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Wotinell happened?

well, heck, where'd my post go?

Lemme try again?

Wish granted, but they come over every night and she blabs on about your sex life.





I wish dinner would fix itself

almostfamous;1230586 wrote: Granted, but they come visit you every night and she babbles on about your sex life.



I wish dinner would fix itself.


Granted. Your can of beans has been opened sir.



I wish my rubber love doll would turn into Scarlett Johansson.

hoppy;1230595 wrote: Granted. Your can of beans has been opened ma'am.

:)

I wish my rubber love doll would turn into Scarlett Johansson.


Granted, but there are no holes in which to dally in.



I wish my dad would turn Rush Limbaugh off. He's blarin it for all the park to hear :-5

almostfamous;1230596 wrote: Granted, but there are no holes in which to dally in.



I wish my dad would turn Rush Limbaugh off. He's blarin it for all the park to hear :-5


Granted. He turns it off to listen to a marathon of screaming contests.

I wish my daughter would quit being so grumpy (and reading over my shoulder). :wah:

Peg;1230610 wrote: Granted. He turns it off to listen to a marathon of screaming contests.

I wish my daughter would quit being so grumpy (and reading over my shoulder). :wah:


Granted. She turns into Sneezy and spatters you with snot.

I wish I wasn't so darn hot! Phew! :yh_sweat

almostfamous;1230559 wrote: what's your wish, what's your wish?



Ok, you wished for nothing :wah:



Granted, you get absolutely nothing...



w/ a side of pink eye




Oops! Sorry about that!

But that's okay . . . I usually get nuthin' anyway! :wah::wah:

So what's a side of pink eye? A poke in the eye? *sigh* :rolleyes:

Still I guess you could say my wish was to carry on this thread, which you guys are doing, so yaaaayyyyyy! :D:wah::-6

But hey, I noticed sumthin' amazin' (well I think so anyway)

Minks made the last post on August 15th 2006

and I made the next post on August 15th 2009

Howzat for a strange coincidence? :sneaky: :guitarist

Rapunzel;1230612 wrote:

I wish I wasn't so darn hot! Phew! :yh_sweat


Granted! The polar ice cap breaks loose and careens into the UK.

i wish my best friend was here.

Fyrenza;1236670 wrote: Granted! The polar ice cap breaks loose and careens into the UK.

i wish my best friend was here.


granted, your best friend is here, and is.... yourself!

watermark;1239778 wrote: granted, your best friend is here, and is.... yourself!


i wish i remembered everything i ever said

watermark;1246440 wrote: i wish i remembered everything i ever said


Granted. You now cringe with embarrassment every time you remember some of the utter rubbish you've ever uttered! :D

I wish I could remember everything I'd ever read.