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That's a lovely photo of you both, and with Tower Bridge behind you. My Auntie Win lived most of her life in London and, as a child, I would spend weekends with her. She lived there during the Blitz. She was a manager for Mence Smith (?), a hardware shop....my very favourite auntie, who never married.

theia;765830 wrote: That's a lovely photo of you both, and with Tower Bridge behind you. My Auntie Win lived most of her life in London and, as a child, I would spend weekends with her. She lived there during the Blitz. She was a manager for Mence Smith (?), a hardware shop....my very favourite auntie, who never married.Thanks theia.....where about did she live darlin??

Carolly;765831 wrote: Thanks theia.....where about did she live darlin??


In a flat in Kensal Rise and then in a flat which I think was nearish to London Bridge

Ere Chris, doesn't your bird ever smile ????? Next time you take a piccy, just get the silly owd moo to smile !!!!!!

It's a shame to spoil an otherwise nice piccy !!

:wah::wah:;)

G#Gill;765834 wrote: Ere Chris, doesn't your bird ever smile ????? Next time you take a piccy, just get the silly owd moo to smile !!!!!!
With mates like you lot who would want to smile fgs:-5:(:p

hoxtonchris;765823 wrote: hello girls, carol has asked me to put some pictures on that we took today.kay thats no way to talk to my quiet dear carolly anyway dont take my pleasuire away lol
























It looks as if you had a good time today, and the weather stayed good for you !!

kayleneaussie;765778 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;765770]Yep................and staying sober:

You leave Gill alone ya ugly old tart :p:-4


Thanks Kay, me Aussie friend :-4

That Carol is SO RUDE !!

G#Gill;765845 wrote: [QUOTE=kayleneaussie;765778]

Thanks Kay, me Aussie friend :-4

That Carol is SO RUDE !!Listen I aint as rude as Kangeroo Lil fgs:rolleyes::-5:sneaky:;)

YES YOU ARE MRS POSH !!!!

G#Gill;765866 wrote: YES YOU ARE MRS POSH !!!!
Gill...........we really have to have a chat you know about this shouting.I may be bleedin miles from you butI AINT BLEEDIN DEAF OK!!!!!!:-5:mad::rolleyes:

A LADY PATIENT.......

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

"Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have

a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had

someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since

she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another

43 years?

Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)



God replied: "I didn't bl***y recognize you fgs woman!:wah:;)"

Carolly;765884 wrote: A LADY PATIENT.......

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

"Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have

a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had

someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since

she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another

43 years?

Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

(You'll love this)



God replied: "I didn't bl***y recognize you fgs woman!:wah:;)"


HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE:p

kayleneaussie;765892 wrote: HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE:p
Oh you would have because you have been around for so bloody long woman:p:rolleyes:

To all my friends !!

pinkchick;765797 wrote: Ho mrsK - how are you?


Good thanks just finished doing my chores & now catching up in here.

Hope you are fit & well:-4:-6

G#Gill;765899 wrote:

To all my friends !!


http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...imation3GN.gif

It didn't work ,GOOD NIGHT

:-6

Tired of having to balance his wife Lucy’s checkbook, Bob made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his expertise.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, the woman said proudly, “There! I’ve done it! I made it balance!”

Impressed, Bob came over to take a look.

“Let’s see … mortgage 550.00…electricity 70.50…phone 35.00.” His brow wrinkled

as he read the last entry. “It says here ESP, 615.00. What the heck is that?”

“Oh,” she said, “That means, Error Some Place.”

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS......WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE END......WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.........WE ARE THE CHAMPION..........NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS..............MY FRIENDSThought I would give you a song..............ERE GUESS WHAT:guitaristGO AND LOOK WHO IS TOP AT CRASHDOWN AND LOOKwhat score it is!!!!!!:guitarist:guitarist:D:wah:;)

:sneaky::sneaky::wah::wah:;);)

mrsK;765912 wrote: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l9...imation3GN.gif

It didn't work ,GOOD NIGHT

:-6

Tired of having to balance his wife Lucy’s checkbook, Bob made a deal with her; he would only look at it after she had spent a few hours trying to wrestle it into shape. Only then would he lend his expertise.

The following night, after spending hours poring over stubs and figures, the woman said proudly, “There! I’ve done it! I made it balance!

Impressed, Bob came over to take a look.

“Let’s see ¦ mortgage 550.00¦electricity 70.50¦phone 35.00. His brow wrinkled

as he read the last entry. “It says here ESP, 615.00. What the heck is that?

“Oh, she said, “That means, Error Some Place.Hi there H...........just to let you know that although Im very famous now:rolleyes:I wont forget me mates here ok;):)

G#Gill;765924 wrote:




Gotta say...sounds like my life story the words of that song:rolleyes:anyway..........how much do you fink I should sell me autograph

for and whose gonna tell Kinks:wah:.....Oh I can be soooooo cruel:rolleyes:;)

Good Morning to you all :-6:-6:-6

Chezzie;766002 wrote: Good Morning to you all :-6:-6:-6


Hi Cheezie:-4

OI DO YOU 2 READ ANYFING FFS..................:-5:-5:-5IM FAMOUS!!!!!!:rolleyes:

Theia.......sorry babe about that:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl............Oh gawd Im nasty.......hope we are still mates;)

[QUOTE=Carolly;766019]OI DO YOU 2 READ ANYFING FFS..................:-5:-5:-5IM FAMOUS!!!!!!

FAMOUS FOR WHAT YA OLD TART>>>>YOUR COLLECTION OF UGLY DOLLS?:yh_rotfl

[QUOTE=Carolly;765920]WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS......WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE END......WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.........WE ARE THE CHAMPION..........NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS..............MY FRIENDSThought I would give you a song..............ERE GUESS WHAT:guitaristGO AND LOOK WHO IS TOP AT CRASHDOWN AND LOOKwhat score it is!

YA PROABLY CHEATED:p

kayleneaussie;766028 wrote: [QUOTE=Carolly;765920]WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRIENDS......WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TO THE END......WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.........WE ARE THE CHAMPION..........NO TIME FOR LOSERS CAUSE WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS..............MY FRIENDSThought I would give you a song..............ERE GUESS WHAT:guitaristGO AND LOOK WHO IS TOP AT CRASHDOWN AND LOOKwhat score it is!

YA PROABLY CHEATED:pNooooooooooooooooooooo........:-5:-5:-5:p

Morning everybody !

Morning MrsK , Chezzie, Carol ( Your Majesty !!!) We're never going to hear the end of this !!!! Listen Carol, we don't ALL brag about flukey high scores Mrs. :wah::rolleyes:;)

G#Gill;766038 wrote: Morning everybody !

Morning MrsK , Chezzie, Carol ( Your Majesty !!!) We're never going to hear the end of this !!!! Listen Carol, we don't ALL brag about flukey high scores Mrs. :wah::rolleyes:;)Oh so the jealousy starts:rolleyes:....maybe me dear....BUT.......look at that score:p:rolleyes:

Whoohoooooooooooo well done your Maj

Chezzie;766045 wrote: Whoohoooooooooooo well done your Maj













AT LAST SOMEBODY SEES HOW GREAT I AM:rolleyes:Thankyou my VERY bESTIE FRIEND!!!;)XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

See that Kangeroo Lil is playing Crashdown...........no chance baby:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kangeroo Lil is a fab name lol...:wah::wah::wah:

Chezzie;766074 wrote: Kangeroo Lil is a fab name lol...:wah::wah::wah:Ere Chez.....well she does like a good jump ye know:wah::wah:;)

Carolly;766075 wrote: Ere Chez.....well she does like a good jump ye know:wah::wah:;)


hah hah...whats that lil???.......a man...........stuck down a well. no way of getting out..........:wah:

Chezzie;766076 wrote: hah hah...whats that lil???.......a man...........stuck down a well. no way of getting out..........:wah:
Ere shes still playing Crashdown.....shes got no chance:wah::wah:I HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:-5;)

Oh gawd Chezzie Baby is there now ffs:wah::wah::wah:

yay I beat my high score.....fair do's carolly, good score for an oldie like you that, dont arf make your eyes go goggy so well done babes, I mean that...good bloody score that!:-6

Chezzie;766083 wrote: yay I beat my high score.....fair do's carolly, good score for an oldie like you that, dont arf make your eyes go goggy so well done babes, I mean that...good bloody score that!:-6

AND NOT SO MUCH OF THE OLDIE BIT CHICK..............GOT IT!!!:-5:-5:rolleyes:

When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said as he walked up to her, 'but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much smarter than men. ;)AND NOit isn't a debate:rolleyes:;)pmsl

TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.

THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.

THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.'

THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.

AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'

'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER.'

HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE, I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'

' A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'

'WELL, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MY ONE, I STARTED KISSING HER ON THE NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE MADE A RUDE NOISE AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW..., TAKING ME TEETH WITH HER.' :wah::wah:

Ye know what..........all this age thing going on here at the moment.It really hit me yesterday when I went back to my East End.I say mine because in my heart it always will be.I just cant believe how much it has changed.......theres homes there now that are worth millions that when I was a girl growing up you wouldn't have lived for nothing..........old buildings turned into flats that go for an amount of money that you just wouldnt believe.Gawd it made me realise just how bloody old I am I tell yer:rolleyes:

So another Dog threads appeared about a Dog killing .........shame that Dogs cant talk and tell what SOME of them have to go through to get to that stage.

Gotta say this as its how I feel........I give up with some people I really do:-5.....I aint sayin no more .

Good morning ....its 4.30am....yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/

BTW Carol I wasnt playing crashdown I was having a look to see what game it was........anddddddddddddddd you spell Kangarooo like this ya old tart:p

Hi Kay ( i love kangarooo Lil) your up early...or up late? anyhow, im getting better and better at crashdown, carolly best watch her thongy behind :wah::wah:

Do you know Carolly, before long we will have to buy safety gear to enter any threads....Jeeez thought we had freedom of speech, bet if I posted that I had farted id be asked to make sure I recorded it for bloody proof.

Hi Cheezie...up early feeding the baby but Iam now on my way back to bed:)

Chezzie;766214 wrote: Hi Kay ( i love kangarooo Lil) your up early...or up late? anyhow, im getting better and better at crashdown, carolly best watch her thongy behind :wah::wah:

Do you know Carolly, before long we will have to buy safety gear to enter any threads....Jeeez thought we had freedom of speech, bet if I posted that I had farted id be asked to make sure I recorded it for bloody proof.To bloody true Chez.....looks like another row on that dog killer one:-5:mad:

Carolly;766220 wrote: To bloody true Chez.....looks like another row on that dog killer one:-5:mad:


Aye, why cant anyone post a comment here without being shot down..:-5:-5