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Clipper wrote: WooooHooooo......I have a good friend directly associated with Playboy!!!


That would be SO cool! I'll even autograph your copy for you!

Clipper wrote: Pfffffffftttttt....to heck with dat....I'll be there fer the Photo Shoot.......


To protect me, of course...

Clipper wrote: Uhhhhhhhh.....well sure....of course....and I won't peek....and sometimes I'm jest a flat out untruthful fellar.......


And make sure momma's not standing around the corner with her skillet!:D

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: Dear Accountable,



I'm wildly in lust with a member here but he won't give me the time of day. Do you have any suggestions? I'd do anything for him... ANYTHING!
Buy him a watch. Make it digital, just in case.

sunny104 wrote: Acc. can come find me and take my picture for you...
On my way! :driving:



We'll just use one o' those netcams, ok?

Accountable wrote: Buy him a watch. Make it digital, just in case.




Accountable, who is hotand sexyfornomad ?

Also I have a watch, could you recommend something more to my liking like a boat ?

I dont know if that will make me love her (I hope its a her) but still I would like a boat.

Can you make this happen please ?

Thank you.

Nomad wrote: Accountable, who is hotand sexyfornomad ?Many, many. You're a very popular fellow, y'know.

Nomad wrote: Also I have a watch, could you recommend something more to my liking like a boat ?

I dont know if that will make me love her (I hope its a her) but still I would like a boat.

Can you make this happen please ?

Thank you.
But the problem was that you wouldn't give her the time of day. ...:yh_think... how about a sundial?

Accountable wrote: Many, many. You're a very popular fellow, y'know.



But the problem was that you wouldn't give her the time of day. ...:yh_think... how about a sundial?




Oh I see, it was a play on words.

What about the boat ?

Nomad wrote: Oh I see, it was a play on words.

What about the boat ?


There ya go.

There ya go.

HotnSexyForNomad wrote: There ya go.




Ok umm not very sexy though, cant really get your groove on in that ratty thing.

Lustville huh ? :wah:

Nomad wrote: Ok umm not very sexy though, cant really get your groove on in that ratty thing.

Lustville huh ? :wah:
I get the idea it's sexy enough for her. How fast can you run? :wah:

Accountable wrote: I get the idea it's sexy enough for her. How fast can you run? :wah:


Ive never considered myself uppity but I have some standards







Ok who do I think Im fooling ?:o

SnoozeControl wrote: Dear Accountable,



There's something deeply disturbing about Nomad's hand. Why is the face wearing glasses and how do they stay on without ears? How does it breathe if he's wearing gloves?
Well, this is really something for the ask Nomad thread, but I would assume that it needs glasses because he stopped prior to going blind altogether. :sneaky:



If you do ask Nomad, also ask if his hand makes farting noises when wearing rubber gloves.

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Is it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seems that way.

I feel ya, brother. I feel ya.

When signmakers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? :-3

Is it possible to fart and burp at the same time? :wah:

Can anybody who has a job go in the 'employees only' door in restaurants?

Shouldn't they be more specific and say 'employees of this place?' :-3

Which side is the other side of the street?

If you have to pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger, why don't they take off the price if you get something taken off the burger? :-2

What do people in China call their good plates?

Rapunzel wrote: When signmakers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Yes, they hire scabs. It's a very controversial practice.

Rapunzel wrote: What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? :-3
Obviously, you're not a man.

Rapunzel wrote: Is it possible to fart and burp at the same time? :wah:
Yes, with proper diaphram control. Shao Lin monks learn it once they can snatch the pebble.

Rapunzel wrote: Can anybody who has a job go in the 'employees only' door in restaurants?

Shouldn't they be more specific and say 'employees of this place?' :-3
Hmmmmmmmm. :yh_think



I think you may have broken the code.

Maybe we should also send 12th graders to restaurants to insist on senior discounts.

Rapunzel wrote: Which side is the other side of the street?
Well it's not that one. That's for sure. :yh_doh sheesh!

Rapunzel wrote: If you have to pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger, why don't they take off the price if you get something taken off the burger? :-2
It's in the fine print. You have to ask for it. Be prepared for some resistance though. Cashiers are thoroughly trained to feign ignorance.

Rapunzel wrote: What do people in China call their good plates?
Merchandise.

SnoozeControl wrote: Has anyone ever told you you look like Tom Cruise?
I will not stand for you ridiculing me or my religion. Keep this up and I won't plug my newest crappy movie.

SnoozeControl wrote: I just found out someone is submitting a suggestion I made three years ago (and was shot down at the time) and he'll most likely get a cash award. How would you handle this? Do you think a swift kick in the nuts would be out of line?
I would assume he tucks them to one side or the other, so yes, it should be at least slightly out of line (from center).

Percentage question:

31 days in a month - what percent is 9 days? :-3

SOJOURNER wrote: Percentage question:

31 days in a month - what percent is 9 days? :-3
I'm sorry. Trying to imagine a 9-day period in a month has given me a migraine.

Accountable wrote: I'm sorry. Trying to imagine a 9-day period in a month has given me a migraine.


No! Don't just leave me hanging.................. Give me the process at least.....

Please, please, I'm begging ya!

SnoozeControl wrote: Where are you?Just over there.

flopstock wrote: i think i may have missed this..how'd the wife settle in?
I'm not sure I understand the question. She's back from Okinawa and has of course rearranged the furniture and cleaned the clean house after I cleaned it.



I'm in Heaven.

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.





Never mind.

Nomad wrote: Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.





Never mind.my answer is .... maybe, but I'm not sure.

Nomad wrote: Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of a monorail.





Never mind.


Perhaps...I'm not sure either, but then I haven't got my tinfoil hat on !!

Why do you have this on your signature?

Life is better with SnoozeControl in it.

Do you think its a good idea that if you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy ?