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Carolly;762210 wrote: Oi madam I will have you know I make them look like ladies ................ang on............fink I said that all wrong:wah:


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Night night to all my friends, sleep well !

:-4

G#Gill;762230 wrote: :wah:



Night night to all my friends, sleep well !

:-4Gill dear.............WE AINT BLEEDIN DEAF YER KNOW!!!!:rolleyes::pGoodnight Oh Lovely Onexxxx:wah:;)

Afternoon all,

Woke up to some more rain today.

Hope you are all fit & well on this lovely day.

Thanks for the pm PC you are a sweety:-4

Cop This

The booze bus was out on a traffic attack.

One driver was clear, till a spirited cop,

having noticed some knives on the seat in the back,

said "These are the weapons we're trying to stop!"

The driver retorted "I juggle those things,

that's why I stay sober. I can't have a drink".

The cop said "You'll need to have hacksaws and wings,

'cause if you can't prove that, you'll be in the clink".

The driver stepped out and went into his act.

Blades flashed in the moonlight. The show was superb.

Although very nervous, he never once cracked,

so none of those knives found a way to the kerb.

As Paddy was passing, with sighs of relief,

he said to his mate "I'm not drinkin' no more".

Young Mick asked him why, and the answer was brief -

"I'd be certain to fail with that test I just saw".

:-6

To all my friends !!!



No Carol, I wasn't shouting - it was all in lower case Mrs ! You blind?? :wah:

I just wanted to send a BIG goodnight, and a BIG good morning !!

mrsK;762271 wrote: Afternoon all,

Woke up to some more rain today

Hope you are all fit & well on this lovely day.

Thanks for the pm PC you are a sweety

Cop This

The booze bus was out on a traffic attack.

One driver was clear, till a spirited cop,

having noticed some knives on the seat in the back,

said "These are the weapons we're trying to stop!"

The driver retorted "I juggle those things,

that's why I stay sober. I can't have a drink".

The cop said "You'll need to have hacksaws and wings,

'cause if you can't prove that, you'll be in the clink".

The driver stepped out and went into his act.

Blades flashed in the moonlight. The show was superb.

Although very nervous, he never once cracked,

so none of those knives found a way to the kerb.

As Paddy was passing, with sighs of relief,

he said to his mate "I'm not drinkin' no more".

Young Mick asked him why, and the answer was brief -

"I'd be certain to fail with that test I just saw".

:-6
:wah::wah:Hi sweetheart and we have rain also:mad: but its always sunny here I hope;):-6xxxx

G#Gill;762308 wrote:



To all my friends !!!



No Carol, I wasn't shouting - it was all in lower case Mrs ! You blind?? :wah

I just wanted to send a BIG goodnight, and a BIG good morning !! :DYer bleedin mad woman:rolleyes:;):p but good morning to you Guvxx

Yes I am mad Carol, getting up at 6 am !!!!

Good Morning...Afternnoon etc Campers:).....Hope Everyone is ok.Hope it all went ok last night Chez........I was finking of you babe;).Well I shouldn't even be here as I have got to get ready to go out but I had to say hello to me mates:-6. Im out most of today.....Im not feeling A1 but I may feel better when Im out an about.Now listen......Gills on her own today and I dont want any hot blooded male reading this going round there to take advantage of the red hot mama ok........apart from anyfing the bleedin shock would kill her:wah:.Anyway you lot take care and behave........... and Gill......fgs remember yer a lady:rolleyes::wah:xxxxxx

Carol I'm on MSN with Kinks at the mo. Don't know whether you can join us or not.:-3 Won't be on for long as I'm going to get on with sorting stuff in another room while the house is empty today !!

Trying to keep ahead of Chris, who's gone mad with paint brushes and rollers !! :wah:

G#Gill;762334 wrote: Yes I am mad Carol, getting up at 6 am !!!!Talk later I hope mate...have a nice dayxxxxx:-6;)

Sorry Gill just see that other message..........I would LOVE to but I have to go out babes and Im bloody late now cause of this:-5.....Enjoy yer dayxxxxxxxx;)

OK Carol, no probs, have a good day, and take care Mrs ! Don't forget to lock your car whenever you leave it :driving:;):wah::D:-4

morning guys, dull and damp here in good old cornwall, been out with the dog now he's wet and stinky as normal.

not feeling too bright this morning, this thyroid knocks the stuffing out of me and all i want to do is go back to bed and sleep but work in an hour

lost our darts last night, it was the semi finals of the league cup. oh well theres always next year.

have a good day all.

be back later xxx

Hi...

carol, gill, kaz, helen

Hope you're all having a lovely day....speak to you all soon

I soooooo, need to catch up on this thread....lol

love ya :-4

Hi everyone:-4

I have been on for about 3 hours trying to get my stupid camera to work on the pc:-5

anyway i finally got it loaded etc. but in fiddling on with the camera beforehand (new camera) have lost most of the pics:mad:

heres some anyway.

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Hi Helen, Kinks, PC, Kaz ! Hope you've had a good day :-6

I was having a good day till I fell down the stairs ! Apparently Rosie did that as well, today - must be something in the air !

I wrenched my back a bit, and got a few bruises but I think I escaped without too much trauma, I hope !:-5 Fortunately I wasn't carrying anything at the time, it's just my leg suddenly gave way and it happened so quickly I didn't have time to stiffen against the fall or try to grab the bannister, very ladylike I must say

Rosie I do hope you are not too badly hurt Mrs !

Well because of that, I've decided to call it a day with regard to me sorting, it did shake me up a bit - no I hadn't been drinking, you lot!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well only coffee, and tea anyway

Kaz, what a shame about your pictures ! They aren't the sort of thing you can replace either. That is so sad Mrs. But the ones you've managed to put on look lovely. :-6

I still haven't sussed out how to reduce the size of my photos - tried everything, I think ! I'll just have to keep trying - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :-5

G#Gill;762580 wrote: Hi Helen, Kinks, PC, Kaz ! Hope you've had a good day :-6

I was having a good day till I fell down the stairs ! Apparently Rosie did that as well, today - must be something in the air !

I wrenched my back a bit, and got a few bruises but I think I escaped without too much trauma, I hope !:-5 Fortunately I wasn't carrying anything at the time, it's just my leg suddenly gave way and it happened so quickly I didn't have time to stiffen against the fall or try to grab the bannister, very ladylike I must say

Rosie I do hope you are not too badly hurt Mrs !

Well because of that, I've decided to call it a day with regard to me sorting, it did shake me up a bit - no I hadn't been drinking, you lot!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well only coffee, and tea anyway

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aw hope you are not too bad Gill... rest up you will probs stiffen up by tomorrow:rolleyes::-4:-4

Thanks Kaz. It's a bit sore now and as you say it will probs. stiffen up by tomorrow. Still it could have been worse --- I might have been seen :wah: :wah: The dog saw, but of course all he did was raise a bleary eye lid at all the noise, probably thought 'now what's the stupid moo doing ffs' and closed it again - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :rolleyes:

Quick hello to all my lovely mates here......and lots of cuddles for Everyone. I have been out all day spending Chris's money:wah:....ere I got these really posh cushions.......really expensive but soooooooo nice...designer ones.....ere he nearly had a heartattack when he saw the price:wah:but Im worth it:rolleyes:Oh abit of news....I popped into some night club as we are off there tonight and the guv starting chatting to me and when he heard that I sung he asked me if I was interested in doing a spot there.Well we will see. That bird who is Cher on that tele programme at the moment is there in March so that will be good.Oh well I better go an get ready..........bye me little darlins and hope to chat to you soonxxxx;)

Carolly;762630 wrote: Quick hello to all my lovely mates here......and lots of cuddles for Everyone. I have been out all day spending Chris's money:wah:....ere I got these really posh cushions.......really expensive but soooooooo nice...designer ones.....ere he nearly had a heartattack when he saw the price:wah:but Im worth it:rolleyes:Oh abit of news....I popped into some night club as we are off there tonight and the guv starting chatting to me and when he heard that I sung he asked me if I was interested in doing a spot there.Well we will see. That bird who is Cher on that tele programme at the moment is there in March so that will be good.Oh well I better go an get ready..........bye me little darlins and hope to chat to you soonxxxx;)


