Carolly;909726 wrote: Friends from the start on the FOC thread together,
Saying we'd be friends forever and ever,
Some of the time we would be nasty and fight,
Other times we would laugh together all night
Did we ever stop playing with dolls and toys,
I remember talking about when we first dated boys
When we did we told the truth and never lied,
Always be open and nothing to hide.
Friends we are and will always be,
No friends will replace you, hope the same goes about me;)
Friends we will be forever still there to share,
All our troubles and all of our cares.
kayleneaussie;910221 wrote: The night was dark and sultry
when Carol was committing Adultry,
then along came Cheezie and Hope
smoking on some dope,
Carol jumps up and picks up her bra
while Jimbo waits for her in his car
K.Snyder;910371 wrote: You people are a riot,
Where's your book I'll buy it;
Games, and blames, who wouldn't adore,
A thread such as this who wouldn't come back for more;
Carolly, Kay, ducks, Chezz and Hope,
Who couldn't resist you girls, you're all so beautiful I vote you for Pope!!!...
Hope6;910647 wrote: we're here in this house
being watched every hour
now Kay wants us naked
and all in the shower
while Carol is gone
the housemates will play
but when she returns
what a price we will pay
but while she's gone
i have no doubt
we'd have lots of fun
if there were some toy boys about!
G#Gill;910664 wrote: Just before I get evicted, here is my contribution to the 'task' - a poem (rhyme) about the FG BB, then I must be gone........................take care all of you !......... and have fun !!!! XXX
Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing
That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling
They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes
And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes
They'd all been left in the sink from last evening
Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!
Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden
And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!
After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)
They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !
A deep animated discussion was well under way
As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.
Abbey and Pam made coffees all round
While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,
To the smoking area with scotch in a flask
To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'
Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,
Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.
Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -
The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !
Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,
Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.
They asked for a party with champers today.
A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '
A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness
There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS
Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters
Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!
[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]
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jones jones;911061 wrote: no elvis isn’t in this house
its Jj quiet as a mouse
hope that snyders feeling kay
and gillys ducking carol’s way
with a prezzie for our chezzie!
i miss anyone?
Chezzie;912150 wrote: Chezzie has just read all the other contestants poems again and started to sweat so much she needed to take all her clothes off and jump in the pool.
Having cooled off she finally come to the idea of submitting a new poem before the deadline on Thursday approaches...Chezzie runs off to find her lip liner to write her new poem on her big girl pants for those "special days"
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When Carols in the house, we all have a laugh
Kaz cant stop cleaning like its her own gaff
You have Kay mowing the lawns to within an inch of their life
You got JJ cornering Hope giving her some trouble and strife
Duckys all over the shop, flirting and tarting all night
Jimbo shows off wearing his new red fishnet tights
Gilly cant bear it, someone ate the last cake
Kathy E upsets Chezzie by noticing her tans fake bake.
Mikeine sits in the ashtray, ignoring the drama
Helen wonders if anyone will notice one missing banana
Ally acts tough and wears her pink doc martin boots for bed
Wenders and pammie have drunk all the champers, pammie is easily led
they take off all their clothes and jump around on everyone's beds.
Big Brother has spoken to the house, Carol go straight to Jail
your too harsh a boss and dont even think of jumping bail
the housemates are delirious and big brother give em more grogg
chezzie and Kaz go overboard and spend the night on the bog.
Week two is approaching, who will be evicted this week
Hope flits from all seeing what info she can seek
ducky , Kaz and the boys sit confidentely smug
Everyone calls a truce and decides on a group hug
This house is full of little gems all glistening away
Their all arranging to meet up on the last day
Friends forever, come what may
Its only money at the end of the day:D
K.Snyder;912232 wrote: Ok everyone...
I need help finding all of your poems...
So far I have mine, gsducks, Chezzies, Hopes, and Kayleneaussies...
I need everyone elses before I can set up the vote...
found those if that helps:-4
who told you:-5:-5 and leave me bleedin eels alone:sneaky:
who told you:-5:-5 and leave me bleedin eels alone:sneaky:
now behave:-5:rolleyes:
:wah::wah::p
;)Kev I fink thats it