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Pam tippy toes in and gazes round, seeing only

one Invisible Man

one Man from Nantucket

one man from Devizes

and one Girl who seems to like to live dangerously.. but at this rate it won't be for long!!!

and decides that there are definite poetic implications here.

There was an invisible man

Just a sad little drop in the pan

He didn't win prizes

Like the bloke from Devizes

Rachel pinched all me money and ran

And that's when the **** hit the fan



I'll get you, Girl !!!!!!!!!!!

No Floppy, she hasn't been here today. Is she visiting Bullet?

Oh, I'm hoping he is out.

We're all sat here waiting to hear, I think. It's a big day.

Rachel78 wrote: There once was a man from Nantucket...I'll have a go - I'm not very practiced at this so bear with me...

There once was a man from Nantucket

Glued a bell to his chopper and struck it.

His Pavlovian dogs,

When he took off his togs,

Learned to instantly slavver and suck it.

Just been to see United 93. Pretty powerful stuff. It will sadden me for the rest of my life

Pinky wrote: That's fab!!!Pinky you brute, you were meant to go bright red and run out of the room!

There was a young mother of Glosham

Whose sons jumped in puddles to splosh'em

So to pamper their feet

And to keep their shoes neat

She'd catch'em each day and galosh'em

Pinky wrote: Oh Spot! That's far more acceptable than my version!:DNot only will I not ask what it is, but I'll catch you and spank you if you tell it. Hoyden.

spot wonders whether Pinky guesses that he thought she might do that

You just wait, young Pinky, this is too small a board, I'll find you.

SnoozeControl wrote: I installed DSL just now and man is it fast! Woohoo!!:yh_bigsmiCrikey, you little fox you, I bet you're pleased with yourself!

spot wrote: I'll have a go - I'm not very practiced at this so bear with me...

There once was a man from Nantucket

Glued a bell to his chopper and struck it.

His Pavlovian dogs,

When he took off his togs,

Learned to instantly slavver and suck it.


:yh_clap That was genius, I must applaud you... I really enjoyed that.

Pam... I think you are a little too sensitive... a girl's got to eat... I can't just live off of sweets... I tried it... that's why I'm missing most of my teeth... I have been looking for you all day... I need a role model... someone to teach me how to act like a real lady on this forum... :yh_giggle You came to mind... Ahhh well... I'm off to be my drunken sailor self... I'll be back tomorrow to bug ya... :driving:

There once was Pam from... (where the hell are you from again???) :yh_tong2

GUFFAW !!! I'm in the middle of my working day, Rachel... and probably am not the role model you're looking for. Grin.

Sheryl wrote: Sometimes I feel like the invisible man. Sometimes I feel like a blind man. I'm pretty sure my beloved likes it, if I read her goosebumps right. My braille's a little rusty. :sneaky:

Pinky wrote: Hehe... got my running shoes on, so catch me if ya can:D

There was an old man from Glosham

He took out his bollocks to wash 'em.

His wife said Jack

If you don't put 'em back

I'll stand on 'em hard

and I'll squash 'em.

*Door slams as Pink legs it out the door...*


That's a corker Pinky :wah:

( nearly submitted this with a typo - you were very nearly Oinky )

Pam don't be so modest... :yh_doh I am sleepy... I'm not up for being my "top" self... :yh_neutra I'm in the middle of doing my "job"... but he's passive right now and I am on here taking advantage... Yay me... the highlight of my day-- typing to myself...

why do *I* always get the loud wobbly cart at Wal Mart?! :yh_doh

Pinky wrote: Enough of the pig jokes already!

Someone asked me the other day if I was Perky....

It's not like I'm a total biffa or anything!


True - I'll grunt you that

Sorry ...another typo

Ow!!!! #@!%$%^$&^&(&^y$#@!@!@#%^

sunny104 wrote: why do *I* always get the loud wobbly cart at Wal Mart?! :yh_doh


:wah: you too huh

Pinky wrote: Anyway, you can pork, I mean talk!:wah: Typos indeed:D


Oh...you've heard then?

No rain today! At least until tonight!:-6

Chronsi, have you guys been affected by all the flooding that's been happening up that way. :-2

It's flooding right south of us. We are lucky, and live about 100 ft up from the nearest river about 3 blocks away. The water always run downhill, but alot of people I know have flooded basements.

That's good. I saw on news yesterday bout all the folks being evacuated out of a town in PA.

Hope the rain dies down for awhile, so you guys can dry out a little. :-6

I hope so, but it's supposed to start up again tonight or tomorrow. PA is getting the worst of it.

well could you convince a few folks to help ya blow the rain my way.

we despertly need rain, but all we've been getting are dry thunderstorms. Which only causes more grass fires.

Sheryl wrote: well could you convince a few folks to help ya blow the rain my way.

we despertly need rain, but all we've been getting are dry thunderstorms. Which only causes more grass fires.


I will be more than happy to FedEx you some rain clouds. Just got caught in a serious downpour for second day in a row.

Or maybe we can have Nomad do a rain dance for you. :yh_dance

I'll take some too, Sheryl. We're in drought.

Marie5656 wrote: I will be more than happy to FedEx you some rain clouds. Just got caught in a serious downpour for second day in a row.



Or maybe we can have Nomad do a rain dance for you. :yh_dance


Please, pretty please, can we have Nomad do the rain dance - this I gotta see:D

Ohh Nomad the great raindancer, could you please work your magic so AussiePam and I can have some rain?



:D

*passing divining rod to Nomad*

Do your stuff!

AussiePam wrote: I never posted that brilliant gem of high poesie. That'll learn them!! Posterior shall be deprived forever of the fruits (lemons?) of my genius...


Its their loss. You are the greatest limerick writer I know. I still love the way yer mind works. even if it is spirals.

Is that a divining rod in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me??;)

OK, it is raining here still....come on, darn it..where is that rain dance?

Accountable wrote: I saw limerick as "Lime Rick"

I hear it all the time "Rick,

You're not still in your prime, Rick.

You need to settle down."



"Stop lifting heavy things, Rick.

You see I'm not laughing, Rick.

Your back is not a spring. Pick

Some one to help you, clown!"
That was very good.

Every time I try to make a limerick I recall old ones I have heard and most are XXX rated.