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mmmmm My first Pizza in twelve months and it is delicious!:)

LMAO! You crack me up. Good question. Do you have a good answer nomad?

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Ummm



No ?



Uh oh ! :wah:

The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!

Nomad wrote: The other day I got out my can-opener and was opening a can of worms when I thought, What am I doing?!


And those cans are absolute b***ers to open aren't they?

OMG I've got 8 x 8year olds coming round later today for a birthday party!! Anyone got any Valium???

When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.

There was a time when that would have bothered me



Now



I just roll with it

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

BettyBoop-



No Pizza for a year. I'm still stuck on that. Hats off to you, you are a better person than I am.

jasmund wrote: BettyBoop-







No Pizza for a year. I'm still stuck on that. Hats off to you, you are a better person than I am.




It's only because I found out I had a wheat allergy, I wouldn't have given it up for any other reason!!! But now I've perfected the recipe it'll be pizza every day for a week!!!

Meeting LC & mate in Ireland:guitarist

capt_buzzard wrote: Meeting LC & mate in Ireland:guitaristi shall look forward to it Buzz! :-6 ....are you going to keep trying to recruit me to the Irish police?

"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!""

How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak

Is'nt it wonderful when you can just hop in your car and go for a cruise with the stereo thumping.

Is that a request or advise ? LOL !

Nomad wrote: Is that a request or advise ? LOL !


Just something that came to mind!!!!

Actually that sounds good I think Ill do that.

I have an itch to get out of the house but I dont really have anywhere to go.

Sometimes I end up in obscure places and sometimes I find interesting places.

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend

Nomad wrote: Actually that sounds good I think Ill do that.

I have an itch to get out of the house but I dont really have anywhere to go.

Sometimes I end up in obscure places and sometimes I find interesting places.






Wish I could! 10 minutes till party time!!!

No chance of getting them all outside to run in the park its raining cats and dogs out there!

Uh oh !



My advice ?

Lock yourself in a room and let em have at it !

Deal with the repercussions at a later date :p

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.

Nomad wrote: Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man.
no that is some random sh!t there pal.

If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose

Nomad wrote: If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose
:yh_clap :yh_laugh :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmmm, boy.

Wow. I just slept for 15 1/2 hours. What did I miss?

Your kidding right ?

The world is completely different from yesterday.

Weve been invaded by potato people and theyre demanding surrender at once or theyll make mashed potatos out of themselves and cover us up and suffocate Earth.

Do what they say they seem to mean business !

Howdy, Nomad!! :yh_bigsmi

Nope, I'm serious as a heart attack. Really weird, too. I am one of those people who can get by on 5 hours of sleep and be fine. Yesterday we got up early, rode all day and had plans to meet friends for dinner. I wanted to relax for a few before getting ready and I fell asleep about 7:30 and just woke up at 11:00 this morning. WTF????



As for these potato people, I guess I better get to making my gravy, huh?? :yh_rotfl

Im serious too !

I can see the potato people looking in my window right now !

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Hopefully you've wiped your prints from the pumpkin, knife and the note.

I may adopt that practice, Nomad. Do you mind?



BR's grocery list:

Milk

Eggs

chips

lettuce

396 pumpkins

cat food

bread

cheese

Since your going to the market would you mind picking me up some real zippy bbq sauce and cornbread ?

Baby backs tonight.

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

Nomad wrote: I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.


:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_clap



(By the way, I'm coming over for dinner)

Ribs are good !

cornbread w/ sweet creamy butter

baked beans w, brown sugar & mollasses & thick bacon chunks

fresh peach pie in an all butter crust !!! WHOOOOO !!!

Stop...please stop...I'm beggin' you....

I haven't eaten in like, 20 hours. :yh_sigh

I pat the ribs dry then dust them with a spicy rib rub then coat them heavy w/ brown sugar.

I put them in a roasting pan with an in of water cook then at about 300 deg for 3-3 and a half hrs

(no sauce)

They come out falling off the bone

Cmon over Ive got plenty !

Fresh squeezed lemonade ok ?

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.

Dammit, I have, once again, tied my ponytail so tight I can't close my eyes....

:yh_hypno

BabyRider wrote: Dammit, I have, once again, tied my ponytail so tight I can't close my eyes....

:yh_hypno


ahahaha you do that tooo ahahahaha



~~I am eating choco covered almonds and I can feel them go straight to my love handles~~

Far Rider wrote: hahahahahahaha oh you two crack me up!


Yet another reference to "crack" ahahaha