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Nomad;440696 wrote: Jimboman

Why are you in my computer ?




to keep you company buddy ... can you keep your hard drive to youself buddy:o

Hamster;440697 wrote: Question Jimbo:



Why were you so close to me but didnt pop in for a cuppa???


i have no idea about uuup norff



i must say the people were really nice much more friendly than daaan sarf





they had signs in the tesco's in english and welsh yet i was not in wales

how far away in miles was i from your cage :wah: :wah:

Hamster;440716 wrote: Lol!!!!




did you notice i resisted the temptation to ask how far away i was from leeds

Hamster;440723 wrote: 48 miles!!!



Nuff time to get the kettle on and brew a good one.......




how bout tut chip buutty with graaaaveeey



my northern mate goes mad coz he cant get gravy with chips ...never had it is it good :-3

jimbo;440731 wrote: how bout tut chip buutty with graaaaveeey



my northern mate goes mad coz he cant get gravy with chips ...never had it is it good :-3


could you resay that in english? :-2

guppy;440734 wrote: could you resay that in english? :-2




my fishy friend that was my attempt to sound northern



i was just asking hammy in her own lingo if she had a chip sandwich (oh i get it now sandwhich = butty ):wah:



with gravy up north they have gravy on thier french fries = chips in uk



we of course down south have tomato suace and cider :wah:



we dont really have cider

so you asked hammy if she had a frenchfry sandwich with gravy on top of it? :guitarist

Pinky;440756 wrote: Aha!!! But we yokels do!!!:p




the best meal i ever had was fish and chips during a power cut in our street eaten by candle light and loads of cider



i had a couple of pints of magners with ice .... not too bad have yout ried it

guppy;440760 wrote: so you asked hammy if she had a frenchfry sandwich with gravy on top of it? :guitarist




yes of course what else could i possibly mean ....der ....:wah: :wah:

Hamster;440787 wrote: Jimbo do you really think we eat chip butties with gravy????



Have a heart....



We have mushy peas with em :wah:




but i like mushy peas and now i have spoken to loads of them in their natural habitat i like northerners too



i have been contaminated wah :-1

mushy peas go with mashed taters. :wah:

guppy;440800 wrote: mushy peas go with mashed taters. :wah:






american food is sooo goood i put on 15 pound in 30 days there and i have never gotten rid of it





contamination part 2 wah

Hamster;440847 wrote: Jimbo why cant I sleep?? :-5


Becuase you never get off FG



I'm jimbo jr

Hamster;440858 wrote: At least I can spell Batty!!!


yeah well I can spell Batty to

zinkyusa;440856 wrote: Becuase you never get off FG





I'm jimbo jr
no your not your an imposter i know where jimbo jr is and he is not in the states







in a state maybe

Hamster;440964 wrote: Jimbo when did you hire an assistant???



Cant you cope with all my questions?



Jimbo can we ever perceive time if we are outside it???




crapola i was thinking little jimbo oops





hambo your questions are my reason for being i love them





in my minds eye i see time as a train travelling down a track to go back in time you walk down the carriages and to travel forward up along forward along the train

if you were outside of time we would see all the train both the front future time the middle present time and the back past time but you could see them all at once :-3

Wendybird;440997 wrote: Morning jimbo!



Is it possible to cry underwater?


yes but your wings would wrinkle after a while

Hamster;441030 wrote: And would the train still be late Jimbo? If we could percieve the whole train journey at once?? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:






yes it would be late , on time , and early all at once :driving: :rolleyes:

Hamster;441037 wrote: And would the buffet cart still be so expensive??


no not if you walked back down the train thus travelling back in time to yesteryears prices



but the sarnie's would still curl at the edges no matter which way you went :-3

Hamster;441041 wrote: Jimbo is it possible to get tied up in string theory?? :-5


yes done it more than once but unravelled myself turns out some one laced my drinks

Hamster;441042 wrote: And would the tea still spill if you went round corners too fast? Assuming of course you could get the tea bag to work travelling backards through time!




no no no no no no no



the train does not actually move you do the moving forwards along the train into the futer backwards into the past ,





dont go back to far for tea bags wont of been invented

Hamster;441052 wrote: Sorry that's KNOT a good enough answer :wah:




me thinks hammy your too highly strung :wah: :wah:



i've got work today there had better be some good questions for when i get back or its detention for you missy

Hamster;441123 wrote: Jimbo why cant you get a song out of your head once its in there?? :-5


catchy tunes i hate them what is worse is i have just got into audioslave i'm driving every one mad singing to songs that i dont know the words to doh :-5 :-5

Hamster;441159 wrote: Jimbo why can't I find my keys..when I put them in the same handbag pocket everytime???? :-5



Is there some sort of space folding/temporal events in my handbag??




i drive myself totaly crazy i lose my keys 20 times a day



i er dont have a handbag and dont go through sue's all i know is that a tampax falls out and rolls down the floor whenever she drops the handbag in public



reguardless of what time of the month it is

Are breasts still breasts no matter who they're on?

Would you partake in a bit of boy-boob if there was a drought?

Am I going too far?

have you gone green?

Hamster;441262 wrote: Jimbo are you really a woman??? :wah:




no hambo i'm on about sue with her hand bag





honest



besides i cant walk in heels:D

Supersilly@rse;441266 wrote: Are breasts still breasts no matter who they're on?



Would you partake in a bit of boy-boob if there was a drought?



Am I going too far?



have you gone green?




er no



er deffinatly no



er yes



er no









but what has a water shortage got to do with it anyway

jimbo;441272 wrote: no hambo i'm on about sue with her hand bag





honest



besides i cant walk in heels:D




Don't lie, you look great especially with those pins :sneaky: