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kinks;755885 wrote: :wah: i think you're wishing tooooo much there :wah:Oi dont you bleedin start........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:-5:rolleyes::p;)

Carolly;755889 wrote: Oi dont you bleedin start........grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:-5:rolleyes::p;)


You know i love ya really :p:wah:

Carolly;755887 wrote: This hairdressers was weird........the cheap haircut they offer in the window.......only applies to half yer head ffs ......not the front.........the conning gits!!!!:-5:mad:


:wah::wah::wah:

Hi Gang,

Hope your all ok

pee'ing with rain here and very windy....yuk!

Have a great night x

Hi Chezzie baby good to see you matexxxA little joke:wah:;)

The Husband Store



A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.



Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



*********



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



*********



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.



' Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



*********



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



*********



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



*********



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!:wah:;)

Carolly;755914 wrote: Hi Chezzie baby good to see you matexxxA little joke:wah:;)

The Husband Store



A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.



Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



*********



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



*********



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.



' Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



*********



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



*********



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



*********



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!:wah:;)


heh heh, excellent and very very true lol

Carolly;755887 wrote: This hairdressers was weird........the cheap haircut they offer in the window.......only applies to half yer head ffs ......not the front.........the conning gits!!!!:-5:mad:


That brings a whole new meaning to "half cut":wah::-6

mrsK;755953 wrote: That brings a whole new meaning to "half cut":wah::-6:yh_rotfl

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotflNice one babe!!!!

Carolly;755914 wrote: Hi Chezzie baby good to see you matexxxA little joke:wah:;)

The Husband Store



A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.



Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!



There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.



There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .



On the first floor the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



*********



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



*********



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are

extremely good looking.



' Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



*********



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



*********



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:



*********



Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.



Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!:wah:;)


:wah::wah: very true hun....lol

If anybody is trying to get hold of me...........Ive lost MSN AGAIN!!!!:-5:-5:-5

Carolly;755983 wrote: If anybody is trying to get hold of me...........Ive lost MSN AGAIN!!!!:-5:-5:-5


now that's just careless.......:sneaky:

lemon_and_mint;756025 wrote: now that's just careless.......:sneaky:


True......but its better then losing yer bleedin hair aint it!!!!:rolleyes::p

Right ive just cut me wonky bottom and it wernt easy I can tell you!!!:(now Im going to bed to sulk.....so nite nite Everyonexxxx

Carolly;756061 wrote: Right ive just cut me wonky bottom and it wernt easy


I'm speechless, Carolly... is this somehow related to Red Glitter's thread on some woman giving herself a caesarian section????

Carolly;756061 wrote: Right ive just cut me wonky bottom and it wernt easy I can tell you!!!:(now Im going to bed to sulk.....so nite nite Everyonexxxx


Wonky bottom:sneaky:what goes on over there:wah::-6



Hi AP.

Hi MrsK1 how are you this fine hot evening :-6

Hi Kay and MrsK!!!

Man it's a bit warm here this evening. I've left Sydney sea breezes for inland joys, and oh brother!!

As fer Carollly's bottom.... let's hope it is still reasonably intact!!!

DO YOU LOT EVER READ GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR lol.Now listen my little darlins.....go and read about me rotten bleedin hair cut and allllllll will be clear;)I dunno I luvs yer but what are you lot like!!!!!:wah:;)Tell yer Im still fuming over the cost and feel what a con that place is with their charges as their lowest charge for a haircut didn't even apply to a bald head guy with 3 hairs fgs. I reckon those hairdressers rent their chair and charge just what they bloody like.I may go to Trading Standards as I may be a market trader but Im bloody honest and I cant handle being conned and watch others being conned also.Anyway enough of me poxy hair:rolleyes:.....good to see you PamxxxMrs Kxxxx and of course the lovely Kay:wah:xxxHave a great day Campers and ffs behave!!!!xxxx

OMG.....That Was Post Number 6666!!!!

jimbo;756181 wrote: morning you foccers and the whelk i hope you are all doing ok
Hiya Winkle.....Oh Im so excited yer here.............we are not worthy!!!!!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl;)

When I was born God gave me two choices....

(1).... I could either have a memory....

OR

(2).... Be good in bed !!! ......

Damn!!!....

Now I forgot what I waz gunna tell ya!!! :wah::wah::wah:;)

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '.

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department of Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BACKSIDE THAN YOURS!:rolleyes::wah:;)

Welcome to the Carolly thread:wah: and its fine I love talking to myself...infact I fink I will tell myself another joke............

When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take your place. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under the stall doors. Every stall is occupied.

