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CAROL, YOU NUTTER !!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hello mrsk2.

Just home for a few minutes & then I am gone again.

Congratulations sorry I missed your good news before.

All the best to you,your daughter & the new bub:-4:-4:-6



Hello to everyone,busy day today.

Our grandson raised the Australian Flag this morning,he looked so handsome in his cadet uniform.Had a great lump in my throat.:-4

He also came 2nd overall in the triathalon

Our grandaughter is not a sport person but she had a go & that made me just as proud:-4:-6

hello all,

sorry i've not been on that much but i've been getting my fix of the arcade and other bits and bobs so have given myself one hell of a migrain.

weathers pretty good here though a bit nippy but i can do dry and cold, thats how i like it.

hands still a bit sore, will see how it is after work.

hope you all have a good day. xxx

I've missed a lot again

Hi, Carol, Gill, Kay, Kaz, KathyEllen, MrsK, Helen,chezzie, Aussiepam, pheasy and everyone else

I've not had time to read through all i've missed, so....

Carol....how's your little doggy, hope i've not put my foot in it?

Gill....How are you feeling after your fall...same goes to Helen i think?

How are the rest of you?....missed you all loads :-6

HI:D Im not stopping long cos im going out to lunch with a friend:D I met her about 2 years ago through the internet, and we found out we live quite close to each other, i could walk to her house in about 15 mins actually lol. Anyway its been a while since we met up so i dont expect to be back before teatime;) Its still very windy here, warnings on the radio this morning for drivers to beware, and apparently some damage was done through the night as well.

Hope you all have a Nice Saturday:yh_hugs Kaz.

kinks;764765 wrote: I've missed a lot again

Hi, Carol, Gill, Kay, Kaz, KathyEllen, MrsK, Helen,chezzie, Aussiepam, pheasy and everyone else

I've not had time to read through all i've missed, so....

Carol....how's your little doggy, hope i've not put my foot in it?

Gill....How are you feeling after your fall...same goes to Helen i think?

How are the rest of you?....missed you all loads :-6


HI Kinks, im fine ta:D Hope you are too:-4 Er I think it was Pink Chick who also fell down the stairs, but Helen has hurt her hand:( Its like the walking wounded in here:wah:

Helen;764750 wrote:



hello all,

sorry i've not been on that much but i've been getting my fix of the arcade and other bits and bobs so have given myself one hell of a migrain.

weathers pretty good here though a bit nippy but i can do dry and cold, thats how i like it.

hands still a bit sore, will see how it is after work.

hope you all have a good day. xxx


Hi Helen, well your hand wil probably be worse after work! hows your little doggies paw then?:-4:-4

mrsK;764721 wrote: Hello mrsk2.

Just home for a few minutes & then I am gone again.

Congratulations sorry I missed your good news before.

All the best to you,your daughter & the new bub:-4:



Hello to everyone,busy day today.

Our grandson raised the Australian Flag this morning,he looked so handsome in his cadet uniform.Had a great lump in my throat.:-4

He also came 2nd overall in the triathalon

Our grandaughter is not a sport person but she had a go & that made me just as proud:-4:-6


Aw Mrs K, its great when you get to see things like that innit:-4 Hope you have a great day:-6

G#Gill;764559 wrote: CAROL, YOU NUTTER !!:yh_rotfl


Takes one to know one Gill;):D:wah::wah:

Have a good day mate:-4

Carolly;764495 wrote: Nite Gangxxx I wont be about to much tomorrow as I will be working.... and then going for a special meal to my cousins........God shes lucky to have a relation like me dont you fink:rolleyes: anyway stay happy....healthy.....and er:SOBER!!!!:wah:(got some chance with that Kay fgs:wah:


Enjoy yer meal :-4 ( god she is always eating:rolleyes:) :wah:

Hi FOC'ers hope your all well this blustery saturday morning. I see we have some more thorns in the garden that are pricking some members:wah

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez its only a bloody forum, lets have fun and NO argybargy

Anyways Have a nice day all

Love Chezzie

Hello each !!!! Hope you're all having a good Saturday and not being blown about too much (UK members !) Looks like Carol will need a thaw out when she gets back from work ( thanks for the phone call Mrs !). Hope the other wounded soldiers are getting better.



