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You people so rock! :guitarist Thanks for the Happy Birthdays... gosh you guys are surely swell... and sorry about the deep depression that some of you fell into because of my absense... while other members are asking, "Who the heck is that chick?"... yes yes... 28 looks like it's going to be great... oh wow that rhymed and I wasn't even trying y'all... :yh_silent I have no idea what I missed because there is so much to read in here and I'm a slow person :yh_giggle Hey... I can't be perfect you know... I guess I could be but then some of you might feel bad about yourselves so I'm glad that I'm a little below average... hmmm... well the day is young and oh yeah... forgot I was babysitting... haha, I'm kidding... by all means, leave your children with me... I'm great with... what's his name again? Um... boy... oh well, he knows his name so that's all that's important... I must go... well not really but I am saying that to you anyway... See ya later... :yh_loser

Pam, thanks for the cake... if I were nice I'd share it with you but I realized that I don't have to share it with any of you... so I'll eat it in front of all of you while I go... MMMMMMM... I'm too cool for my own good, I know... well, bye all and hope all fellow Cancerians have a great day... oh, and the rest of you too... heehee...

Happy birthday Rachel!! :yh_party

I'll share my peanut butter sandwich with you!

My legs are killing me today. I'm seriously out of shape, and hiking in and around the lake yesterday has proved that to me.

sunny104 wrote: Happy birthday Rachel!! :yh_party

I'll share my peanut butter sandwich with you!


Thanks Sunny... even though I'm a mean little thing you show kindness... I will take a peanut brittle sandwich from you anyday... no really, you should watch out :sneaky: I figured there were too many Clark Kents on this forum so I've taken the role of Lex Luthor... I think I could play it pretty well except do I have to shave my head? If that's the case I might have to consider being another villain :-3

Rachel78 wrote: Thanks Sunny... even though I'm a mean little thing you show kindness... I will take a peanut brittle sandwich from you anyday... no really, you should watch out :sneaky: I figured there were too many Clark Kents on this forum so I've taken the role of Lex Luthor... I think I could play it pretty well except do I have to shave my head? If that's the case I might have to consider being another villain :-3
mean?? :yh_think

have you seen our dungeon yet....:yh_bigsmi

No detentions during summer vacation!:-6

I have 'cheer up sleepy jean' stuck in my head....

That's a cute song to remember...................I remember when it came out.........:wah:

sunny104 wrote: mean?? :yh_think

have you seen our dungeon yet....:yh_bigsmi


No, I haven't been taken on a tour of the facilities... Does each cell have its own private and clean commode? This is the only way I will allow myself to visit...

Well, I get the exciting job of changing diapers... Yay... Don't y'all envy me, really... "Duty" calls... speak to ya later... :driving: And guess what? I hear my cat vommiting... Yay... Double duty... After I go jump off a bridge... I'll come back and post some more... buh-bye...

I'm eating a worm.

It is raining out today..and it is going to rain again tomorrow.



Happy Birthday, Rachel:-6

Ok, I live in Tennessee and they just crowned the new Miss Tennessee. I'm the last one to make fun of anyone's given name, but her last name is Pancake.Now there's got to be something funny about a beauty queen named Pancake.

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No, what would be funny is if she were crowned Queen of the Pancake Festival.

sunny104 wrote: I'm eating a worm.




Your my kinda freak ! :-6

I hope it was at the bottom of a bottle of good Texas beer, sunny, not in a pancake.

sunny104 wrote: I'm eating a worm.


I don't mind eating worms until I start thinking how much they look like spaghetti and then I start to feel a bit sick :yh_sick

Grin. I'm with ya, UnK. Prefer the protein part to be in a good ragu sauce.

Sharp Dressed Man, Clan:) cy.......................

CheshireCat wrote: Ok, I live in Tennessee and they just crowned the new Miss Tennessee. I'm the last one to make fun of anyone's given name, but her last name is Pancake.Now there's got to be something funny about a beauty queen named Pancake.She'll never have her own line of makeup.

That's you! Love ZZ Top...................

Brian!!!! Come to me, Sweetie!!!

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Strange how the brian works, isn't it Pam? I know he yodels but dont think that's his full time job.

It's that hollow space in his head that resonates so well..................

Clancy wrote: Now I have that, ZZ Top song in my head now, Chonsi ....



"Clean shirt, new shoes

"And I dont know where I am goin to.

"Silk suit, black tie,

"I dont need a reason why.

"They come runnin just as fast as they can

"Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man". :guitarist


I often sing that song but usually sing Uncle Kram at the end (with my tongue firmly embedded in my cheek naturally) :guitarist

My 5 year old was calling her baby brother a "peanut butter chocolate butt" last nite...she thought it was *so* funny...:rolleyes:

kids come up with the coolest insults...

sunny104 wrote: My 5 year old was calling her baby brother a "peanut butter chocolate butt" last nite...she thought it was *so* funny...:rolleyes:

kids come up with the coolest insults...


Please dont mention peanut butter Sunny.....I'm arachibutyraphobic

(that's the fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth to you ..ok?)

Uncle Kram wrote: peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth to you)


my mind slipped in the gutter there for a minute....

I an walk outside today! It stopped raining for awhile!:-6

Best take your waterwings, Chonsi. As fer arachiwhatever... WOW!!! Unk and Sunny. That's the kind of word that inspires lofty limericks.

Arachibutyraphobe Unk...

(You can see to what depths this thread's sunk)

line3

line 4

line 5... punk bunk hunk drunk dunk spunk monk... ??????????



Okay we need some more lines!!!

AussiePam wrote: Best take your waterwings, Chonsi. As fer arachiwhatever... WOW!!! Unk and Sunny. That's the kind of word that inspires lofty limericks.



Arachibutyraphobe Unk...

(You can see to what depths this thread's sunk)

line3

line 4

line 5... punk bunk hunk drunk dunk spunk monk... ??????????





Okay we need some more lines!!!


Line 3- I'm afraid of the butter

Line 4 - Unk was heard to mutter



(Line 5 is up for grabs to anyone else, I've rhymed out!!!)

Arachibutyraphobe Unk

Saw Choco and did a fast bunk

"I'm afraid of the butter"

Unk was heard to mutter,

"And girls!" Unk the Hunk's now a monk.

AussiePam wrote: Arachibutyraphobe Unk

Saw Choco and did a fast bunk

"I'm afraid of the butter"

Unk was heard to mutter,

"And girls!" Unk the Hunk's now a monk.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :wah: you're too clever by half!!

One tries!!

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Alo to all... I've missed you... especially Pam... I've not stolen any of your sweets recently... so if you've "lost" anything lately... I had nothing to do with it... you believe me don't you?

I am drinking orange juice and dreaming of my bed... now that was random...

Sometimes I feel like the invisible man.

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Sheryl wrote: Sometimes I feel like the invisible man.
me too!

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who wore nowt but a big yellow bucket

I'm going shopping! :-6

Bez wrote: There once was a man from Nantucket

Who wore nowt but a big yellow bucket
When he wandered outside

chonsigirl wrote: When he wandered outside
he had nowhere to hide...

And so on his head put a bucket!



:-6

valerie wrote: And so on his head put a bucket!



:-6


Glad you went for the clean option Val

(chicken :wah: )

Wow... I should try and think of more little rhymes we can do together... I didn't know all of that one, so thanks for teaching me about the man from Nantucket... :sneaky: though I'm curious how the other version went...

*Wonders if Pam is hiding from me... finds it hard to believe that people can actually have a life off the net...* (Considering I do not :guitarist )

I ate leftover Chinese food and it got me wondering... is there any food that tastes just as good when it is reheated as when it was first made? Maybe this is a question that has boggled you all for some time... like the wonders of baking soda... yes, I may be a bit obsessed with that... :-4

Well, I'm off again like a phantom disappearing into the night... though it is not night... okay I will just shut up now... Pam... I know you're out there somewhere... I don't know why you're avoiding me... I gave you back your coin purse (haha, coin purse, reminds me of Baby Stewie off of Family Guy... ahem, anyway) with most of your money back... jeez... some people are just so sensitive... :-3