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Pinky wrote: No really, it was just a general question based on some of the people I have to work with really! Sorry if it hit a few nerves within the garden, it wasn't meant to!

But hey, lets all leave the paranoia at home, shall we? ;)Hahahahaha!! Fished in!



Deep breath, Pinky. You're in NomadLands, where things roll uphill. You're among friends. :-6

Pinky wrote: Well that's good! Phew. I hate arguing with people I happen to like!:-4


We should have the American get together in Australia ! :-6 Wheres the Ask Pinkster thread ?

SnoozeControl wrote: Don't be silly, that's a seaman.
Dude! You gonna let her call you semen??

Accountable wrote: Dude! You gonna let her call you semen??




No one has ever called me sperm before :-3 Im not sure what to do. Must be fluffies way of gettin down and dirty...puttin her funk on...gettin down with her bad self

What is your definition of funky?

Have you always wanted to be an admiral?

chonsigirl wrote: What is your definition of funky?



Have you always wanted to be an admiral?




Funky is as funky does I always say. Well not always, but sometimes. Ok maybe Ive never said that before but Im sayin it now.

Fun-ky, like the key to happiness?

chonsigirl wrote: Fun-ky, like the key to happiness?




Funky like gettin your groove on

Yeah!

Why does the word 'suspenders' in England mean a sexy band around a woman's legs which hold her sexy silky stockings up, but in America it means an unsexy band around a man's tum to hold his rather unsexy trousers up??? :wah:

What does this tell you about men and women and dictionaries and the man who first invented the pencil?? :sneaky:

Rapunzel wrote: Why does the word 'suspenders' in England mean a sexy band around a woman's legs which hold her sexy silky stockings up, but in America it means an unsexy band around a man's tum to hold his rather unsexy trousers up??? :wah:



What does this tell you about men and women and dictionaries and the man who first invented the pencil?? :sneaky:


Well Rapunzel thats a great question, it reminds of the time I was in Bangkok rousing about with Thai girls and smoking that yummy Thai stick. One night late when the moon was full and shimmering on the waters I met a man who explained that very thing to me. It was a night cloudy from the exotic smoke so I dont recall anything he said. I hope that helps.

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)




*makes note to get sneezer banned for butting in on Nomads thread during important suspender questions*

That story is a little foggy now.......................

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)


And who are the two babes?

jbbarker1947 wrote: And who are the two babes?




Just a word of warning JB



Shes hot for Spot



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and Uncle K









and Pamela Anderson

















and Anasasafras













































and Mr Greenjeans

















































*sigh*

Nomad wrote: Well Rapunzel thats a great question, it reminds of the time I was in Bangkok rousing about with Thai girls and smoking that yummy Thai stick. One night late when the moon was full and shimmering on the waters I met a man who explained that very thing to me. It was a night cloudy from the exotic smoke so I dont recall anything he said. I hope that helps.


Excellent and eloquent explanation. It beats the hell out my “To much rum and not enough tonic”.

Mr. Green Jeans!

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How goes the house deal?

We are spose to be asking you questions.

How did you feel about the Captain, Nomad?

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Im afraid I have to take a brief hiatus from the ever important "Hi Nomad here how may I help ?" thread.

My wife has found a project, when she starts a project she gets a funny look on her face. Its in my best interest to make myself scarce when that happens. Ill go wander around Home Depot and buy some nails or something.

chonsigirl wrote: How did you feel about the Captain, Nomad?




That is just sick what he was doing with those bunnies !!!

:wah: i couldn't help that pic, it was next to the rummy deck!

jbbarker1947 wrote: How goes the house deal?

We are spose to be asking you questions.Ask away! There are absolutely no limits. Nomad cannot be embarassed. Don't believe me? Give it a try.

Do you sing to yourself in the shower?

Have you ever picked anyone's nose but your own?

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)


Isn't that what I said? I thought I did. :sneaky:

On the same subject sorta............ why do you call trousers pants? Do you wear pants OVER your trews.....like Superman? :wah:

Why do you call a waistcoat a vest................and what do you call a vest???

And why do you call a tap a faucet? Do you have to force-it to make it work?

Accountable wrote: Ask away! There are absolutely no limits. Nomad cannot be embarassed. Don't believe me? Give it a try.




Actually I get embarrassed when Chonsi calls me an attention seeker. If I think about that Ill get real quiet for days. Im not. I just come and do.

chonsigirl wrote: Do you sing to yourself in the shower?




Kinda weird...theres only one song I sing to. J.T.'s Fire & Rain. Dont know why ??? And its never been in the shower.

Pinky wrote: Have you ever wiped your bogies on the wall or stuck them under the table?


No. Im a clean freak. I will blow my nose in an appropriate umm blowing device such as kleenex then carefully wrap the offensive material in an unused kleenex disposing of it purposefully in the nearest trash receptacle all the while keeping the whole matter discreetly private.

Accountable wrote: Have you ever picked anyone's nose but your own?




Chantelle. An old girlfriends little girl, but Im certain it was in an orderly fashion sans bare hands.

Rapunzel wrote: Isn't that what I said? I thought I did. :sneaky:



On the same subject sorta............ why do you call trousers pants? Do you wear pants OVER your trews.....like Superman? :wah:



Why do you call a waistcoat a vest................and what do you call a vest???



And why do you call a tap a faucet? Do you have to force-it to make it work?




This reminds me of D Day. I was storming Normandy Beach with thousands of my fellow soldiers when it dawned on me that there were people shooting at me. It was a pivotal moment for me and it was the day I found out how long I could hold my breath under water. I swam all the way to Morrocco not once coming up for air. It was there I was introduced to Morroccan hashish and black opium. The next few months are a little hazy, but I do recall buying a hand embroidered vest from a street vendor. That evening in a dimly lit and secluded opium den my mentor unloaded the secrets of vests and waistcoats upon me. If you and I are ever in a Morroccan hash house Ill tell you all about it Rapunzel.

If my hyperbolic paraboliod has been over exposed to infrared rays, will I still be able to use it to recompile the pattern buffer?

Oh that will make him think!

I have heard the phrase "Life Begins at 40." If that is the case, what were we all doing during the first 39 years??

Nomad wrote: Kinda weird...theres only one song I sing to. J.T.'s Fire & Rain. Dont know why ??? And its never been in the shower.
Oh, I love that song!



What band would you want to back you up?

Nomad wrote: Actually I get embarrassed when Chonsi calls me an attention seeker. If I think about that Ill get real quiet for days. Im not. I just come and do.
:wah:

Please don't double that do.....................



We love you Nomad!

Nomad, what project are you most proud of in your new place?

jbbarker1947 wrote:

If my hyperbolic paraboliod has been over exposed to infrared rays, will I still be able to use it to recompile the pattern buffer?


~x=y3x



I think that says it all.

Marie5656 wrote: I have heard the phrase "Life Begins at 40." If that is the case, what were we all doing during the first 39 years??




Im sorry to burst your bubble but life begins at 58. Until then its laundry and diapers.





And Mork and Mindy reruns.

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, I love that song!





What band would you want to back you up?




The Mahavishnu Orchestra please. Thank you.

Accountable wrote: Nomad, what project are you most proud of in your new place?




In all honesty proud isnt fitting into the equation. So far theres been relief, anxiety, trepidation and angst mixed in with the occasional "I cant believe it worked !"

Wow, what a cool choice!

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chonsigirl wrote: Wow, what a cool choice!




I bought an Eric Clapton concert video and John McLaughlin is on it. WHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man is gifted with a set of strings.

SnoozeControl wrote: Let's pretend you and your wife aren't married yet and you're on your first date. You're completely smitten with her and want to make a good impression. The evening's been wonderful and you're walking her to her door and getting a little nervous about that very important first kiss. Things look good and just as your lips are about to touch, a gnat flies up your nose. Would you spaz out and sneeze uncontrollably or would you try to act like nothing happened and finish the kiss while the bug is crawling it's way to your brain?




Gnat ? What gnat ?

A 1st kiss is a wonderful thing. :-4

Nomad wrote: In all honesty proud isnt fitting into the equation. So far theres been relief, anxiety, trepidation and angst mixed in with the occasional "I cant believe it worked !"That's the one! What was that one?

Accountable wrote: That's the one! What was that one?




The part where the house didnt burn down.









Uh really its been a lot of painting and taking light fixtures down and new ones up. Its all satisfying and were getting near the "feel" we want which is warm and "artful"

I would say I was most surprised when the plasma tv didnt fall off the wall. Ill put pics up when were happy with it ok ?