Finally, a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the stall.

You get in to find the door won't latch. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern "seat covers" (invented by someone's Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there was one, but there isn't - so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, (Mom would turn over in her grave if you put it on the FLOOR! ), yank down your pants, and assume " The Stance."

In this position your aging, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You'd love to sit down, but you certainly hadn't taken time to wipe the seat or lay toilet paper on it, so you hold "The Stance."

To take your mind off your trembling thighs, you reach for what you discover to be the empty toilet paper dispenser. In your mind, you can hear your mother's voice saying, "Honey, if you had tried to clean the seat, you would have KNOWN there was no toilet paper!" Your thighs shake more.

You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. (Oh yeah, the purse around your neck, that now, you have to hold up trying not to strangle yourself at the same time). That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It's still smaller than your thumbnail

Someone pushes your door open because the latch doesn't work. The door hits your purse, which is hanging around your neck in front of your chest, and you and your purse topple backward against the tank of the toilet. "Occupied!" you scream, as you reach for the door, dropping your precious, tiny, crumpled tissue in a puddle on the floor, lose your footing altogether, and slide down directly onto the TOILET SEAT . It is wet of course. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it's too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain her bare bottom never touched a public toilet seat because, frankly, dear, "You just don't KNOW what kind of diseases you could get."

By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so confused that it flushes, propelling a stream of water like a fire hose against the inside of the bowl that sprays a fine mist of water that covers your butt and runs down your legs and into your shoes. The flush somehow sucks everything down with such force that you grab onto the empty toilet paper dispenser for fear of being dragged in too.

At this point, you give up. You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks.

You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women still waiting.

You are no longer able to smile politely to them. A kind soul at the very end of the line points out a piece of toilet paper trailing from your shoe. (Where was that when you NEEDED it??) You yank the paper from your shoe, plunk it in the woman's hand and tell her warmly, "Here, you just might need this."

As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used, and left the men's restroom. Annoyed, he asks, "What took you so long, and why is your purse hanging around your neck?"

This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restrooms (rest??? you've GOT to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men what really does take us so long. It also answers their other commonly asked questions about why women go to the restroom in pairs. It's so the other gal can hold the door, hang onto your purse and hand you Kleenex under the door:rolleyes:;)

Hi everybody! Hope you're Ok this Thursday :-6

Aussie Pam, MrsK, Kay, Jimbo, Carol - enjoyed your jokes Mrs, so here's another one for the collection :wah:

English man, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman were talking in a pub one day.

Englishman says " Our son was born on St. George's day so we named him George"

The Scotsman says "Our son was born on St. Andrew's day so we named him Andrew"

The Welshman says "Well that is very interesting, our son was born on St. David's day so we named him David"

The Irishman burst out laughing and said "What a coincidence ! That is amazing, just wait till I tell our Pancake !"



:wah:;):D

Carol, I just saw your comment on another thread, thanks for posting on here and keeping the thread 'live' . Perhaps you have forgotten that we are trying to get our house sorted and un-needed stuff cleared out, so there will be times that I just cannot get on FG very regularly. Sorry if it appears that I am neglecting the thread.

After all you nagged me enough to get sorting the house, so we can move away from this area. I can't do right for doing wrong ! :rolleyes: :-5

And no it's not the sort of job that can be completed in a few days, or even a few weeks ! :-5

G#Gill;756333 wrote: Carol, I just saw your comment on another thread, thanks for posting on here and keeping the thread 'live' . Perhaps you have forgotten that we are trying to get our house sorted and un-needed stuff cleared out, so there will be times that I just cannot get on FG very regularly. Sorry if it appears that I am neglecting the thread.

After all you nagged me enough to get sorting the house, so we can move away from this area. I can't do right for doing wrong ! :rolleyes: :-5

And no it's not the sort of job that can be completed in a few days, or even a few weeks ! :-5
Didnt mean that at all you should have looked at the picture you put on Gill but thanks for the info....:rolleyes:

Carolly;756335 wrote: Didnt mean that at all you should have looked at the picture you put on Gill but thanks for the info....:rolleyes:


The inference is still there , sweetpea

G#Gill;756344 wrote: The inference is still there , sweetpea :rolleyes:.....Right Im off..........nite Everyonexx

:ljimbo;756182 wrote: and i did 66 69


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Hi Ya All,

Well its Friday and we go away tomorrow...yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But first I have all the packing to do then mow the lawns clean the house then take Latesha to her repite carer

Was shopping yesterday and was in a hurry and guess who I saw.....my so called bloody friend....dont know if she saw me but I hid

Gill thats a big task you are doing....take it easy girlfriend and look after yourself :-4

Carol go my hair cut yesterday...very happy with it Pity about yours :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Kay I do hope you have a super holiday, and come back feeling fit and refreshed. Crikey, you've got lots to do Mrs !! Maybe just a quick whip round the house ---- you're going to be knack :-5 Just take it steady --- if i t doesn't get done, well it doesn't get done. Praps the lawn is the most important otherwise it could be a hayfield by the time you get back, and it's an external indication that nobody's at home ! Anyway Kay you have a good time, you deserve it :-4

Carolly;756189 wrote: When I was born God gave me two choices....

(1).... I could either have a memory....

OR

(2).... Be good in bed !!! ......

Damn!!!....

Now I forgot what I waz gunna tell ya!!! :wah::wah::wah:;)


Well, I did read this post, Carolly and am glad your bottom is somehow back in good order and that you remembered my name!! GUFFAW. G'day Hon !!! Boiling hot here and there's about a hundred chook-sized sulphur crested cockatoos doing their dawn flyover, no doubt thinking they're in that scary movie of Mr Hitchcock's. God bless Oz !!! I'm standing in it.

Now I gotta have coffee!!

G#Gill;756385 wrote: Kay I do hope you have a super holiday, and come back feeling fit and refreshed. Crikey, you've got lots to do Mrs !! Maybe just a quick whip round the house ---- you're going to be knack :-5 Just take it steady --- if i t doesn't get done, well it doesn't get done. Praps the lawn is the most important otherwise it could be a hayfield by the time you get back, and it's an external indication that nobody's at home ! Anyway Kay you have a good time, you deserve it :-4


THANKS GILL...WILL TRY AND GET ON THE COMPUTER WHEN I AM AWAY TO SAY HI OR I WILL LEAVE YOU A MESSAGE:-4

[QUOTE=Carolly;756189]When I was born God gave me two choices....

(1).... I could either have a memory....

OR

(2).... Be good in bed !!! ......

Damn!!!....

Now I forgot what I waz gunna tell ya!!

AND YOU DONT HAVE EITHER:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:-4

You off, Kay?? I really do should must read the posts... Have a good break !!!!! And take care!!!

Hi, Aussie Pam, MrsK, Kay, Jimbo, Carol , Gill

Hope you are all ok?

Carol, loved the jokes babe, made me laugh out loud.....thanks hun :-4:wah::wah::wah:

AussiePam;756406 wrote: You off, Kay?? I really do should must read the posts... Have a good break !!!!! And take care!!!


THANKS PAM, YES WE ARE OFF TO THE CENTRAL COAST FOR TWO WEEKS. ALL THE FAMILY GOES AND WE EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY....AND GET FATTER :yh_rotfl

Wow, Kay!! Have a wonderful time. Eat drink and be merry - plenty of time for getting fit again when the fam's back at the coalface, and the kids back at school.

I stood on the scales on New Year's Day, as one does... and freaked out!! Didn't really need to stand on any scales. All my clothes are one size and unforgiving, grin. So unless I intendeded to enter the New Year nekkid, something had to be done. A week of lettuce leaves, aquarobics and long walks and I'm crawling, palely and faintly, back into me jeans.. Hallelujah!! But the champagne and feasting was worth it !!!

It's the Kinkster!!! G'day Hon. Happy New Year.

Morning all:)

Ap, , Kay, Jimbo, Carol , Gill,kinks.

What another glorious stinking hot day:wah:

Hope you have a fantastic holiday mrsk2.You will need it after you get all those jobs done.

Jimbo .What is a whelk?

Hope your bottom is in reasonable condition today Carol.

Good luck with the house arranging Gill,what a job .

Know what you mean about those scales AP,don't they ever show in favour of the person on them.

Hello again Kinks.

Have a good one people:-4:-6

AussiePam;756464 wrote: Wow, Kay!! Have a wonderful time. Eat drink and be merry - plenty of time for getting fit again when the fam's back at the coalface, and the kids back at school.

I stood on the scales on New Year's Day, as one does... and freaked out!! Didn't really need to stand on any scales. All my clothes are one size and unforgiving, grin. So unless I intendeded to enter the New Year nekkid, something had to be done. A week of lettuce leaves, aquarobics and long walks and I'm crawling, palely and faintly, back into me jeans.. Hallelujah!! But the champagne and feasting was worth it !!!

It's the Kinkster!!! G'day Hon. Happy New Year.