Chezzie;764818 wrote:



Hi FOC'ers hope your all well this blustery saturday morning. I see we have some more thorns in the garden that are pricking some members:wah

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez its only a bloody forum, lets have fun and NO argybargy

Anyways Have a nice day all

Love Chezzie


Chez where's the war breaking out Mrs ? Feel like having a laugh :wah:

kazalala;764781 wrote: Hi Helen, well your hand wil probably be worse after work! hows your little doggies paw then?:-4:-4


hi kaz,

actually the hand is quite a bit better now, as for the dog, as soon as he got out this morning, the sorely foot was soon forgotton:rolleyes:

with all these injurys going on i dont feel the need to watch casualty tonight:wah:

i cant get over what a smashing day we've got here, got washing on the line, windows open and its nice to see people with smiles on their faces instead of being hunched under umbrellas !!

i used to work at the hotel in the piccy.

kathy ellen,

a little slice of cornwall for you to see........ watergate bay near newquay.

Hi Gangxxx

Ive just got in and Im frozen.Good talking to Gill and to see everyone here...warms the cockles of me heart I tell you.Ye know somefing Chez is right 100% and thats all Im going to say on the matter.

Ere Kaz.....How can YOU talk about anyone eating fgs....YOU.....the human dustbin:wah:;)Good to see some friends drop by:D...hope you all have a good evening......:guitarist:driving:xxxxxx

A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.



Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.



The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.



You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.



Then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.



There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Oxford.'



'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'



'No - that's where the end of the queue is' :wah::wah::wah::wah:

Hi everyone :-4

Carolly;764963 wrote: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.



Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.



The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.



You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.



Then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.



There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Oxford.'



'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'



'No - that's where the end of the queue is' :wah::wah::wah::wah:


hah hah fanny as hell that:wah:

pinkchick;764965 wrote: Hi everyone :-4


Hiya Pinkchick:-6

pinkchick;764965 wrote: Hi everyone :-4
Hi babesxx;)

Chezzie;764968 wrote: hah hah fanny as hell that:wah:
Ye well seems its about my level of conversation mate:wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly;764976 wrote: Ye well seems its about my level of conversation mate:wah::rolleyes:;)


dont let em get to you babes, its all propaganda and were better than that darlin:-6

yoo hoo im back:D had a lovely afternoon with me mate, a nice lunch and some goos conversation over a few glasses of wine,, aaa cant beat it. now im off to have some fun on the boards:sneaky::wah::wah:

Carolly;764963 wrote: A bloke goes into the Job Centre in Newcastle and sees a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.



Interested he goes to learn more. 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk.



The Job Centre guy sifts through his files and replies, 'Uh - yes here it is... OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for the gynaecologist.



You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and wash their nether regions.



Then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.



There's an annual salary of £45,000 but I'm afraid you'll have to go to Oxford.'



'Oh why, is that where the job's based?'



'No - that's where the end of the queue is' :wah::wah::wah::wah:


:wah::wah: good one carol

Helen;764880 wrote: i cant get over what a smashing day we've got here, got washing on the line, windows open and its nice to see people with smiles on their faces instead of being hunched under umbrellas !!

i used to work at the hotel in the piccy.

kathy ellen,

a little slice of cornwall for you to see........ watergate bay near newquay.




That looks like it would be a lovely place to work

pinkchick;764965 wrote: Hi everyone :-4


hey PC....how are you hun?

G#Gill;764862 wrote: Hello each !!!! Hope you're all having a good Saturday and not being blown about too much (UK members !) Looks like Carol will need a thaw out when she gets back from work ( thanks for the phone call Mrs !). Hope the other wounded soldiers are getting better.

Hi gill......hope you're having a good day hun





Chez where's the war breaking out Mrs ? Feel like having a laugh :wah:

kazalala;765022 wrote: yoo hoo im back:D had a lovely afternoon with me mate, a nice lunch and some goos conversation over a few glasses of wine,, aaa cant beat it, now im off to have some fun on the boards:sneaky::wah:


Glad you've had a nice day hun........"goos" conversation....how does that go then.....:wah::wah:

Kidding hun....hope you enjoy the rest of your day

kinks;765028 wrote: Glad you've had a nice day hun........"goos" conversation....how does that go then.....:wah:

