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Penelope_Pitstop wrote: Granted - everyone does get together but you realise that some people are definitely not what they appeared to be initially ... oh and you end up snogging someone you don't like very much because you drank way too much eggnog!




Hey....a snog is a snog! Hehehehehehehehe :wah:

It's been 15 years since I snogged anyone apart from hubby!

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! Get comfy in your new home behind bars -- you've been charged with his murder. The plant is flourishing wonderfully!

I wish that my three cats would go to work for me and do my job today.


Granted - your three cats go to work for you and do such a marvellous job that your boss hires them and gives you the sack. This gets the cats to thinking and they turn you into their slave to cook, clean and pimp for them.

I wish that the fruit on the desk would start singing a Carman Miranda tune all by themselves - oh and perform a little dance number too!

granted! but the fruit is full of worms! i wish it would snow here in florida ...................

Granted LC....oodles and oodles of snow....snow so deep you can't see out your windows and the power went out so you can't even play at the FG! :wah:

I wish my husband would be here for x-mas.....

Granted, but he catches you in a compromising position with your another woman, one which has a perfectly plausable explaination but he won't listen to you and he goes off to sulk, taking the other woman with him.

wish my Gregers EX would stop bugging us every day :-5 the bunnyboiler

Ritz

Granted ... but her silence is due to her sudden winning of the lottery and your newfound station as a maid in her main home.

I wish the doctor had prescribed me more pain medication!

bel_thatch wrote: Granted ... but her silence is due to her sudden winning of the lottery and your newfound station as a maid in her main home.

I wish the doctor had prescribed me more pain medication!


Granted ~ but his methods are very avant garde and he realises that, in fact, laughter is actually the BEST medicine ~ so he directs you to www. ForumGarden.com where you have lots of laughs, find lots to interest you and find each day passes with you feeling better and happier each day and your pain receding more and more each day! He also instructs you to make at least 2 posts every 8 hours in place of paracetamol, and keep it up until the pain no longer bothers you. He further encourages you to give LC a run for her money in the 'highest number of posts race'! :wah: Happy posting hunny. :-6



I wish I could have Jennifer Annistons figure....

Granted ~ however, just as you obtain her "figure" she catches a rare disease that balloons her body into a size 32 ... you still have the lovely hair and whiney voice though.

I wish that it was Friday afternoon and I could go home ....

Wait it is, so I'm off :p

Granted! You are now off every Friday. Your employer gets mad and you're out of a job. Happy job hunting!

I wish that I lived in a mansion.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! You are now off every Friday. Your employer gets mad and you're out of a job. Happy job hunting!

I wish that I lived in a mansion.


Granted my dear.....now every relative you know has moved in with you, you have no privacy and no man that wants a relationship with you because the mansion is too congested with people telling you what you can and cannot do! :wah:

I wish we'd get a foot of snow.

Granted! Here's your nice snow foot sculpture! Keep it cold so it doesn't melt.

I wish that someone else would pay all of my bills all of the time.

Valerie100 wrote: Granted! Here's your nice snow foot sculpture! Keep it cold so it doesn't melt.

I wish that someone else would pay all of my bills all of the time.


Granted...but you have to work for your new found benefactor night and day...you now have to work so hard that you have no time to run up any more bills!!

I wish greens were bad for me and sweetstuff was good!

Astra wrote:

Granted...but you have to work for your new found benefactor night and day...you now have to work so hard that you have no time to run up any more bills!!

I wish greens were bad for me and sweetstuff was good!


Granted.....only sweets in your diet, no greens at all, you gain 300#'s, lost all your teeth and now you have a major belly ache.

I wish this rain would stop!

Lil~Basco wrote: Granted.....only sweets in your diet, no greens at all, you gain 300#'s, lost all your teeth and now you have a major belly ache.

I wish this rain would stop!


granted cold front blows in rain stops as it is frozen particles pelting down upon you. You can't go outside unless you hold a cardboard box over your head preventing facial lacerations.

I wish the roads here were not so dang slippery so I could go out and get myself a hot meal.

minks wrote: granted cold front blows in rain stops as it is frozen particles pelting down upon you. You can't go outside unless you hold a cardboard box over your head preventing facial lacerations.

I wish the roads here were not so dang slippery so I could go out and get myself a hot meal.


Granted...salt falls from the sky instead of snow..but it corrodes all the cars and you end up being sued for damages!!!