Carol....Have a lovely night darlin xxx:-4:-4

Hi Girls,

Hope your all well

Im knackered so just spreadin meself thinly around the net lol

Have a great night Carol

Sorry havent read any posts here since last visit, will catch up tomorrow xxxx

Chezzie x

Carolly;762630 wrote: Quick hello to all my lovely mates here......and lots of cuddles for Everyone. I have been out all day spending Chris's money:wah:....ere I got these really posh cushions.......really expensive but soooooooo nice...designer ones.....ere he nearly had a heartattack when he saw the price:wah:but Im worth it:rolleyes:Oh abit of news....I popped into some night club as we are off there tonight and the guv starting chatting to me and when he heard that I sung he asked me if I was interested in doing a spot there.Well we will see. That bird who is Cher on that tele programme at the moment is there in March so that will be good.Oh well I better go an get ready..........bye me little darlins and hope to chat to you soonxxxx


have a great time,, and get up and do a bit of singing!!:guitarist:D:-4

Chezzie;762634 wrote: Hi Girls,

Hope your all well

Im knackered so just spreadin meself thinly around the net lol

Have a great night Carol

Sorry havent read any posts here since last visit, will catch up tomorrow xxxx

Chezzie x


see you tomorrow then Chez, have a good rest:-4:D

oh well, here i go again, glutton for punishment i am :rolleyes:

gill,

hope you're ok mate. perhaps you should have had a drink then it would have numbed the bruises. xx

G#Gill;762580 wrote: Hi Helen, Kinks, PC, Kaz ! Hope you've had a good day :-6

I was having a good day till I fell down the stairs ! Apparently Rosie did that as well, today - must be something in the air !

I wrenched my back a bit, and got a few bruises but I think I escaped without too much trauma, I hope !:-5 Fortunately I wasn't carrying anything at the time, it's just my leg suddenly gave way and it happened so quickly I didn't have time to stiffen against the fall or try to grab the bannister, very ladylike I must say

Rosie I do hope you are not too badly hurt Mrs !

Well because of that, I've decided to call it a day with regard to me sorting, it did shake me up a bit - no I hadn't been drinking, you lot!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Well only coffee, and tea anyway

hi gill hope you feel a bit better ,carol sends her love and wants to know was it your 3rd bottle of gin that did it ?lol

Good Morning all,

Hope Gill & PC are over there throwing themselves down episodes,I bet the pain & bruises have set in by now.Get better soon .

Lovely pics Kaz.

Rains gone & lovely sunny morning,we are supposed to get thunder storms tonight,that will be welcome if it happens.

Hello Chris hope you are over your flu.

Hope you all have a good day/night





Giving Her the Eye

A beauty stood on a balcony high,

Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye.

A young man walking down The Strand

Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand.

Invited up to receive her thanks

He drooled on her features, figure, flanks.

While dining on champagne and chicken

These strangers felt their heart beats quicken,

Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible,

Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable.

Over croissants and coffee in the morning

The young man felt suspicion dawning,

Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?"

"Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".:-6:-6

mrsK;762675 wrote: Good Morning all,

Hope Gill & PC are over there throwing themselves down episodes,I bet the pain & bruises have set in by now.Get better soon .

Lovely pics Kaz.

Rains gone & lovely sunny morning,we are supposed to get thunder storms tonight,that will be welcome if it happens.

Hello Chris hope you are over your flu.

Hope you all have a good day/night





Giving Her the Eye

A beauty stood on a balcony high,

Sneezed and lost her blue glass eye.

A young man walking down The Strand

Caught the flashing eye-ball one hand.

Invited up to receive her thanks

He drooled on her features, figure, flanks.

While dining on champagne and chicken

These strangers felt their heart beats quicken,

Gazed into each others eyes, imperfections indiscernible,

Including the eye-ball that proved to be returnable.

Over croissants and coffee in the morning

The young man felt suspicion dawning,

Said, "Would you do this for just any passer-by?"

"Oh no!" she said, "He'd have to catch my eye".:-6:-6Hi H fanks for that lol.Hope yer ok me little love;):)

Hiyasxxxxx Had a nice night ,Tell you what...I did sing Kaz and I have to say it brought the house down. I sung The Rose and Move Over Darling......oh it was a real nice night;)Dunno where Gill is...not like her to not say nite nite......hope yer ok mate.Hope to chat tomorrow guysxxxx;):guitarist

Hiya girlie's

Got the hiccups and can't go to bed til they've gone! :rolleyes:

Thought I'd introduce you to my little princess. :-4

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abbey;762835 wrote: Hiya girlie's

Got the hiccups and can't go to bed til they've gone! :rolleyes:

Thought I'd introduce you to my little princess. :-4
OMG Abbs shes gorg!!!!What a little darlin.....how old is she and whats her name darlin??

Carolly;762836 wrote: OMG Abbs shes gorg!!!!What a little darlin.....how old is she and whats her name darlin??She's a Lhaso Apso, she's nine and she's called Raspberry, she has a twin brother who lives with my mum called Charlie but I call him Twiggy cos he's a little bit chunky!

MY HICCUPS HAVE GONE!!!!!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay. :yh_dance

abbey;762839 wrote: She's a Lhaso Apso, she's nine and she's called Raspberry, she has a twin brother who lives with my mum called Charlie but I call him Twiggy cos he's a little bit chunky!I have 8 dogs now and here my 2 lasos who are also sisters from the same littler.....Tammy and Honey

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Carolly;762843 wrote: I have 8 dogs now and here my 2 lasos who are also sisters from the same littler.....Tammy and HoneyYou will understand when I say " My heart just melts :-4"

abbey;762846 wrote: You will understand when I say " My heart just melts :-4"
Yes babe I do understand.....my darling little Lucy is so near death and its breaking my heart Abbs

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Carolly;762848 wrote: Yes babe I do understand.....my darling little Lucy is so near death and its breaking my heart AbbsWith tears in my eyes my heart goes out to you Carol,

I lost Raspberry's mum Suki 5 year ago and I still cannot speak of her without a tear or three! :-1

abbey;762850 wrote: With tears in my eyes my heart goes out to you Carol,

I lost Raspberry's mum Suki 5 year ago and I still cannot speak of her without a tear or three! :-1
Abbs...............yer a goodun girl;):)

I fell asleep in me chair - warrawally !

Night night to ALL my lovely friends XXX

Carolly;762853 wrote: Abbs...............yer a goodun girl;):)And you my dear Carol. :-4

G#Gill;762859 wrote: I fell asleep in me chair - warrawally !



Night night to ALL my lovely friends XXXBless you my dear footy mate ( come on you REDS ) :-4

G#Gill;762859 wrote: I fell asleep in me chair - warrawally !

Night night to ALL my lovely friends XXXGill dearestWILL YOU STOP SHOUTING YOU OLD..................... GRRRRRRRR WORDS FAIL ME!!!!

:-5:rolleyes:;):p

abbey;762862 wrote: And you my dear Carol. :-4
Nite Nite Darlin sleep well babe;)

Can't stop looking at Carols little girl, my heart breaks but does'nt she look loved? :-4

Gotta stop being so sloppy and go to bed now me hiccups have gone.:yh_tired

Night night Abbs - UP THE REDS !!!! Good old Rooney - bless him .

And specially for Carol, the grotty owd comudgeon - night night !

G#Gill;762878 wrote: Night night Abbs - UP THE REDS !!!! Good old Rooney - bless him .

And specially for Carol, the grotty owd comudgeon - night night !

abbey;762876 wrote: Can't stop looking at Carols little girl, my heart breaks but does'nt she look loved? :-4

Gotta stop being so sloppy and go to bed now me hiccups have gone.:yh_tiredAbbs she has been so loved in her life. I know I shouldn't have a favourite but how can you not with a little darling like Lucy.She dont even know me now and Ive said before its breaking my heart.She is hanging on there......just .....and while she is showing me that she really dont want to leave this world yet I will still have my special little one here.Am I being selfish.............bloody right I am and I know that... but she is still eating...shes still getting out her bed to go to the loo so selfish I will remain until I know she has given up the goat.Then......................God only knows how I will do it but I know I will have to........

Carolly;762882 wrote: Abbs she has been so loved in her life. I know I shouldn't have a favourite but how can you not with a little darling like Lucy.She dont even know me now and Ive said before its breaking my heart.She is hanging on there......just .....and while she is showing me that she really dont want to leave this world yet I will still have my special little one here.Am I being selfish.............bloody right I am and I know that... but she is still eating...shes still getting out her bed to go to the loo so selfish I will remain until I know she has given up the goat.Then......................God only knows how I will do it but I know I will have to........My last post of the night (morning) is to you Carol.

Been there.:-1

Honey dont feel bad about wanting as many years..weeks.. hours.. secs from your baby, you would'nt be human if you did'nt!

All I can say is, love her as much as she needs, She will let you know when it's time.

And dont feel guilty when that time comes, remember her for the love and faith she has shown to you through the years.

My heart goes out to you Carol :-4