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jimbo;555320 wrote: wise guy with the help of his webbed feet dived in the river and taking his..


pink snakeskin handbag he whacked jimbo over the bonce with it and snatched the last bit of cheesecake...

Red;555329 wrote: pink snakeskin handbag he whacked jimbo over the bonce with it and snatched the last bit of cheesecake...


for pinky had poisened it , but wize guy saved the day untill red revealed her

jimbo;555332 wrote: for pinky had poisened it , but wize guy saved the day untill red revealed her


secret weapon, a strangely mishapen strawberry tart, once jimbo spotted this he froze in....

Red;555334 wrote: secret weapon, a strangely mishapen strawberry tart, once jimbo spotted this he froze in....


a flash. so, he decided to eat it and put his tarzan costumn on and.................

[beautiful hands was the best you could come up with? puulleeeeeeeeez!!!] :-2

Tater Tazz;555845 wrote: a flash. so, he decided to eat it and put his tarzan costumn on and.................


.................... beat on his chest for awhile. He liked it so much, he said to Jane, ...................."

BH672;555861 wrote: [beautiful hands was the best you could come up with? puulleeeeeeeeez!!!] :-2



.................... beat on his chest for awhile. He liked it so much, he said to Jane, ...................."


I think I will try this while swinging from a tree.

So, jimbo decided it was time to.................

Tater Tazz;556073 wrote: I think I will try this while swinging from a tree.

So, jimbo decided it was time to.................


go get a ladder so he could reach the tree, he climbed up the ladder, lost his footing and ........

Red;556085 wrote: go get a ladder so he could reach the tree, he climbed up the ladder, lost his footing and ........


fell on top of YZGI! They didn't notice right away that there were..........

sunny104;556188 wrote: fell on top of YZGI! They didn't notice right away that there were..........


fully clothed and were in total non homo way good buddies which is more than can be said for ....

jimbo;556212 wrote: fully clothed and were in total non homo way good buddies which is more than can be said for ....


..... Michael Jackson. jimbo said, "Hey YZGI, I think I broke a nail when I fell on you and my toes need to be repainted." YZGI laughed and said, .............."

BH672;556343 wrote: ..... Michael Jackson. jimbo said, "Hey YZGI, I think I broke a nail when I fell on you and my toes need to be repainted." YZGI laughed and said, .............."


vampy vixen's your favourite colour right? YZGI trotted off to fetch it so he could paint jimbo/flo's trotters and....

BH672;556343 wrote: ..... Michael Jackson. jimbo said, "Hey YZGI, I think I broke a nail when I fell on you and my toes need to be repainted." YZGI laughed and said, .............."






that bh672 is so ugly when he was young he stayed at micheal jacksons,and he made him sleep in his own bed ..he

jimbo;556352 wrote: that bh672 is so ugly when he was young he stayed at micheal jacksons,and he made him sleep in his own bed ..he
Oh crap. Now I have to watch The story line thread. Geesh.:-1

jimbo;556352 wrote: that bh672 is so ugly when he was young he stayed at micheal jacksons,and he made him sleep in his own bed ..he


said, "at least Michael gave me my own bed, jimbo wanted me to sleep with him!!!" What would YZGI say? Meanwhile, back at the ranch ................



:wah:

BH672;556356 wrote: said, "at least Michael gave me my own bed, jimbo wanted me to sleep with him!!!" What would YZGI say? Meanwhile, back at the ranch ................





:wah:
yzgi says:stay very far away from the netherlands. Oh and the ranch too. Now why does jimbo remind me of a big eared elephant?

YZGI;556361 wrote: yzgi says:stay very far away from the netherlands. Oh and the ranch too. Now why does jimbo remind me of a big eared elephant?


No, that was Dumbo!!! :wah: Meanwhile, back in the Netherlands ..........

BH672;556368 wrote: No, that was Dumbo!!! :wah: Meanwhile, back in the Netherlands ..........


red was busy knitting a nose warmer for.....

Red;556626 wrote: red was busy knitting a nose warmer for.....




immmy she tells so many lies about wise guy and jimbo ,her nose grows as big as bh672's ego but

jimbo;556634 wrote: immmy she tells so many lies about wise guy and jimbo ,her nose grows as big as bh672's ego but


all the time bh672 was thinking of brokeback mountain, he wished his life was like that. So he decided to..............

Tater Tazz;556698 wrote: all the time bh672 was thinking of brokeback mountain, he wished his life was like that. So he decided to..............


try and steal YZGI away from Jimbo. Jimbo would not give up his true love so easily and said "I challenge you to a duel. We'll meet in town at high noon and......"

:wah: lol! YZGI better be worth this! :wah:

sunny104;557093 wrote: try and steal YZGI away from Jimbo. Jimbo would not give up his true love so easily and said "I challenge you to a duel. We'll meet in town at high noon and......"


....settle this once and for all." BH672 asked, "Are you saying we'll be high by the time we meet in town, or we'll meet in town first and then get high, or we'll meet in town in time for the lunchtime special, or we'll have the munchies at noon, is YZGI is high and will cook our meal? jimbo said, "This isn't a duel of stupid questions or silly walks, just bring your ..................

BH672;557100 wrote: :wah: lol! YZGI better be worth this! :wah:







....settle this once and for all." BH672 asked, "Are you saying we'll be high by the time we meet in town, or we'll meet in town first and then get high, or we'll meet in town in time for the lunchtime special, or we'll have the munchies at noon, is YZGI is high and will cook our meal? jimbo said, "This isn't a duel of stupid questions or silly walks, just bring your ..................
Leather chaps and platform shoes and we will....................

