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:yh_pray ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease :yh_pray

You cant just say that !

What does it mean ?

Fill in the cavernous void in my mind please baby.:wah:

Nomad wrote: You cant just say that !



What does it mean ?



Fill in the cavernous void in my mind please baby.:wah:
The "cavernous void"??? :yh_rotfl



What it means is I've found a vet hospital that is hiring techs. These jobs are few and far between, and I submitted my resume today. My previous post is me PRAYING I get this job. I'd give a limb to get back into animal medicine... :yh_pray

Then with all sincerity I wish you well and you hold my highest hopes for your dreams to come true. Ill say a prayer for you, Godspeed ! :-6

It could be a random retort

or a random reversal causing the said randomness to fly into disarray causing temporary chaos in a randomly "hey what the hell is going on" kind of way reaching a crescendo bordering on dare I say berserk-ness which in turn could be the end of civilization as we know it,:-3

Ja Nee

Dat hangt er van af Ik weet het niet

Ik denk het niet Ik denk het

Dat denk i Het doet er niet toe Het kan me niet schelen

Natuurlijk / Zeker Waar Met plezier Waar Waneer

Waarom Wie? Betty Boop Hoeveel Is/Zijn er

Gefeliciteer Fijne Verjaardag

PrettigeBabyrider kerstdage Gelukkig NieuwJaar

Zalige paasdagen Veel geluk Smakelijk eten

Goede reis

Prettige Ladycop vakantie Doe voorzichtig

Een goede dag verder Alstublieft

Dank je/u FlopstockNeem me niet kwalij

Het spijt me, maar...

Dat is jammer

Alright, dammit...you KNOW that's not fair for those of us who can't translate German!!! What's up with that???!! What's it say??? Tell me, tell me...tellmetellmetellmetellme!!!!

Translation please :-2

I love smileys...can we get more? :-6



What's more annoying than having a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth? NOT HAVING ANY FLOSS IN THE HOUSE.....THAT'S WHAT!!!!! :-5

Stomp as you will.

It pleases me :-6

Not German however of Germanic descent.

The whole DeNiro thing has gotten you and your co-horts in a world of doo doo !

What's more annoying than having a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth? NOT HAVING ANY FLOSS IN THE HOUSE...





A long trail of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of your shoe in a public place.

Ouch ! :wah:



I had a boss that told me when he was a kid he pooped at his friends house and it wouldnt flush so he found his friends moms comb in the medicine cabinet and sawed it in pieces till it flushed then washed the comb and put it back.



Ill never forget that story.

Nomad wrote: Ill never forget that story.
And now, unfortunately, neither will I... :yh_sick Yer gross Nomad!!

Heeeeey dont shoot the messenger ! :wah:

I'm watching "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" right now. This has got to be the most bizarre movie I have ever seen. Usually I like bizarre. Not anymore.:-3

Thats Jim Carrey right ?

You know actually I think hes a pretty good straight man.

I usually go for the big epic dramas but I really like quirky and the independant films.

If you get Netflix they have a good selection of Sundance award films.

Did you like Being John Malkovich ?

Yup, that's Jim Carey. Yet another favorite.

Nomad, I hate to disappoint, but I have not yet seen Being John Malkovich. I know that makes me less of a movie fan in your eyes...but there it is. :yh_giggle



You know what? I really like this new feature we have on FG: "Who's Online." You can click on it and see what everyone, including lurkers, are looking at. It's funny how many lurkers poke around the old threads.

I dont highly recommend it really it is quirky but in a serious way, its ok but not great.

Fargo is a good example of my kind of quirky.

I know they do that on all the forums.

Some people like to sign in as invisible and creep around undercover.

Bastards !

"fargo" Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!



EDIT: Hey...wha' happened??? I posted that all in capitals...



All right...who booby-trapped my computer again??!

Ive been having lots of problems on this site.

The last 2 days every single time I post I get bumped and have to log back in.

Even going from page to page bumps me.

Im sorry but I cant just spend the rest of my days logging in here.

I have things to do !







Big things !







Really important big things............pft !

WHOOOOO yer on a roll tonight huh ?

Keep it up sister...............keep it up ! :wah:

Just have to keep showing off my new avatar that babygirl made.

Isn't it, flop? Babygirl did a brilliant job. And I'm no longer imposing the psychedelic monster on everyone!

She did a wonderful job !

Very nice !

BabyRider wrote:

Nomad, I hate to disappoint, but I have not yet seen Being John Malkovich. I know that makes me less of a movie fan in your eyes...but there it is. :yh_giggle


yeah, that was a big disappointment. The original screenplay was fantastic. but just before shooting they went with a different director and he skewed far off into "no man's land" with it.

turned out like crap.

It was original though............I mean who wouldnt want to be in John Malkovich's head ? Cmon !;)

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

Nomad wrote: Ouch ! :wah:

Ill never forget that story.
yeah... thanks Bud. nice visual this time of day.:yh_sick

Well yea but.........er...................uhhh

The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.

Nomad wrote: The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys. But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it. Man, I think my heart almost broke. Later the boy came up and offered to give me the toy. This was too much! I reached out my hand, but then he ran away. I chased him down and took the enema bag. He cried a little, but that's the way of these people.
you are the Ghost of John Handy are you??:-3

Moisture, not air helps Crazy Glue dry.

Yes

flopstock wrote: so if the chemical strips are the wrong color when you dip them in your pool, do you put more in or dilute it?


red - dilute it

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

While out of town today, my assinine neighbor jumped my fence to allegedly try and put my barking dog in my house and my dog allegedly bit him. Who is in the wrong here, my neighbor or my dog.

I'm no attorney but I'd say your neighbor trespassed and your dog defended your property. Give your dog a medal and tell the neighbor to take a hike.

Clint wrote: I'm no attorney but I'd say your neighbor trespassed and your dog defended your property. Give your dog a medal and tell the neighbor to take a hike.


Thanks Clint, I kinda thought the neighbor was in the wrong.

My children and their partners are taking me to a Keane charity concert tonight at Eden. I may be the oldest person there. My kids have said I won't be. But I think that's just a ploy. To get me there. And to ensure my ticket isn't wasted.

LA LA LA LA LA he he he i am singing to myself again lol

Due to recent comments about my hat and beard and even the suggetion that I may have fleas, I've decided to remove the hat and trim the beard. There...am I more presentable now?

Everybody's Changing around here. We Might As Well Be Strangers. But Can't Stop Now, work beckons...

Not changing.......just blooming! Makeovers are great arent they?:driving: