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Anyway im tired now and me eyes are hurting:rolleyes: See you all tomorrow. have a good night:-4:-4 (yes even Abbey:rolleyes::wah:)

abbey;748945 wrote: :wah:

Dont leave me to the mercy of dumpy stumpy and nothing something!


:wah::wah: go get em!!:-5:D

kazalala;748946 wrote: Anyway im tired now and me eyes are hurting:rolleyes: See you all tomorrow. have a good night:-4:-4 (yes even Abbey:rolleyes::wah:)



Night sweety, dont worry you'll get me back. :-4

AngelEyes82;748952 wrote: Hi!!! well well.. i show up and you leave! :rolleyes::wah:
Hi Angel dont fink we have met babe..........Im so pleased to meet you...........take yer jacket off and get a cuppa..........but no cake left sorry..........bloody Abbs an Kaz had the bleedin lot:-5:rolleyes:;)

A POEM FOR ME OZ MATES;):rolleyes::p



An Australian Love Poem......Who said Australians weren't romantic?)





Of course I love ya darling

You're a bloody top notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word





So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab





So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there





No Sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

They just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best





I'm tellin ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs





I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought U was as good as

I Was ever gonna get





No matter wot U look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footy's on

And fetch another beer. :wah::wah:

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends .

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.



Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!





Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."



Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.



A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.



The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day:rolleyes::wah:;)

Looks like I have missed everyone so I am going for a swim, catcha all tomorrow:-4

Hi I'm new on Forum Garden, pleased to meet you all

Hi Fire welcome to the FOCers thread. We are all fun people but ya got watch out for mad Carol she is a nutta and be careful she will try and scare you with her ugly dolls.:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Had a phone from my son today, he played in a band at the local RSL with hubbies ex wife then he did a solo by himself. Sounds as though he is having a great holiday:D

Took Latesha for her first swim....put her feet in first, then her legs then her body then she didnt want to get out. She has been asleep for hours must take her swimming more. Shayden just laid in the shade kicking his legs and enjoying himself and he is still asleep

kayleneaussie;749190 wrote: Had a phone from my son today, he played in a band at the local RSL with hubbies ex wife then he did a solo by himself. Sounds as though he is having a great holiday:D

Took Latesha for her first swim....put her feet in first, then her legs then her body then she didnt want to get out. She has been asleep for hours must take her swimming more. Shayden just laid in the shade kicking his legs and enjoying himself and he is still asleep
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLESSXXX

kayleneaussie;749190 wrote: Had a phone from my son today, he played in a band at the local RSL with hubbies ex wife then he did a solo by himself. Sounds as though he is having a great holiday:D

Took Latesha for her first swim....put her feet in first, then her legs then her body then she didnt want to get out. She has been asleep for hours must take her swimming more. Shayden just laid in the shade kicking his legs and enjoying himself and he is still asleep


Now that is my kind of news that I love to hear.

Beautiful:-4:-4:-6

HI all:D

hope you are all having a good day, :-4

Nice to meet you fire, welcome to the garden:D

Carol, funny words there mate:wah:

Kay thats great your son is having a good time, and aw bless the little babies all tired out:-4

HI Angel, sorry i had to leave last night, spent too much time in the arcade fighting Abbey, then had to get off this thing lol.

Gill hope you are having a little less busy day today xxxxxx

Hi Kaz..........poxy Knighthoods..........Im goin mad here.................listen if anyone should get one its me!!!!I sing all round the world and still mix with commoners like............oops better not:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Carolly;749385 wrote: Hi Kaz..........poxy Knighthoods..........Im goin mad here.................listen if anyone should get one its me!!!!I sing all round the world and still mix with commoners like............oops better not:yh:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl_rotfl


Why do you want a knighthood, then you would be an old dame:wah::wah:

kazalala;749386 wrote: Why do you want a knighthood, then you would be an old dame:wah::wah:
Ere ye know what OBE stands for dont yer.......................OLD BIG EAD!!!!!:wah::wah:;):p

Carolly;749387 wrote: Ere ye know what OBE stands for dont yer.......................OLD BIG EAD!!!!!:wah::wah:;):p


Well that'l suit you fine then:D

Ooops!!

I almost forgot to come in and say hello :-5

Hi everyone :-4

kazalala;749389 wrote: Well that'l suit you fine thenJust cause these lovely people have good taste in music and have a good ear for decent singing:rolleyes:ye bleedin jealous..........ere maybe theyd wanna see a video of yer lap dancing...........na maybe not......... they maybe eating their dinner:rolleyes::D:wah::guitarist

pinkchick;749391 wrote: Ooops!!

I almost forgot to come in and say hello :-5

Hi everyone :-4


Hi PC:D you recovered from your run in this morning?:-4

pinkchick;749391 wrote: Ooops!!

I almost forgot to come in and say hello :-5

Hi everyone :-4
Was just gonna come an sort you out for not saying ello Rosie!!!!!:rolleyes:;):)

Carolly;749392 wrote: Just cause these lovely people have good taste in music and have a good ear for decent singing:rolleyes:ye bleedin jealous..........ere maybe theyd wanna see a video of yer lap dancing...........na maybe not......... they maybe eating their dinner:rolleyes::D:wah:

kazalala;749396 wrote: Oh gawd...........Kaz you said youd never show that picture of you...................oh Im going out............the shame...........the Internet will go to prision for makin people feel ill...........cant believe what Ive come down to............its worse then all me nightmares come together...........:-5......cant remember what Im going on about now!!!!!!!:wah::rolleyes:;):p

kazalala;749394 wrote: Hi PC:D you recovered from your run in this morning?:-4


That was one lucky escape this morning Kaz - I should know better! :rolleyes:

Carolly;749395 wrote: Was just gonna come an sort you out for not saying ello Rosie!!!!!:rolleyes:


You gonna come looking for me missus posh?

Hello everybody !

Hi Fire ! welcome to our little thread, I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself on here, so long as you don't take things too seriously :wah:

Kay ----- Aaaaah, I think you've found the solution to 'how to tire them out'

Carol I read your thread about the 'Honours List' and I agree 100%, most of these people are just doing their chosen job and earning big bucks into the bargain !!

Hi MrsK, hope you're keeping cool :-6

Hiya Kaz, I don't think I am going to be doing much today, well that's the intention anyway. But circumstances can alter things can't they. Now I've confused myself, which isn't difficult ! :-3

kazalala;749394 wrote: Hi PC:D you recovered from your run in this morning?:-4


Hi Pinkchick ! Now what's goin on? Have I missed something, again ?

HI Gill:D now now dont be nosey Gill:rolleyes:

G#Gill;749431 wrote: Hi Pinkchick ! Now what's goin on? Have I missed something, again ?


I was very naughty this morning Gill

Got stopped by the police!!:-5:-5

pinkchick;749409 wrote: That was one lucky escape this morning Kaz - I should know better! :rolleyes:



You gonna come looking for me missus posh? Cant now as I have to go out...........tell ye.........this lot today has done me bleedin head in:-5good job I have a sweet nature aint it Rosie!!:wah::);)

Dunno what to eat.............Ive been sick alot lately due to this cough but I am feeling abit better today so what shall I eat.............oh I do nuf fancy chinese.........mind you thats gonna do me the world of good.............NOT!!!!:wah::rolleyes:;)

Carolly;749684 wrote: Dunno what to eat.............Ive been sick alot lately due to this cough but I am feeling abit better today so what shall I eat.............oh I do nuf fancy chinese.........mind you thats gonna do me the world of good.............NOT!!!!:wah::rolleyes:;)


what do you like?

i like egg and mushroom fried rice

AngelEyes82;749687 wrote: Hey Carol! How ya doin?
Hi Angelxx Good to see you here babes............hows the weekend going???;):)

lemon_and_mint;749692 wrote: what do you like?

i like egg and mushroom fried rice
mmmmm me mouth is watering now.....chicken chop suey....chow min.....sweet an sour......curry.......oh sod it anyfing!!!!!:wah::wah::wah::rolleyes:;)

Wish I knew why everybody was asking each other anything on the forum..........Im getting well confused here!!!!:rolleyes:

Carolly;749715 wrote: Wish I knew why everybody was asking each other anything on the forum..........Im getting well confused here!!!!:rolleyes:


Take yer medicine Carol:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=Carolly;749684]Dunno what to eat.............Ive been sick alot lately due to this cough but I am feeling abit better today so what shall I eat.............oh I do nuf fancy chinese.........mind you thats gonna do me the world of good.............NOT!!!!

HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE DOCTORS YET CAROL......IF NOT NO WONDER YOU NOT BETTER:mad::mad::mad:

Sounds like a good idea, Carol. Do what Kay says!!!! GO DIRECTLY TO THE DOC DO NOT PASS FG DO NOT COLLECT YER MATES. Then come back to us, with a clean bill of health and some cough mixture ---- and no drama, OK...

On medicos - I rewatched the series one episode of House last night where some poor unsuspecting nerdy kid gets not only leprosy but anthrax as well. Luckily Hugh Laurie was there to sort things. While getting Chase and his Dad back together, and getting the nerdy kid's dad his comeuppance. He wasn't a test pilot after all - he'd just snuck off to some guru's ashram to contemplate his navel. Reality soaps are wonderful!!!

:sneaky:

Cooking for New Year's Eve here. Well, just the stuff I can do in advance = yesterday afternoon a chicken liver terrine with fresh herbs and garlic all wrapped in bacon... smells wonderful. And this morning almond shortbread.

Lovey sunny Sydney Sunday. Went out for a run early - and am going to take Small Person to the library shortly. There's a very decent public library just up the road - he's out of readers and other books. And we can't have that. Then, this afternoon I think we just have to go to the beach before the big shut down happens here on Monday, New Year's Eve. Got locked out of my own street last year, and had to threaten the guard with unspeakable torments - like me singing - before he finally let me through. GRRRRR. This year is going to be worse. One of the downsides - possibly the only downside - of living on Sydney harbour in prime NYE firework viewing position.

I think we get to New Year BEFORE North American and UK FGers - so I'll be able to let you all know whether 2008 has been cancelled or we get a new year's new chances.

:-6

Hello Campers.............good to see everyones having a nice day/night:wah::wah:.......Pam and Kay...............:p:sneaky::rolleyes:;)

AussiePam;749926 wrote: Sounds like a good idea, Carol. Do what Kay says!!!! GO DIRECTLY TO THE DOC DO NOT PASS FG DO NOT COLLECT YER MATES. Then come back to us, with a clean bill of health and some cough mixture ---- and no drama, OK...

On medicos - I rewatched the series one episode of House last night where some poor unsuspecting nerdy kid gets not only leprosy but anthrax as well. Luckily Hugh Laurie was there to sort things. While getting Chase and his Dad back together, and getting the nerdy kid's dad his comeuppance. He wasn't a test pilot after all - he'd just snuck off to some guru's ashram to contemplate his navel. Reality soaps are wonderful!!!

:sneaky:

Cooking for New Year's Eve here. Well, just the stuff I can do in advance = yesterday afternoon a chicken liver terrine with fresh herbs and garlic all wrapped in bacon... smells wonderful. And this morning almond shortbread.

Lovey sunny Sydney Sunday. Went out for a run early - and am going to take Small Person to the library shortly. There's a very decent public library just up the road - he's out of readers and other books. And we can't have that. Then, this afternoon I think we just have to go to the beach before the big shut down happens here on Monday, New Year's Eve. Got locked out of my own street last year, and had to threaten the guard with unspeakable torments - like me singing - before he finally let me through. GRRRRR. This year is going to be worse. One of the downsides - possibly the only downside - of living on Sydney harbour in prime NYE firework viewing position.

I think we get to New Year BEFORE North American and UK FGers - so I'll be able to let you all know whether 2008 has been cancelled or we get a new year's new chances.

:-6
Bring some of yer grub over Pam............I can smell it from here babe mmmmmmmmm;):)xx

once again its gone midnight, and once again we should all be in bed asleep, but here we are posting........

lemon_and_mint;749977 wrote: once again its gone midnight, and once again we should all be in bed asleep, but here we are posting........
Well I have only just come in thats why:p

HIYA CAROL, Lemony !!!!

hello gill, waving!

why aren't i sleepy?

G#Gill;750021 wrote: HIYA CAROL, Lemony !!!!
Blimey the guvs here.............Kinks has been looking for you woman!!!!!Even had a glass of lucozade and a wagon wheel for yer:rolleyes::p:wah:

i ate the wagon wheel, sorry, didnt think you were coming.

lemon_and_mint;750022 wrote: hello gill, waving!

why aren't i sleepy?Lady Lemony.....come here....no closer...dont let her hear........dont tell her we are Ladies ok cause she will want to be one also and Lady Gill sounds bleedin daft dont you fink......unlike Lady Lemony

Carolly;750026 wrote: Lady Lemony.....come here....no closer...dont let her hear........dont tell her we are Ladies ok cause she will want to be one also and Lady Gill sounds bleedin daft dont you fink......unlike Lady Lemony


you don't think lady lemony sounds like a soap to wash your bits with?

announcer, "you too can be fresh all over when you use your Lady Lemony"

Lemon falls on the floors gasping for air and laughing hysterixcally.

:wah::wah::wah::wah::wah:

What's wrong with 'Lady Gill' ffs