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altereggo wrote: To what?

Not this dribble


Stop dribbling eggo down your chino Eggo...

pizza? er... i found the juggling amusing, but now i'm just hungry.

...I've been wandering around aimlessley for the last week....



....Nothing unusual....





Hey Gygz, Arg, Eggo....wheres the Gull?

P_aIg_E wrote: lol, i seriously doubt children r listening, but uh, im reading, then again im 13, so im not technically a child, well, um, maybe i am, but maybe im not, idk, im confuuuuuuuuuuuuzed!!!:rolleyes:


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So am I

Snickz wrote: ...I've been wandering around aimlessley for the last week....



....Nothing unusual....





Hey Gygz, Arg, Eggo....wheres the Gull?


gully had a cold...then his computer died...now he's happy and skipping in a field somewhere. i was wondering if you wanted to join my posse so we can capture him alive and fetch a good price at the white slave market.

I'll saddle the hosses....



you get Eggo to make us some sandwiches.

Snickz wrote: I'll saddle the hosses....



you get Eggo to make us some sandwiches.


yes'm :yh_wink

Sandwiches?

Yes...could take a while, remember last time Gully went "Tip Toeing through the tulips??"

Didn't he end up pregnant?

altereggo wrote: Didn't he end up pregnant?


yeah, he said it's tough being pregnant when you don't have a uterus.

Yep....and that's the last time we let Gyg's experiment in Bio-genetics



"It will be brilliant, a human crossed with a calculator - the ultimate accountant" he said





who'd have thought of the consequences....

ARgi wrote: yeah, he said it's tough being pregnant when you don't have a uterus.


Wouldn't that be a meterus?

altereggo wrote: Wouldn't that be a meterus?


how would u know? :p

Hmmmm.....Gull told me?

"Helloooooo??"......... 'lo lo lo lo lo lo






My voice echoed of the great walls that spanned what was once an impressive foyer...























"Gyger!"...........

'er er er er er




"Eggoo!"...........

'oo oo oo oo oo




"Argieee"...........

'ee ee ee ee ee








:-2




*yawn *

*peeks out of the covers*

hmmm... there's tha ghost again.

Hungry....think I'll go rattle some pots and pans....























Geez these pot plants need watering.....

but whose are they?

ARgi;439949 wrote:


....if that's the sea view....no wonder theres no guests

And so the kingdom of Ar-Are slid into the sea.

Shouts back from the cave....hello!

but we are too kindly inclined to our memories to let them slip beneath the crashing waves...



"hello"

Draws a line in the sand.....and refills the hourglass....

makes a replica of the taj mahal in the sand and passes out plates of cake.





0_o

Draws another line....straightens up the hour glass.....







"Are we really this bored???"

Absolutly we are this bored! *A bottle of brandy is produced and the firery furnace is lit. The room settles in for a cold summers night...*

ooh...i think we're waiting for something or...someone.

*throws pebbles at hourglass*

We sat and listened to the waves crashing on the jagged rocks, sipping brandy in time with the ocean....



We watched as the spray reflected by the setting sun caused a million jewelled droplets which hovered for a second before falling to join back with the throng...



"Beautiful..." someone whispered



"I'd say" Wendybird chirpped "This is the best brandy I've had for ages..." she added as she extended her leg and toed the toppled hourglass...





And then ahead in the distance a form appeared...the sillhoette of a man and he was carrying something large..

He asked seductively winking at Argi



"It's bring your own bubbles night...."

*sips bubbles*

pass me another round



if i make another post about jw's someone shoot me...please. if there's one thing i can't stand, it's caring about things.









*bang*

and please someone drag my dead carcass into a nice room for the night. *zzzzzz

ARgi;540511 wrote: and please someone drag my dead carcass into a nice room for the night. *zzzzzz


guppy drags argi off to a room.......

thankya, you're a real doll. notta fake one... uh real one. *hick*

I need a room I need a good vaction

If I book a room for 3 days would you arrange a chauffeur driven Bentley Brooklands to pick me up from my estate.

Address...

Lord Of The Sows.

Pign-Sty Manor.

Mudfield Manor Lane.

Overwetinthebarn.

The Pig and Crown.

Wet-In-Field East.

South West.

North.

LR 0XO.

My man, Conroy, will load the luggage into the boot.

a bottle of rioja and some nibbly things.