Ask Nomad anything!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat May 27, 2006 4:55 pm

Pinky wrote: No really, it was just a general question based on some of the people I have to work with really! Sorry if it hit a few nerves within the garden, it wasn't meant to!

But hey, lets all leave the paranoia at home, shall we? ;)Hahahahaha!! Fished in!

Deep breath, Pinky. You're in NomadLands, where things roll uphill. You're among friends. :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat May 27, 2006 5:08 pm

Pinky wrote: Well that's good! Phew. I hate arguing with people I happen to like!:-4

We should have the American get together in Australia ! :-6 Wheres the Ask Pinkster thread ?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:42 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Don't be silly, that's a seaman.
Dude! You gonna let her call you semen??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:35 am

Accountable wrote: Dude! You gonna let her call you semen??

No one has ever called me sperm before :-3 Im not sure what to do. Must be fluffies way of gettin down and dirty...puttin her funk on...gettin down with her bad self

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:38 am

What is your definition of funky?

Have you always wanted to be an admiral?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:41 am

chonsigirl wrote: What is your definition of funky?

Have you always wanted to be an admiral?

Funky is as funky does I always say. Well not always, but sometimes. Ok maybe Ive never said that before but Im sayin it now.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:43 am

Fun-ky, like the key to happiness?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:46 am

chonsigirl wrote: Fun-ky, like the key to happiness?

Funky like gettin your groove on

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 10:54 am

Yeah!

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 11:45 am

Why does the word 'suspenders' in England mean a sexy band around a woman's legs which hold her sexy silky stockings up, but in America it means an unsexy band around a man's tum to hold his rather unsexy trousers up??? :wah:

What does this tell you about men and women and dictionaries and the man who first invented the pencil?? :sneaky:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:24 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Why does the word 'suspenders' in England mean a sexy band around a woman's legs which hold her sexy silky stockings up, but in America it means an unsexy band around a man's tum to hold his rather unsexy trousers up??? :wah:

What does this tell you about men and women and dictionaries and the man who first invented the pencil?? :sneaky:

Well Rapunzel thats a great question, it reminds of the time I was in Bangkok rousing about with Thai girls and smoking that yummy Thai stick. One night late when the moon was full and shimmering on the waters I met a man who explained that very thing to me. It was a night cloudy from the exotic smoke so I dont recall anything he said. I hope that helps.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:25 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)

*makes note to get sneezer banned for butting in on Nomads thread during important suspender questions*

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:25 pm

That story is a little foggy now.......................

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:29 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)

And who are the two babes?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:31 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: And who are the two babes?

Just a word of warning JB

Shes hot for Spot

and acc

and Uncle K

and Pamela Anderson

and Anasasafras

and Mr Greenjeans

*sigh*

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:32 pm

Nomad wrote: Well Rapunzel thats a great question, it reminds of the time I was in Bangkok rousing about with Thai girls and smoking that yummy Thai stick. One night late when the moon was full and shimmering on the waters I met a man who explained that very thing to me. It was a night cloudy from the exotic smoke so I dont recall anything he said. I hope that helps.

Excellent and eloquent explanation. It beats the hell out my Ã¢â‚¬Å“To much rum and not enough tonicÃ¢â‚¬.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:32 pm

Mr. Green Jeans!

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jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:33 pm

How goes the house deal?

We are spose to be asking you questions.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:34 pm

How did you feel about the Captain, Nomad?

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:36 pm

Im afraid I have to take a brief hiatus from the ever important "Hi Nomad here how may I help ?" thread.

My wife has found a project, when she starts a project she gets a funny look on her face. Its in my best interest to make myself scarce when that happens. Ill go wander around Home Depot and buy some nails or something.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:37 pm

chonsigirl wrote: How did you feel about the Captain, Nomad?

That is just sick what he was doing with those bunnies !!!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 12:43 pm

:wah: i couldn't help that pic, it was next to the rummy deck!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 2:55 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: How goes the house deal?

We are spose to be asking you questions.Ask away! There are absolutely no limits. Nomad cannot be embarassed. Don't believe me? Give it a try.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 3:11 pm

Do you sing to yourself in the shower?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:59 pm

Have you ever picked anyone's nose but your own?

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 1:08 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Actually, suspenders over here are those elasticized thingies that clip on pants and then get slung over the shoulders. (Sorry for butting in, Nomad)

Isn't that what I said? I thought I did. :sneaky:

On the same subject sorta............ why do you call trousers pants? Do you wear pants OVER your trews.....like Superman? :wah:

Why do you call a waistcoat a vest................and what do you call a vest???

And why do you call a tap a faucet? Do you have to force-it to make it work?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:46 am

Accountable wrote: Ask away! There are absolutely no limits. Nomad cannot be embarassed. Don't believe me? Give it a try.

Actually I get embarrassed when Chonsi calls me an attention seeker. If I think about that Ill get real quiet for days. Im not. I just come and do.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:48 am

chonsigirl wrote: Do you sing to yourself in the shower?

Kinda weird...theres only one song I sing to. J.T.'s Fire & Rain. Dont know why ??? And its never been in the shower.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:51 am

Pinky wrote: Have you ever wiped your bogies on the wall or stuck them under the table?

No. Im a clean freak. I will blow my nose in an appropriate umm blowing device such as kleenex then carefully wrap the offensive material in an unused kleenex disposing of it purposefully in the nearest trash receptacle all the while keeping the whole matter discreetly private.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:52 am

Accountable wrote: Have you ever picked anyone's nose but your own?

Chantelle. An old girlfriends little girl, but Im certain it was in an orderly fashion sans bare hands.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:59 am

Rapunzel wrote: Isn't that what I said? I thought I did. :sneaky:

On the same subject sorta............ why do you call trousers pants? Do you wear pants OVER your trews.....like Superman? :wah:

Why do you call a waistcoat a vest................and what do you call a vest???

And why do you call a tap a faucet? Do you have to force-it to make it work?

This reminds me of D Day. I was storming Normandy Beach with thousands of my fellow soldiers when it dawned on me that there were people shooting at me. It was a pivotal moment for me and it was the day I found out how long I could hold my breath under water. I swam all the way to Morrocco not once coming up for air. It was there I was introduced to Morroccan hashish and black opium. The next few months are a little hazy, but I do recall buying a hand embroidered vest from a street vendor. That evening in a dimly lit and secluded opium den my mentor unloaded the secrets of vests and waistcoats upon me. If you and I are ever in a Morroccan hash house Ill tell you all about it Rapunzel.

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 7:31 am

If my hyperbolic paraboliod has been over exposed to infrared rays, will I still be able to use it to recompile the pattern buffer?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:55 am

Oh that will make him think!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:00 am

I have heard the phrase "Life Begins at 40." If that is the case, what were we all doing during the first 39 years??

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:22 am

Nomad wrote: Kinda weird...theres only one song I sing to. J.T.'s Fire & Rain. Dont know why ??? And its never been in the shower.
Oh, I love that song!

What band would you want to back you up?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 10:23 am

Nomad wrote: Actually I get embarrassed when Chonsi calls me an attention seeker. If I think about that Ill get real quiet for days. Im not. I just come and do.
:wah:

Please don't double that do.....................

We love you Nomad!

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jun 19, 2006 2:49 pm

Nomad, what project are you most proud of in your new place?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:04 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote:

If my hyperbolic paraboliod has been over exposed to infrared rays, will I still be able to use it to recompile the pattern buffer?

~x=y3x

I think that says it all.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:05 pm

Marie5656 wrote: I have heard the phrase "Life Begins at 40." If that is the case, what were we all doing during the first 39 years??

Im sorry to burst your bubble but life begins at 58. Until then its laundry and diapers.

And Mork and Mindy reruns.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:06 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, I love that song!

What band would you want to back you up?

The Mahavishnu Orchestra please. Thank you.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:08 pm

Accountable wrote: Nomad, what project are you most proud of in your new place?

In all honesty proud isnt fitting into the equation. So far theres been relief, anxiety, trepidation and angst mixed in with the occasional "I cant believe it worked !"

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:09 pm

Wow, what a cool choice!

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Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:13 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Wow, what a cool choice!

I bought an Eric Clapton concert video and John McLaughlin is on it. WHOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The man is gifted with a set of strings.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:27 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Let's pretend you and your wife aren't married yet and you're on your first date. You're completely smitten with her and want to make a good impression. The evening's been wonderful and you're walking her to her door and getting a little nervous about that very important first kiss. Things look good and just as your lips are about to touch, a gnat flies up your nose. Would you spaz out and sneeze uncontrollably or would you try to act like nothing happened and finish the kiss while the bug is crawling it's way to your brain?

Gnat ? What gnat ?

A 1st kiss is a wonderful thing. :-4

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:41 pm

Nomad wrote: In all honesty proud isnt fitting into the equation. So far theres been relief, anxiety, trepidation and angst mixed in with the occasional "I cant believe it worked !"That's the one! What was that one?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:47 pm

Accountable wrote: That's the one! What was that one?

The part where the house didnt burn down.

Uh really its been a lot of painting and taking light fixtures down and new ones up. Its all satisfying and were getting near the "feel" we want which is warm and "artful"

I would say I was most surprised when the plasma tv didnt fall off the wall. Ill put pics up when were happy with it ok ?