Kidding hun....hope you enjoy the rest of your day


:wah::wah: you got me:rolleyes: I usually try to remember to check my spelling. i meant good of course lol. but i have had a bottle of wine this afternoon remember so you have to give me some lee way:o

kazalala;765030 wrote: :wah::wah: you got me:rolleyes: I usually try to remember to check my spelling. i meant good of course lol. but i have had a bottle of wine this afternoon remember so you have to give me some lee way:o


Don't worry about it hun...i'm always doing it, and that's before i have anything to drink

So think i can let you off on thta one :wah:

Good morning all. Looks like we are in for another hot sunny day. Got the lawns mowed yesterday, they were so long after us being away for 2 weeks, hope to get the edges done today.

Invited my daughter and new granddaughter over for a baked lunch today so will take some pics of her and try and work out how to put them on this thread

Hope your back is improving Gill.

Love to you all and take care:-4

kayleneaussie;765092 wrote: Good morning all. Looks like we are in for another hot sunny day. Got the lawns mowed yesterday, they were so long after us being away for 2 weeks, hope to get the edges done today.

Invited my daughter and new granddaughter over for a baked lunch today so will take some pics of her and try and work out how to put them on this thread

Hope your back is improving Gill.

Love to you all and take care:-4


whats this sunny thing you speak off

el guapo;765095 wrote: whats this sunny thing you speak off


:wah: I think i remember it Jesse Is large and round and yellow, and apparently it gives off heat and makes you feel nice and warm:-3 It looks a bit like this>>>>>>>>>:-6 But without sunglasses and a mouth:D

How you doing by the way, my fave FG man:)

kazalala;765097 wrote: :wah: I think i remember it Jesse Is large and round and yellow, and apparently it gives off heat and makes you feel nice and warm:-3 It looks a bit like this>>>>>>>>>:-6 But without sunglasses and a mouth:D

How you doing by the way, my fave FG man:)


havent seen any thing like that in england

Come on over and I will show you what it is and maybe you can have a swim in my pool if you are good:-6

el guapo;765098 wrote: havent seen any thing like that in england


It did used to make an appearance,,, once upon a time:(

kazalala;765037 wrote: :wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

Sweet dreams to all my friends xxx

Hello everyone:-4:-6

Morning all......just thought i would come on and say a quick hi

I should be goung out and about with my friend today....down to the market, cos that about the only place that is open on a sunday.

Hope you all have a good day....speak soon :-6

xxxx

Hi H and Kinks and good to see you me little dears. Kinks have a good day babes.Im off for a drive to London. I was meant to work today but was sick in the night (made a bleedin pig of meself last night didnt I:mad:)and I got so cold yesterday I thought............bol.......na to much of a lady to say it:wah:So Im going back to my East End later..........all this talking about it lately has made me abit home sick.......so me and Chris are going back to our roots.And being a Sunday we dont have to pay that £8 charge just to be able to get into London fgs.....that Ken Livingstone grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....he really dont like motorists just cause he dont drive:-5.....:-5 anyway before this becomes a discussion about drivers and cars and goes into World War 4.....I say 4 cause 3 was on another thread:wah::rolleyes:

Ok folks I am off to bed.....Yawn....Catcha all later :-4

kayleneaussie;765311 wrote: Ok folks I am off to bed.....Yawn....Catcha all later :-4
Ahhhh the little petal is gonna rest .................ahhhh bless....................Nite you old crab apple:wah::wah::wah:;)

Good morning :-4

pinkchick;765321 wrote: Good morning :-4
Morning Rosie;)

Carolly;765322 wrote: Morning Rosie;)


Hi Carol - are you alright darlin? :-4

pinkchick;765329 wrote: Hi Carol - are you alright darlin? :-4Not to bad me little Pink Flower...........Im off to London in a mo.............hope Liz is in to make me a cup of tea oh and maybe give me abit of advice about a couple of her subjects:wah::wah:;)

Carolly;765332 wrote: Not to bad me little Pink Flower...........Im off to London in a mo.............hope Liz is in to make me a cup of tea oh and maybe give me abit of advice about a couple of her subjects:wah::wah:;)


:wah: enjoy yourself darlin won't you? :-6

pinkchick;765335 wrote: :wah: enjoy yourself darlin won't you? :-6Thanks sweetheart......have a nice day;):driving: