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Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:55 am**

Zapata wrote: A random thought about my future since I found the garden: House never gets cleaned, mail never gets collected, bills never get paid, birds never get fed, yard is turning yellow, plants are withering and I'm running out of band-aids that I've put on the back of my legs, where the skin ripped off when I tried to jump up and go the the bathroom.

Yup.

Sounds like the rest of us.

Welcome aboard!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:02 am**

ewww that was something I didn't want a visual of. :-3

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:07 am**

SnoozeControl wrote: I just pee in my chair.

if you were a boy you could pee in your wine bottle....:yh_whistl

:D

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:13 am**

you two are sick and warped...

guess that's ok though....:-4

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:14 am**

SnoozeControl wrote: I could pee in a glass then pour it in my wine bottle.

:wah: I was trying to pry myself out of this chair because the birds are pecking on the window, when that blasted bullseye thing tells me, "Sit down!"

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:15 am**

SnoozeControl wrote: I could pee in a glass then pour it in my wine bottle.

as long as you don't accidentally drink it...

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:16 am**

sunny104 wrote: as long as you don't accidentally drink it...

i heard urine is good for your complexion. :-2

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:19 am**

did the wine 'incident' happen to 6 or OM??

I can't remember....

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:19 am**

It's saying, "Help me! Bring me the birdseed so I can throw some out the window."

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:20 am**

:-3 little worried here. Snooze you hearing voices, may need to go see Dr. Nomad and have your tin foil hat checked for perforations.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:20 am**

Zapata wrote: It's saying, "Help me! Bring me the birdseed so I can throw some out the window."
make sure the window is open....

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:10 am**

Uncle Kram wrote: You don't see much Hai Karate anymore do you?
Hai Karate was all lies! I never had to fight off the girls.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:35 am**

Okie wrote: Hai Karate was all lies! I never had to fight off the girls.

Maybe you needed "Aqua Velva".

Or "Lectric Shave":wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:36 am**

cherandbuster wrote: Maybe you needed "Aqua Velva".

Or "Lectric Shave":wah:

Old Spice always does it for me.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:48 am**

Bez wrote: I'm really pi$$ed off...I've just cleaned the bathroom and got BLEACH on my new dark green combat trousers.....I'll have to remove one of the back pockets and sew it over the top of the bleach mark oh....boll****

Bez, I just love it when you talk dirty

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:51 am**

Marie5656 wrote: Old Spice always does it for me.
I always preferred Baby Spice

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:53 am**

:wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:56 am**

I am grilling porkchops for dinner. So I will come back smelling like "eau de' chop"

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:03 pm**

Gosh, my eyes are old-it is still 1-1, knew I shouldn't watch it while washing dishes.........................

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:15 pm**

*rats*

I'm going back to play the piano for PM service, how can I sneak the TV in to view the end of the game!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:08 pm**

Yeeeeeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ITALY !!!!!!

Attached files

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:32 pm**

AussiePam wrote: It's now 22:31 on Sunday 9 July, 2006 and tomorrow is forecast to reach a maximum of about 12 degrees Celsius, windy. Probably minimum of about -3. No doubt snowing in the hills.

Time I was hitting the hay.. G'night all.

Gnite Pam. Sleep tight.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:33 pm**

That was the first thing I checked when I ran home, Italy won.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:40 pm**

Thanks Okie and G'morning to you and Chonsi. It's Monday here and looks like a bright one. I'm taking some time out this morning and am going to have a gentle breakfast and sudoku, and then go for a walk.

Then the day can come and get me!! Grin.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:48 pm**

cherandbuster wrote: Maybe you needed "Aqua Velva".

Or "Lectric Shave":wah:

I did notice they still sell Brut. I like the smell of Iron or Perry Ellis 360.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:50 pm**

AussiePam wrote: Thanks Okie and G'morning to you and Chonsi. It's Monday here and looks like a bright one. I'm taking some time out this morning and am going to have a gentle breakfast and sudoku, and then go for a walk.

Then the day can come and get me!! Grin.

I got stuff to make Jambalaya. I am gonna invite Dustin over to eat.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 2:50 pm**

A lovely good morning to you, Pam!:)

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 3:32 pm**

Okie wrote: I did notice they still sell Brut. I like the smell of Iron or Perry Ellis 360.

Over here they've combined Iron and Brut. It's called Irn Bru and apparently its "made from girders" :-3

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:06 pm**

Why is it when you've been the drinking the first effect you feel is ...

your eyeballs seem to be floating.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:09 pm**

Sheryl wrote: Why is it when you've been the drinking the first effect you feel is ...

your eyeballs seem to be floating.

Go pee.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:15 pm**

Accountable wrote: Go pee.

Holy cow did Accountable just use the word pee.

:sneaky:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:27 pm**

Sheryl wrote: Holy cow did Accountable just use the word pee.

:sneaky:I would've said to go take a ****, but since I'm speaking to a lady, I choose the more proper wording.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:29 pm**

**** gets the star treatment? **** is a curse word? Whatever happened to It's better to be pissed off than pissed on??

Added: :yh_idea Aha!

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:40 pm**

Accountable wrote: I would've said to go take a ****, but since I'm speaking to a lady, I choose the more proper wording.

ok I read that first as you speaking like a lady

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:41 pm**

Sheryl wrote: ok I read that first as you speaking like a lady

:wah: A lot of the ladies I know would speak like that. :wah:

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:48 pm**

Accountable wrote: :wah: A lot of the ladies I know would speak like that. :wah:

<------- Looks around to see who is glaring pointedly in her direction.

Posted: **Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:50 pm**

BabyRider wrote: Not pointedly ... affectionately.

Gotta run! G'night all!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:44 am**

I dreamed I bought a big white bunny!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:52 am**

sunny104 wrote: I dreamed I bought a big white bunny!

Last night I dreamt I was in a hotel room which was invaded by multi colored tribbles.

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:08 am**

sunny104 wrote: I dreamed I bought a big white bunny!

Oh, what a wonderful dream that must have been!:)

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:13 am**

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, what a wonderful dream that must have been!:)

:-4 Susie :-4

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:14 am**

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, what a wonderful dream that must have been!:)
I looked up the meaning of dreaming of bunnies and it's all good....well except for the fertility/pregnancy

part...not too sure how I feel about that! LOL!

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:17 am**

Hello Sunny:-6

And how is your Monday going?

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:21 am**

cherandbuster wrote: Hello Sunny:-6

And how is your Monday going?
we're supposed to close on a house friday so I'm hardly sleeping or eating and I'm chewing my cuticles off but other than that I'm fine!

Hope you're having a happy monday! :-6

Posted: **Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:23 am**

Oh Sunny

That's so awesome

BEST of luck and do let us know when it happens

THEN we can talk about puppies!:-4

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