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I feel like a right prat , about an hour ago I was in the kitchen and had a nasty Angina , I took a spray but I needed to sit down and I could not move so I sat on the floor ( first time sober )and my wife was running around looking for a camera (swine ) I eventually got up and sat in chair knowing the rest of the day will be crap and now it has got worse my mother in law has just phoned to say she is coming up after Bingo :-5 :-5

It's friday!!!!!!!!!!!!! :yh_dance

I'm happy this week is finally done!

Soberano;610678 wrote: Do you want the loan of my Rifle Uncle Fester. you could take her out before she reached your garden gate.

I had to spend a couple of hours with mine on Wednesday, i wanted the loan of her pension card for B&Q:


:wah: She did not stop , had a moan and a cuppa and she just went

PS I am not being nasty but none of you know my MIL :-5

somewhat stressed.

Soberano;610781 wrote: You should have been naked, you wouldn't have even had to make tea.


Would not work , when we got married thousands of years ago she used to visit and just walk in to our room without knocking the door , anyway one day I saw her walking down from the bus stop , with my wife's blessing I striped off to have a strip wash , she came in and just sat down and did not bat an eyelid :-5 my plan backfired on me big time

SlipStream;610784 wrote: somewhat stressed.
How so SS:-4

my condition affects my state of mind stall...

I am happy! I have been trying to get a side business going on my own for a LONG time, and its finally coming together...getting closer to it happening...whoo hooooo:yh_dance :yh_party

I'm going off-line and out ..... to try and find my Birdy Brain Madness and Sense of Humour

Have wonderful day everyone - see you later :-4 :-4 :-4

WonderWendy3;610794 wrote: I am happy! I have been trying to get a side business going on my own for a LONG time, and its finally coming together...getting closer to it happening...whoo hooooo:yh_dance :yh_party


Woooooo Hoooooo..!!!!

WONDERWENDY strikes again:-6 :-6

WonderWendy3;610794 wrote: I am happy! I have been trying to get a side business going on my own for a LONG time, and its finally coming together...getting closer to it happening...whoo hooooo:yh_dance :yh_party


Can I be your bouncer or p**p

Pinky;610868 wrote: I'm stuffed!!!


What with a foot long one?............

I'm feeling rough

Happy Happy JOY JOY!!



Suzy B is on the boards!!! WHOOOO HOOOOOOOO:yh_hugs :yh_dance :yh_party :yh_kiss

WonderWendy3;610910 wrote: Happy Happy JOY JOY!!



Suzy B is on the boards!!! WHOOOO HOOOOOOOO:yh_hugs :yh_dance :yh_party :yh_kiss


Thank you sweetie

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They are all for you

Uncle Fester;610864 wrote: Can I be your bouncer or p**p


Of course, you might as well...you've been driving my limo all over town telling people that you are my Daddy!!

WonderWendy3;610794 wrote: I am happy! I have been trying to get a side business going on my own for a LONG time, and its finally coming together...getting closer to it happening...whoo hooooo:yh_dance :yh_party


:guitarist :guitarist

Pinky;610934 wrote: Yup! Still got another six inches to go yet!:yh_giggle


Come on Pinks, thats just greedy :sneaky:

Woohoo!!!! Suzy!........:yh_hugs :yh_hugs

dubs;610948 wrote: Woohoo!!!! Suzy!........:yh_hugs :yh_hugs


Ello darling, I'm back :sneaky: :-4

Excited and nervous. Also really pleased to see Suzy Floozy back!

Pinky;611003 wrote: Yay!!! Great to see the Sooz back!! C'mere and gimme a hug you!!!:-4


Bloody tight arse, I want a kiss and a hug :-4

Pleased, thanks Uncle Marcos!

Pinky;611008 wrote: :yh_hugs
:yh_hugs

I'm glad you're back, I'm missed you!


Missed you all too :-4

Feeling all hot, think I need another shower already!

I am god danmmmed pissed

Our president just resigned but to phecking family nepitism, the pheckers won and now that means the accountant leaves too and this leaves me and my boss behind we have no support up front here outside this phecked up family mess, and I suspect they will do everything in their power to turf my boss as well. I am just sick, sick sick and darn mad!!!! That pheckin whining snivelling little mama's boy is going to ruin this god dam place.

Sorry I am so upset I liked it here but I won't work under this family !!!

Damn horny!

Pinky;611032 wrote: I know the feeling!!:D

I think I need shooting at the mo, I dunno what's wrong with me lately!:o


Come over, you can borrow him after me.

Pinky;611041 wrote: :wah: :wah:


He is dang sexy. I feel so hot, I am gonna go cool off before he gets here.

hod rod or super stud, I'd be surprised if he could walk after you've put your hands on him CG :wah:

SuzyB;611044 wrote: hod rod or super stud, I'd be surprised if he could walk after you've put your hands on him CG :wah:


All of the above.

He kept up with me for 7 years, think he can manage for the weekend. Be asleep by the time he gets here at this rate.

Wanna go clubbing, want to dance, think my mate could be out there clubbing and I'm soooo jealous want to bump and grind! :sneaky:

I feel annoyed with myself.

Must get a job!:-5

Pinky;611152 wrote: God, me too!!!

If I get my finances sorted, I'm coming down to see you again Betty!

No-one parties like you!:-4


I got to go out after I posted that, I met my man in a local night club and we did it all again on saturday night, bliddy good weekend.

Tired, stressed and lovesick.

crazygal;612424 wrote: Tired, stressed and lovesick.


lucky you :-6 :-6

Na, sick of being in love with the same person for so long, I want it to go away! Be a whole lot easier.

crazygal;612439 wrote: Na, sick of being in love with the same person for so long, I want it to go away! Be a whole lot easier.




for him the poor guy :wah: :wah:



just kidding i thought you made a nice family :-6 :-6