Kay and Kaz, hope you have a nice day girls :-6

Hope shayden feels better soon Kay :-6

Sometimes love isnt enough but fingers crossed.

Glad your not going anywhere Carol.....who would I fight with ya old tart....luvs ya:-4

Chezzie;766663 wrote: Sending all my Foc'er friends lots of best wishes today :-4

Carol, Kay and Kaz, hope you have a nice day girls :-6

Hope shayden feels better soon Kay :-6


Thanks Cheezie:-4 hope your day is good

kayleneaussie;766659 wrote: Sitting here feeling lonely:( Baby Shayden hasnt been well today and next Tuesday has to have a head xray, I feel sick to my stomach hoping there isnt anything serious wrong. He is such a cutie and when he sees me he gives me one of his lovely smiles.....love him so much :-4

Chezzie;766662 wrote: Bad Days

Hitting on the novel idea that he could end his wife's incessant nagging by giving her a good scare, Hungarian Jake Fen built an elaborate harness to make it look as if he had hanged himself. When his wife came home and saw him she fainted. Hearing a disturbance a neighbor came over and, finding what she thought were two corpses, seized the opportunity to loot the place. As she was leaving the room, her arms laden, the outraged and suspended Mr. Fen kicked her stoutly in the backside. This so surprised the lady that she dropped dead of a heart attack. Happily, Mr. Fen was acquitted of manslaughter and he and his wife were reconciled.



An unidentified English woman, according to the London Sunday Express was climbing into the bathtub one afternoon when she

remembered she had left some muffins in the oven. Naked, she dashed downstairs and was removing the muffins when she heard a noise at the door. Thinking it was the baker, and knowing he would come in

and leave a loaf of bread on the kitchen table if she didn't answer his knock, the woman darted into the broom cupboard. A few moments later she heard the back door open and, to her eternal mortification, the sound of footsteps coming toward the cupboard. It was the man from the gas company, come to read the meter. "Oh," stammered the woman, "I was expecting the baker." The gas man blinked, excused himself and departed.

In a classic case of one thing leading to another, seven men aged eighteen to twenty-nine received jail sentences of three to four years in Kingston-on-Thames, England, in 1979 after a fight that

started when one of the men threw a french fry at another while they stood waiting for a train.

Surprised while burgling a house in Antwerp, Belgium, a thief fled out the back door, clambered over a nine-foot wall, dropped down and found himself in the city prison.


:wah::wah:That last one is the best:wah:

kazalala;766667 wrote:


awwwwwwwwwww thanks Kaz your a Gem:-4 I am off to bed now, will have a cup of milo and a ciggy as I dont know what sort of night I will have. Catcha all tomorrow.

for my fellow gardeners

You are friendly, kind and caring

Sensitive, loyal and understanding

Humorous, fun, secure and true

Always there... yes that's you.

Special, accepting, exciting and wise

Truthful and helpful, with honest blue eyes

Confiding, forgiving, cheerful and bright

Yes that's you... not one bit of spite.

You're one of a kind, different from others

Generous, charming, but not one that smothers

Optimistic, thoughtful, happy and game

But not just another... in the long chain.

Appreciative, warm and precious like gold

Our friendship won't tarnish or ever grow old

You'll always be there, I know that is true

I'll always be here... always for you.

kayleneaussie;766659 wrote: Sitting here feeling lonely:( Baby Shayden hasnt been well today and next Tuesday has to have a head xray, I feel sick to my stomach hoping there isnt anything serious wrong. He is such a cutie and when he sees me he gives me one of his lovely smiles.....love him so much :-4


i do hope everything goes ok for shayden, its bad enough to go through stuff like that yourself but at least you know why its being done. to a child of that age, its a scarey thing and you cant explain why its happening and thats what makes it harder. :-4

a bit dull and overcast here today, they say we're getting snow by the weekend. that will make a change from everything else we've had thrown at us this winter.

i hate takin the dog out in the snow cos he's only got little stumpy legs and he gets snow balls !!

now, hang on a minit, i know what some of you are thinking i mean it gets stuck to the hair on his legs and forms big balls and i have to put him in the bath and melt em with warm water otherwise he cant walk properly

he usually looks like this anyway so i spose a bit of snow aint gonna make much difference :rolleyes:

Good Morning :-6

Helen - your dog is so cute :-4

pinkchick;766700 wrote: Good Morning :-6

Helen - your dog is so cute :-4


hi pc,

he's my pride and joy but he smells to high heaven when he's wet :rolleyes:

Helen;766704 wrote: hi pc,

he's my pride and joy but he smells to high heaven when he's wet :rolleyes:


He's a sweetie

How are you bird?

The water board decided to "do something" to our water about a wek ago. They opened up a drain outside, There didnt seem to be anything wrong with it before they started:-3 Since then it has been leaking water all over, and is now a huge hole with plastic hurdles all around it, and at thia moment there are three water board vans outside with men standing around talking and ocasionally looking down the hole:rolleyes::wah::wah: Well its keeping me occupied anyway.

pinkchick;766707 wrote: He's a sweetie

How are you bird?


hi again,

im fine now i've finished work, just done the recycle run with 3 black bags of cans and plastic bottles. im a bit of a fanatic when it comes to recycling, i might not live long enough to feel the benifits of what i do but my grandchildren might.

now i can put me feet up, have a cuppa with a feeling of " i've helped to save the planet, arnt i wonderful ! " :wah::wah::rolleyes:

hi kaz,

well i suppose if all they are doing is looking at the hole, they're not making any more mess :rolleyes:

Helen;766805 wrote: hi kaz,

well i suppose if all they are doing is looking at the hole, they're not making any more mess :rolleyes:




:wah::wah:They have all gone now, but the hole is still there:-5:wah:

AngelEyes82;766810 wrote: good morning! :-6


HI friend:D:-4

AngelEyes82;766814 wrote: How are you??


Im good ta AE hows yersel?:D

Hi Guys and I really am sorry for neglecting you.Im not feeling all that great at the moment with one thing and another.I need cheering up I guess.Hope your all ok thoughxxxx

Carolly;766820 wrote: Hi Guys and I really am sorry for neglecting you.Im not feeling all that great at the moment with one thing and another.I need cheering up I guess.Hope your all ok thoughxxxx


Aaawwww Carol !

:yh_hugs:yh_hugs

AngelEyes82;766829 wrote: I am great! thanks..

Carol you can always do this to ummm.. the guy.. that is harassing you in another thread! LOL


Oh baby thankyou:wah:I needed that;)

pinkchick;766823 wrote: Aaawwww Carol !

:yh_hugs:yh_hugs
Tar Rosie.....I will be ok its just that some people dont realise how words typed on here can hurt so.x

Carolly;766820 wrote: Hi Guys and I really am sorry for neglecting you.Im not feeling all that great at the moment with one thing and another.I need cheering up I guess.Hope your all ok thoughxxxx


dont want to depress you girl but it took me the best part of four weeks to shift it when i got it at xmas:(

trouble is, when you're down in the dumps and tired everything else hits you harder dont it ?? xx

AngelEyes82;766829 wrote: I am great! thanks..

Carol you can always do this to ummm.. the guy.. that is harassing you in another thread! LOL




i live by the sea, wonder if i could entice a few folk down to the beach so i could do that to them........... love it :wah:

AngelEyes82;766835 wrote: you're welcome.. thought it would at least make you smile!
You are such a little dear.......Im so glad your part of our little family now sweetheart:);)

Helen;766837 wrote: dont want to depress you girl but it took me the best part of four weeks to shift it when i got it at xmas:(

trouble is, when you're down in the dumps and tired everything else hits you harder dont it ?? xxTrue Helen....especiallly when its behind a screen babe.

Im off to shove summat in the oven for tea. i will be back:sneaky:

kazalala;766851 wrote: Im off to shove summat in the oven for tea. i will be back:sneaky:
Kaz we both agreed you wouldn't go on that other thread.I hate to get my friends involved in that situation.Even Chris I have to stop and Im talking Big Time.Im old enough to fight my own battles and would hate anyone to think that Ive called help in.Upon saying all that I thankyou from the heart for doing so.You knew how upset I was and still am and as a good friend you felt you did what you had to do. The same goes for Gill.Thankyou for again showing me how lucky I am to have such good friends.xxx

AngelEyes82;766852 wrote: About how long to I have to get my arse over there?:DPardon:wah:;)

AngelEyes82;766852 wrote: About how long to I have to get my arse over there?:D


About an hour and a half:driving:

kazalala;766851 wrote: Im off to shove summat in the oven for tea. i will be back:sneaky:


never eaten a summat,

down here in cornwall, we have ifits.......... ifits there you can eat it, ifits not then you cant. :wah:

Carolly;766856 wrote: Kaz we both agreed you wouldn't go on that other thread.I hate to get my friends involved in that situation.Even Chris I have to stop and Im talking Big Time.Im old enough to fight my own battles and would hate anyone to think that Ive called help in.Upon saying all that I thankyou from the heart for doing so.You knew how upset I was and still am and as a good friend you felt you did what you had to do. The same goes for Gill.Thankyou for again showing me how lucky I am to have such good friends.xxx


I know Carol, well i actually said i wasnt, but if you remember i also said, you know me i might change me mind in 2 mins:rolleyes: Anyway, its not just for you carol so there:pI happen to think that people should be able to get a point across without hurting anothers feelings. Im ok im calm as usual:D:wah:

Helen;766869 wrote: never eaten a summat,

down here in cornwall, we have ifits.......... ifits there you can eat it, ifits not then you cant. :wah:


Reminds me of when my mother used to say "sotch Mist" when we asked whats for tea:wah: Even funnier was my brother having a hissy fit cos he didnt like scotch mist:wah:

Something funny happened today. My mam phoned me and said guess what? Well my dad has had 2 knee replacements and since then, the first one was about 2 years ago, he has been worse! then on top of that he had some strokes, so he has hardly been able to walk. Well today he was saying to my mam look look and walking around the room. My mam is looking on the floor for something till she realises he is walking quite easily without his stick! he said he was walking around this morning and just suddenly realised he could walk much easier, even get up out of the chair without needing help or support! My mam says he hasnt stopped walking around for ages now:wah::wah: Oh i hope it stays that way, he says he is not in as much pain either.

Something else funny happened today, My son wanted me to repair his torn Jeans, i was trying to get out of it cos i hate sewing, so he went off and stapled them together:wah::wah::wah:

Its a strange old world but indeed a good one at times.I recieved a mail from somebody here just before who will remain nameless.It wasn't just a quick little message it was well typed and quite long. It contained things that made me understand certain things abit better and also has helped me at this moment of time. A stranger held their hand out to me today....somebody I dont even know took the trouble of spending time and energy on me just to help me..........do you know how that makes me feel?To be shown your not that terrible person some may think you are and other stuff that made me see things so much more clearly.I couldnt write much back as I was just to taken back.but if you are reading this............you have no idea what you have done sweetheart by holding that hand out right now and for showing and giving me some advice and indeed I will take it...........Thankyouxxxx

kazalala;766885 wrote: Something else funny happened today, My son wanted me to repair his torn Jeans, i was trying to get out of it cos i hate sewing, so he went off and stapled them together:wah::wah::wah:


LOL :wah::wah:

only a male could think of doing that !!

Carol There Is An Old Saying ............stick And Stones Will Break My Bones But Words Will Never Hurt Me:-4

:kazalala;766885 wrote: Something else funny happened today, My son wanted me to repair his torn Jeans, i was trying to get out of it cos i hate sewing, so he went off and stapled them together:wah::wah::wah:


:yh_rotfl

oh dear, my life dosnt improve........

just had a call from eldest daughter to say youngest daughter is in hospital with her daughter, who fell off the trampoline at school, went head first into the vaulting horse and it looks like shes pushed two vertabrae out in her neck. they are waiting for scans at the moment.

it never rainsbut it pours !!