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Idgie;559473 wrote: the hot ashes fell upon his chest hair which ignited! The look on Jimbo's face was...................


........ shocked as he said, "Now my chest looks like the top of my head!" Picking up the phone, he called ................

Idgie;559489 wrote: BH672 asking for instructions on how to.......................


............. be like BH672! BH672 told him, "Eat your vegetables and stop playing with yourself!" jimbo replied, ..........................



:wah:

BH672;559501 wrote: ............. be like BH672! BH672 told him, "Eat your vegetables and stop playing with yourself!" jimbo replied, ..........................



:wah:no! that's not what I needed to know, I need to know how to make my chest hair grow again. So, what should I do? Just then.............

Tater Tazz;559873 wrote: no! that's not what I needed to know, I need to know how to make my chest hair grow again. So, what should I do? Just then.............


aliens beamed jimbo up to there ship. So, bh672 said..............

Idgie;559970 wrote: "remember Jimbo, take one hand and place it on your head, the other hand and place it on your chest, start rubbing in counter clockwise circular motions and say these 5 words over and over..........


I would like my hair to grow , I would like my hair to grow, just then..............

Idgie;560006 wrote: Jimbo saw new hair coming forth, but NOT on his head and chest! He was sprouting it...............


on his big toe! Oh no jimbo said now I will have to........................

Idgie;560013 wrote: shave there too! Jimbo ran out of razors and had to use................


scissors. As he was cutting the hair from his toes in came...............

Tater Tazz;560081 wrote: scissors. As he was cutting the hair from his toes in came...............


the aliens who had abducted jimbo. They all had hair on their big toes. When jimbo saw this, he said, "............................

BH672;560180 wrote: the aliens who had abducted jimbo. They all had hair on their big toes. When jimbo saw this, he said, "............................
mom, dad can we go home now ? but bh672 said....

jimbo;560188 wrote: mom, dad can we go home now ? but bh672 said....


............ "You are home, welcome to planet Hairy Big Toes!!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!" jimbo pulled out his ray gun and ......................

........dove behind the nearest rock. He readied himself for the coming battle. With his fiercest battle cry, he sprung from his hiding place and..........

Fibonacci;560452 wrote: ........dove behind the nearest rock. He readied himself for the coming battle. With his fiercest battle cry, he sprung from his hiding place and..........


...Shot himself, right in his newly hairless big toe. "Great, now look what I have done" said Jimbo, as he....

Craig James;560494 wrote: ...Shot himself, right in his newly hairless big toe. "Great, now look what I have done" said Jimbo, as he....


started to do a ballet. He had a stunning pair of tights on with a pirate shirt, just then......................

Tater Tazz;560615 wrote: started to do a ballet. He had a stunning pair of tights on with a pirate shirt, just then......................


YZGI called out that it was lunch time and everybody better hurry up or he was going to eat all the fried Spam by himself. Jimbo stripped off the tights because they were too tight and.......................

Tater Tazz;560615 wrote: started to do a ballet. He had a stunning pair of tights on with a pirate shirt, just then......................


............in walked Pinky, who said, "jimbo, I need to practice for the big dance contest with BH, let's do the time warp again!" jimbo ripped off his pirate shirt and said, ".................

BH672;560953 wrote: ............in walked Pinky, who said, "jimbo, I need to practice for the big dance contest with BH, let's do the time warp again!" jimbo ripped off his pirate shirt and said, ".................


ahem! :yh_silent

I would love to do the time warp, but I must dance with my snow pig. So, as jimbo was dancing...............

Tater Tazz;561313 wrote: I would love to do the time warp, but I must dance with my snow pig. So, as jimbo was dancing...............


when he slipped and fell into the snow pig, when he got up..............

Wendybird;561997 wrote: .........he realised that he was covered in bird poop and it tasted like...........


white hot chocolate! So, he decided to..................

Wendybird;562321 wrote: Open up a brand new white hot chocolate bird poop cafe and call it................................


................ Guano and Bagels. But he needed a manager, so he called ............

don king , it was a hair raising experience till ...

jesse b;562356 wrote: suzy b offerd to do the job for......


....... free, until she discovered that jimbo had hair growing on his palms. She said, "There's a cure for that you know. Stop playing with ........................

jesse b;562365 wrote: ya trombone ya driving all of us.......


to drink!

Then Jimbo put on his hot pink tights and matching cape and off he went to............

sunny104;562420 wrote: to drink!



Then Jimbo put on his hot pink tights and matching cape and off he went to............


to do his day job as stunt double to patrick the starfish sponge bobs best friend ,wise guy was there he played...



:sneaky:

Wendybird;562455 wrote: Sorry to interrupt the story but OMG I now have this image in my head!


I've been traumatized thinking about it. I'll probably need counselling now!

:wah:

jimbo;562424 wrote: to do his day job as stunt double to patrick the starfish sponge bobs best friend ,wise guy was there he played...



:sneaky:


...stunt double for Sponge Bon. When they were done filming, both went across the street to....

Craig James;562818 wrote: ...stunt double for Sponge Bon. When they were done filming, both went across the street to....


...... The Cabaret BH, the classiest place in town. jimbo said, "Bring me one of those little drinks with the umbrella in it." YZGI said, "And two straws." Soberano saw this and decided ......................

BH672;562853 wrote: ...... The Cabaret BH, the classiest place in town. jimbo said, "Bring me one of those little drinks with the umbrella in it." YZGI said, "And two straws." Soberano saw this and decided ......................


He wanted an appletini. When Jimbo saw that drink, he decided to buy everone appletinis. Then wonder wendy walked in and said, why are you drinking girlie drinks? Jimbo replied....................

Tater Tazz;563028 wrote: He wanted an appletini. When Jimbo saw that drink, he decided to buy everone appletinis. Then wonder wendy walked in and said, why are you drinking girlie drinks? Jimbo replied....................


.............. "These are girlie drinks? We thought we were ordering burly drinks!!!" W/W got out her lasso of truth and said, "We'll see about that!" When she lassoed jimbo, he said ...................

BH672;563346 wrote: .............. "These are girlie drinks? We thought we were ordering burly drinks!!!" W/W got out her lasso of truth and said, "We'll see about that!" When she lassoed jimbo, he said ...................


"wait, I think I have a run in my tights. Now I'm going to have to............"

sunny104;563363 wrote: "wait, I think I have a run in my tights. Now I'm going to have to............"


pull out my clear nail polish and fix it. Just then....................

Tater Tazz;563384 wrote: pull out my clear nail polish and fix it. Just then....................


BH walked in the door, wearing leather chaps and nothing else and............

sunny104;563641 wrote: BH walked in the door, wearing leather chaps and nothing else and............


[Now we're getting somewhere! :wah: ]

............... said, "gitalonglittledoggies!" BH went over and jumped onto the mechanical bull. Only wearing leather chaps, he stuck to the saddle. When they turned the bull on high speed, ............................

BH672;563986 wrote: [Now we're getting somewhere! :wah: ]

............... said, "gitalonglittledoggies!" BH went over and jumped onto the mechanical bull. Only wearing leather chaps, he stuck to the saddle. When they turned the bull on high speed, ............................


and he stayed on for 3 minutes and 15 seconds, and then............

WonderWendy3;564078 wrote: and he stayed on for 3 minutes and 15 seconds, and then............


he fell on the floor only showing his butt in the air. As this happened, ..............

Tater Tazz;564087 wrote: he fell on the floor only showing his butt in the air. As this happened, ..............


.....WonderWendy stood up and shouted "LOOK, The moon is out already tonight". This made Jimbo spit out his drink in a laughing fit, and he said.....

Craig James;564209 wrote: .....WonderWendy stood up and shouted "LOOK, The moon is out already tonight". This made Jimbo spit out his drink in a laughing fit, and he said.....


I am a werewolf, and began howling. The next thing you know................

Tater Tazz;564397 wrote: I am a werewolf, and began howling. The next thing you know................


Everyone in the place was howling with him....like a bad Seinfeld episode. With that, Jimbo looked around the room and exclaimed....

Craig James;564429 wrote: Everyone in the place was howling with him....like a bad Seinfeld episode. With that, Jimbo looked around the room and exclaimed....


It's party time! But just then craig james said............................

Idgie;564701 wrote: "I'm going to make a toast first, to..................


................... "jimbo, Suzy and YZGI!" jimbo returned the toast, saying..............