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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked....

can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?

Lil~Basco wrote: Nomad,

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked....

can electricians be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?


Great question pepper girl !

Nomad wrote: Great question pepper girl !
:yh_rotfl Oh, how cheap!

Wolverine wrote: are thongs as comfortable as everyone makes them out to be?
On the rare occassions I wear undies, yes, thongs are very comfortable. :sneaky:

Nomad, are you going to be able to help me make my sig line way cooler than it is now? :yh_bigsmi

Yes,but is Art?

Accountable wrote: :yh_rotfl Oh, how cheap!
Now, now, now....let's give him the benefit of the doubt......he's probably thinking really hard on a good response. :wah:

Lil~Basco wrote: Now, now, now....let's give him the benefit of the doubt......he's probably thinking really hard on a good response. :wah:




what have you done peeper girl Glow dammit !

BabyRider wrote: On the rare occassions I wear undies, yes, thongs are very comfortable. :sneaky:

Nomad, are you going to be able to help me make my sig line way cooler than it is now? :yh_bigsmi


Im sorry the thong thingy through me...what was the question ?

Nomad wrote: A nylon stocking. Mesh. Black. Down around the chin. Then shave your ass and borrow one of cuddles thongs.
if i could get one of those i could die a HAPPY, HAPPY wolvie

Nomad wrote: what have you done peeper girl Glow dammit !




I'm glowing, I'm glowing......right????? :p

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god, that just gave me a severe pain behind my right eye.
Hey girl....talk to the mad....Nomad! *ya lil frog thief! :rolleyes: *

He's got this cool software for making signiture lines.

Lil~Basco wrote: I'm glowing, I'm glowing......right????? :p




somethings wrong pepper

its all gone to hell in a handbasket

youve got a bulb out

SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god, that just gave me a severe pain behind my right eye.




I hate to be the one to break it to you but that pain is your brain

it hurts all of us like that :wah: :-4

flopstock wrote: Hey nomad..lost the thread with the challenge...



How about a game of 'Global Thermal Nuclear War' ?:sneaky:



And how come those arcade games don't come with instructions for those of us who've never played them before?



Why has the spring wheather gone away again?



Speakin of war... boxers, briefs or commando?




Heya foopster I need some more practice I really suck.







At all of them.







If I dont beat pina on my first try I throw a tantrum







Any idea why Im writing so loud ?:D

Nomad wrote: Heya foopster I need some more practice I really suck.







At all of them.







If I dont beat pina on my first try I throw a tantrum







Any idea why Im writing so loud ?:D 'cause you're not rich per your signature? :wah: Nomad 4, LC, 18 ........................

that would make me......



























@#*#*@ !!!

When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?

do you feel like another bloodied lip?

Hey Nomad....

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? :-3

the aliens are invading...what do i do.

SnoozeControl wrote: Invading what? I've got a really nasty mental image going here.:-2


and this is why i should be more specific...

no they are not invading the netherlands, although capture might be a bit risky for those reasons.

no i'm refering to patrols scaning my house with ray guns, my trusty tinfoil hat and coat hangars have proved useful in disrupting there human detection systems but i don't know how much longer i can remain hiden.

what do i do

i can wait for a reply so take your time.

*hearing Twilight Zone theme song*

chonsigirl wrote: *hearing Twilight Zone theme song*


*coupled with X-Files theme*

Lil~Basco wrote: Hey Nomad....

If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? :-3




I once went to a National Schizophrenics Assoc. cocktail party. Every one had several name tags on. They can just do what they want, its cumbersome getting involved.

SnoozeControl wrote: I've got really long toes. If I painted with them, would it still be finger painting?




You know what they say about girls with long toes. :-4

Alfred wrote: the aliens are invading...what do i do.




Hellooooo

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If that doesnt work try this

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Accountable wrote: When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?
Why do you pick and choose which questions you will answer? :-1

Accountable wrote: Why do you pick and choose which questions you will answer? :-1


When I was single, I dated a deaf girl for awhile. Once when in my Corolla we got into an argument. She was yelling so loud, she bloodied my lip. It's been quite some time, and I'm sure she's done with her parole. Do you think she's forgiven me for pressing charges? Should I phone her to catch up with old times?







Sorry Ive been busy working on a better mousetrap.

You have to let this go now. She may be done with parole but the next crack whore charges are just around the corner. I know she seemed lovely and because she didnt wear panties seemed like a real thrill at the time but in retrospect isnt this your "bottom of the barrel" period ?

We dont want to wallow in that putrid cesspool again do we ?

Acc ?

No we dont.

Let it go man !

Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I'm half way through my meal and realize, OMG....I could be eating a slow learner.

Lil~Basco wrote: Why does Sea World have seafood restaurants? I'm half way through my meal and realize, OMG....I could be eating a slow learner.




Nah....they have to do something with the offspring.

When man discovered milk came from cows, what did he think he was doing?

Nomad wrote: If that doesnt work try this


ohh hell i'll just surrender instead.

Will Nomad ever put back his yellow dancing smiley avatar? :-3

Does Nomad like any of the avatars we've posted for him to consider?

If not, here's a few more............. You'll have to click on the first two to see them move.

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Oh Cyri Nomad Ison, Whyfore hast thou not conjured an adequate signature for Me, thy most loyal compatriot?

Yer a good man. :-6

Why do you love me soooo much?? :wah:

jennyswan wrote: Why do you love me soooo much?? :wah:




Cause your sassy !

Cause your sassy !


Oh boy and I haven't even got warmed up!! :-4

What's the weather forecast for tonight into Sunday?

Weve had some snow here pepper. Next week I believe were getting some double digit below zero weather. FINALLY ! Honestly...I like that, its a challenge, I enjoy being in it.

Want some ?

Nomad wrote: Weve had some snow here pepper. Next week I believe were getting some double digit below zero weather. FINALLY ! Honestly...I like that, its a challenge, I enjoy being in it.

Want some ?
Sweetie, it sure would beat all this monsoon rain we've been blessed with today! Send it my way!

Lil~Basco wrote: Sweetie, it sure would beat all this monsoon rain we've been blessed with today! Send it my way!




Your my kinda girl !