YZGI;557120 wrote: Leather chaps and platform shoes and we will....................




go and get our ropes the first one brave enough to lassoo wendy bird and hold her down for 5 seconds gets ...





:sneaky:

jimbo;557131 wrote: go and get our ropes the first one brave enough to lassoo wendy bird and hold her down for 5 seconds gets ...





:sneaky:
To jump in the hot tub with all the lovely FG ladies and.........

YZGI;557136 wrote: To jump in the hot tub with all the lovely FG ladies and.........


and massage there feet.

All of a sudden.................

Tater Tazz;557376 wrote: and massage there feet.

All of a sudden.................


..................... bubbles started coming up out of the water! BH672 said, "jimbo, was that you?" jimbo said, "YZGI, was that you?" YZGI said, 'wendy bird ...............

BH672;557473 wrote: ..................... bubbles started coming up out of the water! BH672 said, "jimbo, was that you?" jimbo said, "YZGI, was that you?" YZGI said, 'wendy bird ...............


did you poop??

wendy bird said it was.................................

Wendybird;557621 wrote: ......the curry I had last night, sorry I will make up for it by ....................


by getting naked and serving all the guys some steak and beer.

Well by then the guys were too drunk to duel so they decided to...................

sunny104;557709 wrote: by getting naked and serving all the guys some steak and beer.

Well by then the guys were too drunk to duel so they decided to...................


play poker. Jimbo wondered who had the cards and who had the chips. He also hoped folks brought lots of ........................

Mustang;557849 wrote: play poker. Jimbo wondered who had the cards and who had the chips. He also hoped folks brought lots of ........................


weapons as the evil koan was on the prowl and he kung fu was strong but our hero had no fear as bh672 planned to ...







:wah: :wah:

jimbo;557896 wrote: weapons as the evil koan was on the prowl and he kung fu was strong but our hero had no fear as bh672 planned to ...







:wah: :wah:


marry bigfoot. He asked jimbo to be.................

....his best man, but jimbo had a previous engagement. He...........

Fibonacci;558427 wrote: ....his best man, but jimbo had a previous engagement. He...........


had to go bake a cake! For it was suzy's birthday, and he..................

Tater Tazz;558506 wrote: had to go bake a cake! For it was suzy's birthday, and he..................




he put a file in it so suzy could escape her ...

jimbo;558516 wrote: he put a file in it so suzy could escape her ...


imprisionment!

For the evil bh672 had.........................

Tater Tazz;558524 wrote: imprisionment!



For the evil bh672 had.........................




had forced her to sell fake ,plastic ,leather coates on the internet .she got caught and ..

jimbo;558526 wrote: had forced her to sell fake ,plastic ,leather coates on the internet .she got caught and ..


was doing community time. So, jimbo thought to himself, I think I will sell breast implants, so, jimbo started his marketing stradegy. He decided to call.............

Tater Tazz;558532 wrote: was doing community time. So, jimbo thought to himself, I think I will sell breast implants, so, jimbo started his marketing stradegy. He decided to call.............


silly coon implants for us ... but it all went tits up for jimbo as he had not thought of ....





(get it breast implants.. tits up ):(

jimbo;558545 wrote: silly coon implants for us ... but it all went tits up for jimbo as he had not thought of ....





(get it breast implants.. tits up ):(


all his implants were from the joke factory. Once installed, they would explode!

Jimbo decided.........................

Tater Tazz;558549 wrote: all his implants were from the joke factory. Once installed, they would explode!

Jimbo decided.........................


to make fake willy's so he modelled one on himself ,took it to the patents office so but they said do you intend to make these in adult sizes also .. hurt jimbo decided

..... Maybe that wasn't such a good Idea. I know! I'll.......

Fibonacci;558856 wrote: ..... Maybe that wasn't such a good Idea. I know! I'll.......
go and make a bigger one.

so, jimbo decided...............

Tater Tazz;559327 wrote: go and make a bigger one.

so, jimbo decided...............


"I'll not only make it bigger, but I'll make it Triangular shaped too". When Jimbo brought the new & improved tri-willy back to the patents office to show the woman behind the counter, he forgot......

Craig James;559349 wrote: "I'll not only make it bigger, but I'll make it Triangular shaped too". When Jimbo brought the new & improved tri-willy back to the patents office to show the woman behind the counter, he forgot......


........ to turn it off. She asked, "What's that buzzing noise?" Embarrased, jimbo replied, ..........

BH672;559380 wrote: ........ to turn it off. She asked, "What's that buzzing noise?" Embarrased, jimbo replied, ..........


It's just the buritto's I had eaten a while ago, they're making my stomach talk. Don't ever..................

Mustang;559392 wrote: It's just the buritto's I had eaten a while ago, they're making my stomach talk. Don't ever..................


............... pull my finger, I'll explode! She said, "Here's your patent, number YZGI BR549." jimbo took the certificate and ...............

BH672;559459 wrote: ............... pull my finger, I'll explode! She said, "Here's your patent, number YZGI BR549." jimbo took the certificate and ...............


and screwed it the wall ,but it fell off ,he asked sue for help but she said go screw yourself ,and with that.......

jimbo;559460 wrote: and screwed it the wall ,but it fell off ,he asked sue for help but she said go screw yourself ,and with that.......


jimbo took the his new and improved tri-willy and screwed himself! Afterward, while he was smoking a cigarette, .......................