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Come on Far, I didn't get to see your feet so how about them knees then, I'm curious:wah:

I have just done some SERIOUS damage to a one-pound box of chocolate-filled Oreos. Damn...

I just installed a new cordless mouse to my computer and the damn thing has a light on the bottom of it that keeps blinking and startling the begeezus out of me! I've flung the stupid thing across the room twice now!!! :-5

I bought a new pet tonite, I defied nature once by getting a pet cat for my dog, now am going to try it again with a pet fish for my cat, I wonder how this will work out :wah:

minks wrote: I bought a new pet tonite, I defied nature once by getting a pet cat for my dog, now am going to try it again with a pet fish for my cat, I wonder how this will work out :wah:
I'm sure it will be fine. You do have soy sauce in the house don't you?

Nomad!

flopstock wrote: Damon! :sneaky:
Oh, I get it! Your real name is Kcotspolf? Is that of Russian derivation?:yh_glasse



:yh_rotfl I kill me!

Accountable wrote: I'm sure it will be fine. You do have soy sauce in the house don't you?


Hahahahahahaha Acc very funny, He'll not be a sushi fish I tell ya.

flopstock wrote: Closer then you could imagine now just break the code i used and you will be the first to actually figure it out.



hint....nothing at all to do with foreign postal codes!:p
Ooo! There's a hidden meaning in your screen name?? I love these!!! Lemme think.....

Flopstock, Flopstock.... :yh_think



Spot Flock!! You're a shepherd!!!! Am I right?? Huh? Huh? Am I????

BabyRider wrote: Ooo! There's a hidden meaning in your screen name?? I love these!!! Lemme think.....

Flopstock, Flopstock.... :yh_think



Spot Flock!! You're a shepherd!!!! Am I right?? Huh? Huh? Am I????
OMG!! It's Spot's wife?!?





:wah:

Accountable wrote: OMG!! It's Spot's wife?!?





:wah:


BITE YOUR TONGUE YOUNG MAN!!!!!

look what Babygirl made for me! i love it! what a sweetheart, thanks Angel!! :-6 :-4

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Far Rider wrote: hahaha LC thats awesome! Cool job! Shes very talented!


Ahahahahahahah that is rich LC very cool. I love it.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."

No







You couldnt handle it ! :wah:

I just met 'very bored and alone' via old threads and I miss her.

Do u know who I miss?......SKITTLES.... she always made me think my life as a teen was easy--LOL but she always made me laugh:-4

Know what I've noticed? Usually about this time of night, 1:15 a.m., my time, it's real quiet in this here Garden. But lately, what with Far, Accountable, Mom, Flop, and even LC, there's been a lot of activity in the wee hours! I'm lovin' it!!



Mom, I totally agree, Skittles needs to come back!!! Canada got her, and now they need to GIVE HER BACK!!!

Jives, have you heard from that young 'un??

Naomi says hi.

Far Rider wrote: well thats sweet tell her for us we send our love. kisses, hugs and stuff.



whos naomi?
My better & prettier half. she's having the girls over now; she just poked her head in & said hi.

I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain on fire. No, I didn't. Just kidding. I just said that to help illustrate one of the human emotions, which is freaking out. Another emotion is greed, as when you kill someone for money, or something like that. Another emotion is generosity, as when you pay someone double what he paid for his stupid puppet.

I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman.

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Despair is like a cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across a field, until you come to a bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, "Hey, have you seen Fred?" And they'll say, "Fred who?" And you say, "Fred of snakes?" Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming.

If you're an ant and you're walking across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin.

I just looked at the posting stats. Obviously I overdid it last night. :yh_tired

Accountable wrote: I just looked at the posting stats. Obviously I overdid it last night. :yh_tired


You been up all night again?

pina wrote: You been up all night again?
You ladies should have hung out with us. We wore out the floor!

:guitarist

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.