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Far Rider wrote: well if you'd keep that stuff to yourself we'd have never known about it!

hehehehehehe..........


Careful I may crack you one up side the head ahahahaha hohohoh hehehehehehe

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Hey barkeep, you got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "Grapes? What are you talking about? We don't have any grapes!! Now get the hell outta here!"

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and asks, "Hey bartender, you got any grapes?"

The bartender says, "Look, I told you yesterday, I don't have any grapes, now get the heck out!!!"

Next day, yet again, the duck walks in and asks for grapes, the bartender, highly irritated now, says, "I told you for 2 days, I don't have any grapes, now get out and don't come back or I'll nail your beak to the bar!!!"

Next day, the duck comes back and says, "Hey bartender, you got any nails?"

The bartender says, "Nails? What are you talking about? I don't have any nails."

To which the duck says, "Good!!! You got any grapes??"

abbey wrote: No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
What a beautiful poem. Deep and meaningful. :-4

I just applied for a job with a temp agency. It's a management position. Now I'm wondering if it's full time, or do they just bring in new ones every couple of weeks just to keep in practice.

Physics is wonderful



As I was watching a frisbee fly through the air, I marveled at how it seemed to get larger and larger as it got closer. Then it hit me.

I can't stand the smell of Moldy bread GAG!

minks wrote: I can't stand the smell of Moldy bread GAG!
I know what you mean! Makes it almost impossible to get it down.

Accountable wrote: I know what you mean! Makes it almost impossible to get it down.


HAHAHA makes it impossible to even reach into the plastic bag and pull a piece out. your sick ya know.

Ewwww... have you ever eaten a sandwich and noticed halfway through that the breads mouldy!

abbey wrote: Ewwww... have you ever eaten a sandwich and noticed halfway through that the breads mouldy!
Once I had a bowl of cereal with milk. I had a cold and couldn't smell how bad the milk was. You get the picture. :yh_sick

And my Mother thinks i'm mad for smelling everything i eat!

abbey wrote: And my Mother thinks i'm mad for smelling everything i eat!




I do that all the time !!! Forever getting told off!! But it's better to be safe than sorry !

Pete found a flea on the dog tonite, the lazy so and so picked it off and put it in a glass of water then left it on the table.......well guess what I did when I came in hot and thirsty.:yh_silly

pina wrote: Pete found a flea on the dog tonite, the lazy so and so picked it off and put it in a glass of water then left it on the table.......well guess what I did when I came in hot and thirsty.:yh_silly


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Two of my toes are webbed!

That poor newbie that posted The Politics of Denial. He might've had a better reception if it wasn't so close on the tail of Dodo. ... or if he had introduced himself.

Accountable wrote: That poor newbie that posted The Politics of Denial. He might've had a better reception if it wasn't so close on the tail of Dodo. ... or if he had introduced himself.Or if he had'nt been talking a load of crap!

Far Rider wrote: on just one foot? hmmmm, I got a pocket knife.no both feet, my mum always said it meant i'd be a good swimmer.

WRONG...i'm hopeless!

I'M gonna take a pic now, fAR YOU GAME??

One of my webbed feet.........

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abbey wrote: One of my webbed feet.........


Looks normal to me Abbey....I like the colour nail varnish

pina wrote: Looks normal to me Abbey....I like the colour nail varnish Cheers chick, it's just the toes next to my big toes that's webbed.

Far Rider wrote: hey you need a second coat on those nails young lady!

:yh_rotflYES SIR!

Ruddy heck i must have had too much wine cos i'm looking at my feet and believing you.

Bless you, i've always been conscious of my feet x

Don't let Betty see. She doesn't like feet.

Far Rider wrote: um web feet look like this..... http://www.skullsunlimited.com/graphics/MO27-lg.jpg






Hey Far I'm not getting the pic. a warning sign saying its forbidden keeps coming up. No matter I don't like feet either.

Far Rider wrote: well if someone will tell me how to post the pic right in the text box I'll do it...or if nybody else with a decent PC wants to ty go ahead....

its actual duck feet. mallard i believe....



There not as ugly as human feet.

Floppy... I was caught! hook line and sinker! reeled in, gutted, cleaned, fillet'd and cooked!




What dressing did you put with them:wah:

When the crazy neighbor lady goes to the mental center for a week- don't help watch out for her 16 year old - CUZ...you might end up there too.........ARGHHHH ARGHHHHH:-5

What happen to your feet pic FR.......Ya had me curious.......LOL

pina wrote: Hey Far I'm not getting the pic. a warning sign saying its forbidden keeps coming up. No matter I don't like feet either.It may have been taken from a porn site for ducks. :wah:

If you ever eat sushi and get that "wasabi burn" try this: breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth. The burn will stop instantly. Unfortunately you will be unable to resist the temptation to say "Hey, it really works!" which will blow air out through the nose and will hurt again.

Why doesn't the 2nd, 3rd, 12th cup of coffee ever taste as good as the first hmmmmm? Really a bad way to start the day with a lousy 12th cup

minks wrote: Why doesn't the 2nd, 3rd, 12th cup of coffee ever taste as good as the first hmmmmm? Really a bad way to start the day with a lousy 12th cup
Use a straw ... in the bottom of the pot. That way you start with the 12th cup & the last cup should taste great! :yh_coffee

Mornin' Flop! You know; I always look for your posts, especially first thing in the morning, because I know I'm always gonna get a laugh! You haven't failed me yet! :yh_bigsmi