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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 2:01 am
by jupiter
but not lovely enough to disguise the hideous cloven hoofs of Dr Moreau, for this operating theatre was just a cover for..............

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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:26 pm
by ZAP
. . .a conspiracy of gigantic proportions which could only . . .

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:03 pm
by jupiter
be the result of too much Herbal tea and...................

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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 8:41 pm
by ZAP
. . .chocolate bon-bons. But now . . .

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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:26 pm
by jupiter
as the great guru arrives in his luxury showroom rickshaw with overhead lovebeads to deliver the speech that will forever change the way.........

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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 5:22 pm
by ZAP
. . .his loyal followers view his lovebeads . . .

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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:05 pm
by jupiter
Guru Propaganda revealed to his loyal devotees that it is now time to bring forth ..................................

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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:15 pm
by ZAP
. . .soothsayers, frankincense, myrrh, vestal dancing girls, a Ouija board , a pomegranate and . . .

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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:46 am
by jupiter
David Attenborough hunting for the very rare.........

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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:13 am
by ZAP
. . .lyre bird, which David had heard did a very good imitation of himself singing, Music of the Night . . .

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Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 12:23 pm
by Kindle
but those "really" in power viewed this deviation to their plan to be an abomination to the high

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:46 am
by Mustang
court of the law so they would be free from all of.............

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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 6:16 pm
by ZAP
. . .the stigma associated with persons of such a caliber as . . .

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Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2009 11:56 am
by Kindle
those whom others deem unsuitable to intermingle with

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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:34 pm
by jupiter
thus a proclamation was sent forth stating........

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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:25 am
by Kindle
that all those out of sync with

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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:50 am
by ZAP
. . .the dogma of the local gentry, should immediately be . . .

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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:13 am
by Kindle
seized and their minds searched for traces of

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 6:09 pm
by jupiter
original thought and free thinking which were to be immediately........

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Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:17 pm
by ZAP
gagged and chained and brought before . . .

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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:36 am
by jupiter
Big Brother to be evicted from the planet and exiled to the outer limits untill .........

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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:16 pm
by ZAP
. . .Lance could figure out a way to save the day . . .or until the cows came home, whichever happened sooner. So it was up to . . .

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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:41 pm
by jupiter
the intergalactic communal happiness and love force to bring about world peace using methods not seen since the sixties including..............

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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:00 am
by Oops
pinging one anothers ears with elastic bands which ultimately led to...

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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:32 pm
by jupiter
the rise of the red ear brigade who ran for election but were found in compromising situations involving fruit and.........................

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Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 3:31 pm
by Fyrenza
their fuel tanks, which, amazingly enough, were full of ...

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Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:34 am
by ZAP
. . .mounds of refuse from scientific endeavors from the trashcans of . . .

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 8:04 am
by qsducks
Republican senators from around the...............

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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:26 pm
by Kindle
red states who persisted in lambasting the

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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:53 pm
by watermark
Kindle;1237532 wrote: red states who persisted in lambasting the


the boring ones

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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:28 am
by Kindle
into an unwanted truce so that

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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 7:36 pm
by watermark
Kindle;1238620 wrote: into an unwanted truce so that


I said 'give!'

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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:43 pm
by Kindle
it all you've got and let the

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:41 am
by Mustang
Kindle;1240177 wrote: it all you've got and let the


chips fall where they...

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:44 am
by G#Gill
fall..................................then scrape them all up and plaice around your cooked fish and consume greedily, then.............................

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:46 am
by Mustang
G#Gill;1240913 wrote: fall..................................then scrape them all up and plaice around your cooked fish and consume greedily, then.............................


go loosen the notch on your belt and rest for.............

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:49 am
by G#Gill
at least 15 minutes. then take up the baton, tap the music stand and galvanise the orchestra into action with a fantastic rendition of .............................

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 1:15 pm
by Mustang
G#Gill;1240917 wrote: at least 15 minutes. then take up the baton, tap the music stand and galvanise the orchestra into action with a fantastic rendition of .............................


The Coasters song, YouTube - The Coasters - Yakety Yak to which Gill picked up her guitar and started.......:D

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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:10 pm
by G#Gill
plucking at her 'G' string (which was slightly out of tune!), then somebody hammered on the door..................................

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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:37 pm
by watermark
let me out!

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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:10 pm
by Mustang
Gill was so surprised to see................