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Hamster;538646 wrote: This is possibly significant for a time when you are searching for direction in your sole. Make sure you write this hole dream down and contemplate it for a while.

You wouldnt want to buckle under any pressure just because you couldn't strap yourself down and think about this.

Please be careful of any interlace-ing dreams here that may get you tied up in knots.

You WILL know your true direction in life when it comes-leather you know it or not!


:yh_worshp :yh_rotfl perfect!

Hamster;538646 wrote: This is possibly significant for a time when you are searching for direction in your sole. Make sure you write this hole dream down and contemplate it for a while.

You wouldnt want to buckle under any pressure just because you couldn't strap yourself down and think about this.

Please be careful of any interlace-ing dreams here that may get you tied up in knots.

You WILL know your true direction in life when it comes-leather you know it or not!


you are brilliant!!:)

Hamster;538654 wrote: Thanks Gal! It's a talent you know!


It surely is, you are an inspiration to us all, I am now inspired to write my ode to hamster.



Hamster hamster, you are so clever,

just like the rodents who nibble and knaw.

Please don't leave us, never, never,

and watch out for the black cats paw!



When you roll around your cage,

you must ponder at the world.

Its so confusing at this stage,

for all us boys and clever girls.





You seem to know things inside out,

a state of mind, I have no doubt!

Your intuition seems quite sharp,

though perhaps you misread me in the dark?



Of superstrings and time we speak

and sometimes our heads get dull and heavy.

but then we talk about pork and leek,

and going out for a bevvy!





So hamster don't you ever change,

And ponder not on what you are.

The sole of wit, and long blonde hair

Make you an FG.........Superstar!



The Hamster Poem. Galbally 2007.

So before my big day tomorrow with a certain furball tomorrow. (not you, don't swing that way) Would it be rude to ask for certification that he has been recently deloused?

Galbally;538661 wrote: It surely is, you are an inspiration to us all, I am now inspired to write my ode to hamster.



Hamster hamster, you are so clever,

just like the rodents who nibble and knaw.

Please don't leave us, never, never,

and watch out for the black cats paw!



When you roll around your cage,

you must ponder at the world.

Its so confusing at this stage,

for all us boys and clever girls.





You seem to know things inside out,

a state of mind, I have no doubt!

Your intuition seems quite sharp,

though perhaps you misread me in the dark?



Of superstrings and time we speak

and sometimes our heads get dull and heavy.

but then we talk about pork and leek,

and going out for a bevvy!





So hamster don't you ever change,

And ponder not on what you are.

The sole of wit, and long blonde hair

Make you an FG.........Superstar!



The Hamster Poem. Galbally 2007.


AWESOME!!!, I'm so impressed!! I've been waiting for the poem...I used to write poems years ago, I could never come up with that...wow!!

Sheryl;538672 wrote: So before my big day tomorrow with a certain furball tomorrow. (not you, don't swing that way) Would it be rude to ask for certification that he has been recently deloused?


*snorting with laughter*

of course you realise every one is bored of the ask jimbo thread and you are annoying the whole forum :sneaky: :sneaky:

Hammy why is my head pounding so much?????:(

Hamster;538750 wrote: Yeah but Jimbo..you've met me and you know I don't care!!!
:-3 :-3



yes i know:-1

Hamster;538753 wrote: Because you are vertical instead of horizontal!



Take your shoes off this minute and lay down. Get Jimbo to massage your temple and take some pain killers if needs be. Turn the lights down.



Combing my hair (someone else doing it) always gets rid of a headache for me!


wow i didnt even know she was religous :wah: :wah:

(yes i know i spelt it wrong i have no spell checker on my lap top)

Hamster;538753 wrote: Because you are vertical instead of horizontal!

Take your shoes off this minute and lay down. Get Jimbo to massage your temple and take some pain killers if needs be. Turn the lights down.

Combing my hair (someone else doing it) always gets rid of a headache for me!


I can never get a brush through this mop :-5

SuzyB;538768 wrote: I can never get a brush through this mop :-5


yup i know how you feel there:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Hamster;538791 wrote: Ah thats why you are both online together?


I can actually post with out someone over my shoulder watching and waiting for his turn :sneaky: :sneaky:

hammy when i walk through town ,why do all the homeless people try to sell me a big ish shoe















:wah: :wah:

What is the difference between this thread and the ask jimbo thread? I really do not think there is a difference.

Tater Tazz;543914 wrote: What is the difference between this thread and the ask jimbo thread? I really do not think there is a difference.


the ask jimbo thread is incredibly funny , this one is boring unless i post on it:wah:

Hamster;543933 wrote: On one thread you will get informative answers to your questions and the other you will have a great laugh at the authors expense!



I'll let you guess which is which!


i'd say the one with 2000 plus posts mostly from a torturing hamster is pretty informative:wah:

:-4 :-4

Why is it nice to see you back?



(there - that's a question)



Hammy - nice to see you xxx

Hamster;544016 wrote: Pinky that's not a question!


Hamster have you read, "the view from the centre of the universe"? If not google it, and I would strongly recommend you read it, you would really be interested in what it has to say. :-6

PS, hows it going?

Hamster;544025 wrote: Because you missed me?


Yep. x

Hammy, the place where i will be working is very casual in dress code, shall i wear jeans like the others or casual smart? :-3

SuzyB;544055 wrote: Hammy, the place where i will be working is very casual in dress code, shall i wear jeans like the others or casual smart? :-3


i was thinking basque , fish nets , high heel stilleto's , whats wrong with that you little party pooper:-2 :-2

Here is a hard one. Who is this bh672 person?

Tater Tazz;550559 wrote: Here is a hard one. Who is this bh672 person?


answer the question hambo :wah: :wah:

Hamster;550596 wrote: It is my alter ego!! :wah:


ok i can see that the b h could be code for er brainy hamster for example now in your own time 672 .... any time now ....... really take your time ..... i,m just gona stay on your page waiting

Hammy, is this me or someone trying to pretend to be me???