G'day mate......happy new year to you too xxxx

mrsK;756480 wrote: Morning all:)

Ap, , Kay, Jimbo, Carol , Gill,kinks.

What another glorious stinking hot day:wah:

Hope you have a fantastic holiday mrsk2.You will need it after you get all those jobs done.

Jimbo .What is a whelk?

Hope your bottom is in reasonable condition today Carol.

Good luck with the house arranging Gill,what a job .

Know what you mean about those scales AP,don't they ever show in favour of the person on them.

Hello again Kinks.

Have a good one people:-4:-6


You just have to rub it in......don't ya :wah:

This is not intended to harm blondes in any way.

it is just a joke:wah:

A Blonde's Year in Review ¦

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"

April

Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!

May

Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June

Tried to go water-skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,

the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm......

car swamped because soft-top was open.

September

The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October

Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November

Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..

instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December

Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's no "eleven"

Button on the stupid phone!!!





THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde

female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again,

opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again,

marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"



(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)





My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

kayleneaussie;756369 wrote: Hi Ya All,

Well its Friday and we go away tomorrow...yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

But first I have all the packing to do then mow the lawns clean the house then take Latesha to her repite carer

Was shopping yesterday and was in a hurry and guess who I saw.....my so called bloody friend....dont know if she saw me but I hid

Gill thats a big task you are doing....take it easy girlfriend and look after yourself :

Carol go my hair cut yesterday...very happy with it Pity about yours :-5:-5:-5AINT FUNNY OZ BIRD OK!!!GRRRRRRRRRRRR:(:rolleyes:

AussiePam;756400 wrote: Well, I did read this post, Carolly and am glad your bottom is somehow back in good order and that you remembered my name!! GUFFAW. G'day Hon !!! Boiling hot here and there's about a hundred chook-sized sulphur crested cockatoos doing their dawn flyover, no doubt thinking they're in that scary movie of Mr Hitchcock's. God bless Oz !!! I'm standing in it.

Now I gotta have coffee!!
Hi er............whats yer name:wah:hope yer ok girlfriend and the cockatoos aint got yer........ere I nearly left the atoos out there;).....what a thought:wah:.:)

kinks;756450 wrote: Hi, Aussie Pam, MrsK, Kay, Jimbo, Carol , Gill

Hope you are all ok?

Carol, loved the jokes babe, made me laugh out loud.....thanks hun :-4:wah::wah:
Hi Kinks me lovely mate heres somefing for you:wah:;)..............My prayer at night - :

Now I lay me.. Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep

Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,

And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.' :wah:

Hi MrsK and fanks for the jokes..........er lol.Just to tell you that a whelk is from the sea....ye know like a mussel that type of fing and the Sex God :rolleyes:calls me that cause I call him Winkle :wah:Good to see you babesxxx

Just to say............Kay you deserve this break so have a GREAT time and to hell with mates who let you down..........your worth more.You go and have a ball...............only one mind you:wah:;)........and hope you can pop on to say hello but if you cant dont worry you just enjoy yerself me OLD mate:wah::rolleyes:;):pTake care..........love yerxxxxx

Had a nice dinner tonight of Steak an Kidney Pud....mash...cabbage...runner beans and marrowfat peas.......mmmmmm it was bleedin andsome;)Ere I watched on BBC4 a very old programme...from the 50s.....The 6.5 Special.....bloody ell it was funny seeing the dress...the music etc. Freddie Mills....Pete Murray.....Michael Holiday.....A VERY young Spike Milligan..........oh they dont make them like that anymore thats for sure:wah::wah:;)

G#Gill;756304 wrote: Hi everybody! Hope you're Ok this Thursday :-6

Aussie Pam, MrsK, Kay, Jimbo, Carol - enjoyed your jokes Mrs, so here's another one for the collection :wah:

English man, Scotsman, Welshman and Irishman were talking in a pub one day.

Englishman says " Our son was born on St. George's day so we named him George"

The Scotsman says "Our son was born on St. Andrew's day so we named him Andrew"

The Welshman says "Well that is very interesting, our son was born on St. David's day so we named him David"

The Irishman burst out laughing and said "What a coincidence ! That is amazing, just wait till I tell our Pancake !"



:wah:;):D




As nobody seems to have noticed my little joke, I've repeated it for you :-1

I'll say night night and sleep well to ALL my good friends, and I'll leave you with a little bit of Jasper Carrott and his version of Magic Roundabout





Our Aussie and American friends may not have heard of Magic Roundabout, for which I apologise, as it won't mean much to you !