I wish my house would magically tidy itself!!

Granted...but now everything is where "YOU" didn't put it and u have lost your cat...who dies from being in a box for 2 weeks and starts to smell.......hmmmmmmmm (ok that was gross) Sorry!:-2



I wish I had the answers to pre teen menstrual cramps!:wah:

mominiowa wrote: Granted...but now everything is where "YOU" didn't put it and u have lost your cat...who dies from being in a box for 2 weeks and starts to smell.......hmmmmmmmm (ok that was gross) Sorry!:-2



I wish I had the answers to pre teen menstrual cramps!:wah:


Granted you are now six months pregnant and wil soon have other cramps to think about :-3

mominiowa wrote: Granted...but now everything is where "YOU" didn't put it and u have lost your cat...who dies from being in a box for 2 weeks and starts to smell.......hmmmmmmmm (ok that was gross) Sorry!:-2



I wish I had the answers to pre teen menstrual cramps!:wah:


Granted you are now six months pregnant and will soon have other cramps to think about :-3

mominiowa wrote: Granted...but now everything is where "YOU" didn't put it and u have lost your cat...who dies from being in a box for 2 weeks and starts to smell.......hmmmmmmmm (ok that was gross) Sorry!:-2



I wish I had the answers to pre teen menstrual cramps!:wah:


Granted, you now have to deal with all the preteens with menstral cramps and associated attitude for the whole world.

I wish, for a million more wishes.

123cat wrote: I wish, for a million more wishes.
Granted, but you only get to use one a year, therfore taking you a million years to cash them all in!



I wish for happy results on February 17th.

ArnoldLayne wrote: Granted

You however, have to get all us members here drunk on the 18th in celebration


Arnold, you didn't make a wish....soooooooooooooooo.............

I'll make one for you! hehehe :wah:

I wish Arnold would dress up as a sexy playboy bunnygirl and dance on the bar in Bothwells all night, whilst we're celebrating with BR! hehehe :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

ArnoldLayne wrote: I wish All the girls show their appreciation for Arnold prancing on the bar in his ne'er withalls
Arnold, I really need to get you over to the States so you can attend a club party. You'll see more boobs in one night there than you have in any 5 years!!!! (That's assuming you don't frequent boobie bars)

ArnoldLayne wrote: I accept the invite (only got to see one here )
It's an open invitation, buddy. :-6

BabyRider wrote: Arnold, I really need to get you over to the States so you can attend a club party. You'll see more boobs in one night there than you have in any 5 years!!!! (That's assuming you don't frequent boobie bars)


Granted. Arnold gets to attend the club party where all the boobies are on display. Unfortunately he's just had eye surgery and both eyes are tightly bandaged for the duration! :sneaky:

I wish my garden could have a makeover and look like those fab TV gardens!

Rapunzel wrote: Granted. Arnold gets to attend the club party where all the boobies are on display. Unfortunately he's just had eye surgery and both eyes are tightly bandaged for the duration! :sneaky:



I wish my garden could have a makeover and look like those fab TV gardens! :DGRANTED..your garden now looks exactly like Steptoe's yard! :p



I wish for peace in FG.

I'll second that, Abbey.

abbey wrote: GRANTED..your garden now looks exactly like Steptoe's yard!



I wish for peace in FG.


Granted, I just tied up every hostile members

I wish I could have sex right now!

nihilisticmadman wrote: I wish I could have sex right now!
Granted. But it's cyber-sex, and it's with Nomad



I wish I could fast-forward to June 28th.

BabyRider wrote: Granted. But it's cyber-sex, and it's with Nomad



I wish I could fast-forward to June 28th.


"Merde I knew I should have precise with a girl, oh well, sex is sex, but the poor nomad got a sore bum now..."

Granted I have now put your computer clock to June 29th...

I wish I could have real sex with a real woman right now...

"much clearer hopefully..."

nihilisticmadman wrote: "Merde I knew I should have precise with a girl, oh well, sex is sex, but the poor nomad got a sore bum now..."

Granted I have now put your computer clock to June 29th...

I wish I could have real sex with a real woman right now...

"much clearer hopefully..."




granted..........the old lady from next door asked you round to cut her grass and offers you a lemonade you awake to found her sat on top of you



i wish for a bowl of strawberrys and cream

ice maiden wrote: granted..........the old lady from next door asked you round to cut her grass and offers you a lemonade you awake to found her sat on top of you

i wish for a bowl of strawberrys and cream


Granted! Unfortunately it's a bowl with pictures of strawberrys and cream around the outside and sheeps brains in the bowl, which you HAVE to eat to seal a bargain with a local sheik which will earn your company MILLIONS!!!

I wish for World Peace.....

Rapunzel wrote: Granted! Unfortunately it's a bowl with pictures of strawberrys and cream around the outside and sheeps brains in the bowl, which you HAVE to eat to seal a bargain with a local sheik which will earn your company MILLIONS!!!



I wish for World Peace.....


Granted - unfortunately it's because everyone in the world becomes frozen in time.



I wish for an end to world poverty

chocoholic wrote: Granted - unfortunately it's because everyone in the world becomes frozen in time.



I wish for an end to world poverty


Granted every single poor people have been killed and you have been framed to be the person responsible for their deaths...

I wish I could see at the back of my head as well as in fron of me...

BabyRider wrote:

I wish I was more patient.


Granted, you are now dead.

I wish I could be invisible



ps: BabyRider, that was a joke. No way would I say that otherwise. :-4

RedGlitter wrote: Granted, you are now dead.

I wish I could be invisible



ps: BabyRider, that was a joke. No way would I say that otherwise. :-4


Granted, however everything else is invisible too.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I wished to be.

DeLIGHTED to grant your wish, M'Lady....please step over here and smell deeply of the sacred perfumes (:-3 which are ready for you!

Please know that your brother has calified JUNK~ There is no redeeming quality on the paintings whatsoever.I know this is funny...fut I have to go to bed now...I'm luckily noon

How is your othere refigerence

nihilisticmadman wrote: Granted every single poor people have been killed and you have been framed to be the person responsible for their deaths...



I wish I could see at the back of my head as well as in fron of me...


Your wish is granted and you can but because you have turned into a freak you are acquired by scientists and experimented upon:-1



I wish that I could do magic!

Please know that your brother has calified JUNK~ There is no redeeming quality on the paintings whatsoever.I know this is funny...fut I have to go to bed now...I'm luckily noon

How is your othere refigerence---LuLu



HUH???

Sacred perfumes.....



I wish I didn't need glasses to type.

Granted. Now your eyes are really really big and you can see everything for miles and miles.



I wish my MIL wasn't so bullheaded and stubborn.

Grumpaz wrote: Granted. Now your eyes are really really big and you can see everything for miles and miles.



I wish my MIL wasn't so bullheaded and stubborn.


Granted. Instead of bullheaded she now has half a sheep's head and half a female dog's head. She is ugly and she bites, but at least you can tell her......"Get lost....Ewe B*tch!" hehehehehe :wah: :wah:

I wish my new neighbours would move away!

I wish my new neighbours would move away!


Presto they are gone, in their place a 245 story low income high rise complex has been errected, your neighborhood has been over run by screaming little children who's parents don't give a rip about what they get into.

I wish it were not feeling like autumn out here today

minks;367174 wrote:

I wish it were not feeling like autumn out here today


Granted. You're now in the middle of the worst winter in 50 years and the snow drifts are 10 feet high!

(It's good to see this thread again. Hope it stays up and running.) :-6

what's your wish, what's your wish?



Ok, you wished for nothing :wah:



Granted, you get absolutely nothing...



w/ a side of pink eye



I wish my cat would quit sneezing in my face

almostfamous;1230559 wrote: what's your wish, what's your wish?



Ok, you wished for nothing :wah:



Granted, you get absolutely nothing...



w/ a side of pink eye



I wish my cat would quit sneezing in my face




Granted. Here's enough duct tape to cover cat's head.



I wish my drunk uncle would go live with my X.

hoppy;1230582 wrote: Granted. Here's enough duct tape to cover cat's head.



I wish my drunk uncle would go live with my X.


Granted, but they come visit you every night and she babbles on about your sex life.



I wish dinner would fix itself.

almostfamous;1230559 wrote: what's your wish, what's your wish?



Ok, you wished for nothing :wah:



Granted, you get absolutely nothing...



w/ a side of pink eye



I wish my cat would quit sneezing in my face




Granted. Here's enough duct tape to cover cat's head.



I wish my drunk uncle would find his own place..