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AussiePam wrote: This might just be jetlag, but I feel deeply moved to write a haiku in honour of this thread..............

Dragonfly nocturne

Football haemorrhoid fulcrum

Random merriment
Wow! That second line got my attention.........................:wah:

I am STARVING!!!!

You need a little snack...................

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No wonder Sunny's gone to ablute.

chonsigirl wrote: You need a little snack...................
:yh_drool



what's ablute??

SnoozeControl wrote: We're posting on page 666.
eek! :yh_angel :yh_angel :yh_angel

*hearing Jaws theme because of sunny's avatar*

chonsigirl wrote: *hearing Jaws theme because of sunny's avatar*
aww..it's only a cute little bitty shark!

I fancy a s**g





......Oops did i say that out loud

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my

wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue

eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: I fancy a s**g





......Oops did i say that out loud


Well go to a Karaoke night then

jbbarker1947 wrote: Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my

wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue

eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."


:yh_rotfl

I just had the best Tex-Mex lunch....mmm-mmmmmmm!:yh_drool

Wow, this might be the thread for me... I say some pretty off the wall things that scare people sometimes... they end up thinking I'm a big freak is what it is... :sneaky: I guess I could attempt to be normal but then would I be memorable? And does "normal" exist? I have asked myself this question many times over and I am thinking if it does exist, I have not seen it... hmmm... Okay, I guess that's my random thought of the day (who am I kidding? Probably for the hour)...

Rachel78 wrote: Wow, this might be the thread for me... I say some pretty off the wall things that scare people sometimes... they end up thinking I'm a big freak is what it is... :sneaky: I guess I could attempt to be normal but then would I be memorable? And does "normal" exist? I have asked myself this question many times over and I am thinking if it does exist, I have not seen it... hmmm... Okay, I guess that's my random thought of the day (who am I kidding? Probably for the hour)...


Sorry Rachel many of our brains here don't compute "normal" hehehe I think you will fit in nicely. Do have fun.

Let your thoughts run wild girl

Random thoughts of chocolate..............................

I am craving some food from back home in West Texas... they don't have that particular kind of restaurant here... it's not really Mexican because they serve hamburgers and hotdogs, but they have these wonderfully delicious rolled tacos in a spicy tomato sauce like soup topped with cheese... not sure if it sounds appealing but it is awesome... *SIGH* everything else that is here in my home will not fill that void... no... Ramen noodles or tuna packages will simply not do... what to do what to do? Well... I'm off to munch on something that will be filling but doesn't taste great ... :-1

Gosh, that sounds yummy too!

I just screamed at the top of my lungs, standing right in the middle of my living room. Damn, but that felt GREAT!!!!

Well, I can't beat the above post... but... I settled on chicken nuggets and mac & cheese... far from my dream food... :-1 Maybe if I scream I will feel better too? I'm afraid the neighbors will call the cops on me... it's a tiny apartment complex with twitchy neighbors... I have lived here for over two years and I don't know any of my neighbors... I've never actually met one... it's kind of like a nod or smile here and there... I don't initiate it... not that I'm rude... I'm actually shy in person... but on here I run wild like a bunny on crack... oh well... I hear the timer going off... I may have another random thought in a moment...

I did a few yoga stretches yesterday and today hoping to feel better after being so sick last week and dang I'm out of shape! My whole body hurts! LOL!

BabyRider, I've read some of your posts and I must say I enjoy reading them. They are most entertaining. Well, that seems to be all I can think of for the time being... Hmmm... Oh, my head hurts. I am debating if I should take something for it. I always think like this... what if I get a worse one tomorrow? :-3 Then I take some for that one too... what if they are migraines and they don't work? Then I've taken all this medication that was useless... Yes, my mind works in mysterious ways that even boggles me sometimes... I feel like playing a game but not sure what... I like the word association games and have played a couple... I'm wondering if there are movie games or movie/actor games... I guess instead of typing my hands off I should look, huh? Well, I'm off...:driving:

HEY! I have an idea .........

*looking at the light bulb turning on*

SnoozeControl wrote: I just ate a taco and now I've got cilantro flavored burps.
Ooooo.....cilantro. You just reminded me of this awesome little Mexican place a few miles from my house that has THE best pico de gallo (sp?) and chips. Damn, now I want Mexican....

Ha-I slept in until 6 am.........................................

That was sleeping in for me.

my 2 year old decided to 'paint' the carpet with his bright blue spiderman toothpaste this morning...:rolleyes:

*yikes*

Where's Superman to take away that kryptonite of destruction out of his hands!

Good luck srubbing the rug.

vinegar & water cleaned it up instantly! I use vinegar for everything!

is that wierd??:-3

No, that's a great cleaner for many things!

sunny104 wrote: my 2 year old decided to 'paint' the carpet with his bright blue spiderman toothpaste this morning...:rolleyes:


Awwww...that reminded me of the time Josh (now almost 17) when he was about 18 months old, decided to somehow silently paint his entire room, and his entire body with 2 full tubes of Desitin. Do you have ANY idea how hard that is to get out of hair???? It was a whole week's worth of baths before his hair was right again. What a great memory.

BabyRider wrote: Awwww...that reminded me of the time Josh (now almost 17) when he was about 18 months old, decided to somehow silently paint his entire room, and his entire body with 2 full tubes of Desitin. Do you have ANY idea how hard that is to get out of hair???? It was a whole week's worth of baths before his hair was right again. What a great memory.
OMGoodness! LOL!

I can only imagine, that stuff is hard enough to spread on their cheekies!

sunny104 wrote: OMGoodness! LOL!



I can only imagine, that stuff is hard enough to spread on their cheekies!
After the initial shock of seeing him snow-white, I laughed for 2 hours, cleaning his walls and him up. That was the day I discovered he was indeed able to climb out of his crib. And how he did it without me hearing a peep is still a mystery. I have pictures somewhere. If I can find them I will post them.

Oh, and that stuff stinks like cod liver oil too!:p

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, and that stuff stinks like cod liver oil too!:p
You're singin' to the choir, babe!! :yh_rotfl



Ya know....his hair has always been the shiniest brightest black I've ever seen....wonder if that little treatment 15 years ago did that? :yh_rotfl

BabyRider wrote: I have pictures somewhere. If I can find them I will post them.


that'd be cool! That's too cute!

I should've taken pics this morning, the bright blue really stood out on beige carpet!

I am supposed to be packing for my trip tomorrow... :rolleyes: I am kind of looking forward to it because I'll see my parents of course... but sitting in a car for 10 hours... having to use public bathrooms... eating at fastfood restaurants... riding around with my 2 yr. old nephew who isn't potty trained yet... *begins to develop headache* Well, that's my random thought for the.. hour I guess... I'm off :driving:

I want mexican for lunch again! :yh_drool

Just got back from getting my hair cut. Had over 6 inches chopped off. I'm feeling a bit light headed now.

I'm off because I'm dying of boredom and need to unplug myself from the computer... how will I go a week without my online fix? Yes, I know... I sound pathetic... see you cool cats later... :guitarist

Rachel78 wrote: I am supposed to be packing for my trip tomorrow... :rolleyes: I am kind of looking forward to it because I'll see my parents of course... but sitting in a car for 10 hours... having to use public bathrooms... eating at fastfood restaurants... riding around with my 2 yr. old nephew who isn't potty trained yet... *begins to develop headache* Well, that's my random thought for the.. hour I guess... I'm off :driving:


Can I send you some Xanax, Rachel??!! Poor lady!!!:-3

SnoozeControl wrote: Everything was an emergency at work today, and I'm exhausted! :yh_tired
Well then, relax, put your feet up and chill with us for a while. :-6 :-4

They should re-name this thread to "Girl Chat"...:wah:

no pun of course.....

rather cute.

No, more like the water cooler!:)