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:guitarist Shots for every one.Let's all drink to the birthday girl :guitarist

I did not see CP on the bar dancing.Maybe she went looking for the duck.

CP is hiding but has placed a lunch order

You can trust me I sure will .Some one will have to drive my car. I may have one to many myself. :guitarist I know the duck can drive she showed up late any way. :guitarist

:wah:Waddling in - Hello everyone! Daughter got her top braces today and is in a little bit of pain. "Oh, I'll tell you, at least they didn't have to cut her gums to pull down those fangs of hers:wah:"

You guys can hitch a ride with me if you want

all in TM is at the wheel again. hope she has her GPS unit working today. The last road trip ended up going to OH. by the way of GA. Idgie hope you bring a bottle for the ride. CP was going to bring the tunes. The duck must have went by air. :guitarist

Duck is on her way right now

"Hey, I just got here by air and saw some wild geese on the way"

Ere do you want a singer at your pub?Can I audition?Heres one of me thats on utube......youve seen it Ducky but can you ask yer mates if I can have the job as I have 6 dogs to feed:(:-3

No need to audition C, you've got the job! "It's always good to have an insider here whose seen you live".

Idgie;810192 wrote: Woohoo.....you go Carolly! Always lookin' for talented people! :-6
Well as you can hear............nobody sleeps when I sing:wah::wah:......now what sort of money am I gonna get here????:sneaky:

qsducks;810189 wrote: No need to audition C, you've got the job! "It's always good to have an insider here whose seen you live".
Ere Ducky...........ave a word will yer.........tell em how good me CD is:rolleyes::D:p

Right I'm here to take the night shift so I hope everyone is ready to behave!



I see a lot has gone on, but I'm just too lazy to scroll back so many pages to read through it all, so I hope nothing bad has happened whilst I've been away hahaha. :wah:

Everybody listen up! You've got to go listen to C's CD as it is really good and you will be singing it in your head all day. I should know! And as for pay Carolly, umm, whose in charge of this joint?

chrisb84uk;810208 wrote: Right I'm here to take the night shift so I hope everyone is ready to behave!



I see a lot has gone on, but I'm just too lazy to scroll back so many pages to read through it all, so I hope nothing bad has happened whilst I've been away hahaha. :wah:
Chris you got good taste and have brains............fink this lot are drunk most of the time:rolleyes:listen to me on utube and decide how much dosh I will get singing in this pub.........by the way the toilets need a good clean:mad::rolleyes:

qsducks;810214 wrote: Everybody listen up! You've got to go listen to C's CD as it is really good and you will be singing it in your head all day. I should know! And as for pay Carolly, umm, whose in charge of this joint?Well said Ducky.............a woman of good taste;)

"Hey Chris, whose in charge of cleaning the loo today"? Go pour some bleach in them and wait ten minutes, then scrub them.

"You can't beat that". Working for peanuts:wah:

Ahem excuse me for the last time I am part of the management in here and not just Mr Will do all the Jobs when others feel like Guy!!



And as for a job Carolly you can certainly have it, I'm no talent agent, but you have a beautiful voice that's for sure! :-4 As for pay that is something that will have to be discussed, but I'm sure we can come to a suitable agreement, though we do have to meet budget requirements, so I'm afraid large stacks of money aren't on offer! :p

Idgie;810228 wrote: Free drinks and peanuts is the pay! :wah:


:wah: Hahaha now that we can manage!!

Yer bleedin mad:-5I aint singing in a place that have aload of mad women who fink there Ducks and Monkeys.......who have dirty loos and want a sweet boy like Chris to clean em AND want to pay me peanuts.........Ive sung in better joints than this ye know:rolleyes:soooooooooo NO DEAL!!!:p

ROFLMAO - Ok folks, who is going to clean the bathrooms? I've already done mine at home.

chrisb84uk;810238 wrote: Ahem excuse me for the last time I am part of the management in here and not just Mr Will do all the Jobs when others feel like Guy!!



And as for a job Carolly you can certainly have it, I'm no talent agent, but you have a beautiful voice that's for sure! :-4 As for pay that is something that will have to be discussed, but I'm sure we can come to a suitable agreement, though we do have to meet budget requirements, so I'm afraid large stacks of money aren't on offer! :p-1-1

Idgie;810250 wrote: Hiya Chris...nice to see you this afternoon!





Heck...Trunk Monkey keeps hoarding those peanuts and throwing shells all over the floor......maybe Wallaroo with his new broom made out of whiskers can help clean up?!


Hi Idgie I hope you are well! :-6

Carolly;810251 wrote: -1-1


Well it's not that I don't want to give you lots, believe me I would, just we don't have the resources sorry. Though I'm sure we can still come to an agreement perhaps, but yes I'm certainly not cleaning the loos. I'll have to go check the schedule!

"Chris, is the stage set up for the karoke tonight"?

Well as I've only just got here, not this very second, though I will go sort it out right now, should take about 5 minutes, not long to wait I'm sure you'll agree! :-6

Ok stage is ready!



Half price on all drinks for the next half hour, so get them whilst their cold! :-6 :guitarist

"Oh cool" I will have a Long Island Iced Tea on the rocks"

One fing ladies..................wheres the male strippers?????????CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:wah::wah::wah:;)

Idgie;810290 wrote: I brought a large bottle of tequila yesterday to share and you're gonna charge them half price to drink it? :wah: Attaboy Chris! :wah:


Hahaha well maybe had you told me that earlier I may have not charged half price too late now though isn't it!! :sneaky:

qsducks;810291 wrote: "Oh cool" I will have a Long Island Iced Tea on the rocks"


Ok one coming your way Ducky!



By the way I like the new Av!!

"Yeah, isn't he a scream"?

Carolly;810296 wrote: One fing ladies..................wheres the male strippers?????????CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS:wah::wah::wah:;)


Well don't go looking at me for that kind of entertainment!



Though I'm happy to get some, if I am able to find some willing males. I'll even throw in one lucky lady the chance to judge the applications and see how fits the bill so to speak to perform for you all. I'd rather just stay behind the bar thanks hahaha.

I'm part of the band so I can throw peanuts..ready Carolly belt out Where The Boys Are for them! (The boys seem to be hiding)

Idgie;810302 wrote: Bwahahahaha....I like the way you think woman! :wah:



Chris....oh Chris......where oh where is Chris?


Look Chris is staying here sorry, besides I have er.....you know bills to sort out! :wah:

Trunk Monkey;810308 wrote: Idgie I'm part of the band so I can throw peanuts..ready Carolly belt out Where The Boys Are for them!


Hiya TM good to see you. What can I get you today? :-6

What stuff do you have to offer us Chris?

"that's why you do those bills in the morning when nobody's here".