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jimbo wrote: it normally feels shorter in cold weather:sneaky:


Good one! :wah:

Galbally wrote: Yes us Irish boys are sweet-talking charmers, but its not our fault, if you had to chat up Irish women you'd know why we try so hard, talk about a tough audience.


i have never got to go out with an irish girl the hot temper always put me off :-3



i wonder if suzy is part irish:(

Hamster wrote: Dr G...Can I have your phone no???? :sneaky:

(only when i'm pissed?? :-1 )


Yes, just ring the Irish embassy in London, they will put you through, or if they don't they will certainly try and chat you up themseves, the feicking backstabbers.

jimbo wrote: i have never got to go out with an irish girl the hot temper always put me off :-3



i wonder if suzy is part irish:(


No, all women are like that, but whats true of most women is triply true of Irish ones, man its a world of hurt, gotta love them though.

Hamster wrote: Jimbo you'd always fit in!! :-4




i have just erassed 2 things that i was gonna post to that:sneaky:



oh why thank you:D

Galbally wrote: No, all women are like that, but whats true of most women is triply true of Irish ones, man its a world of hurt, gotta love them though.


too true



you trying to make pinky and hammy jealouse mr g:wah:

jimbo wrote: i have just erassed 2 things that i was gonna post to that:sneaky:



oh why thank you:D


And I'm supposed to be the charmer?, sir, you are a devil with the ladies!

Galbally wrote: And I'm supposed to be the charmer?, sir, you are a devil with the ladies!


shush suzy will rip my tongue off

jimbo wrote: too true



you trying to make pinky and hammy jealouse mr g:wah:


Of course, but I'm serious about Irish women, they could blow your head off at 100 yards, it was a good education anyway, I'll say that much for them.

jimbo wrote: shush suzy will rip my tongue off


No, you are far too respectable and trustworthy, anyway, you thought it, not me! :wah:

Galbally wrote: No, you are far too respectable and trustworthy, anyway, you thought it, not me! :wah:


thought wot :wah:

jimbo wrote: thought wot :wah:


I forgot!

Jimbo, Jimbo the man, Jimbob, my co-workers and I were talking about chowder at work the other day and it occurred to us that no one knew what really made something "chowder." Someone maintained that chowder has to contain cream of some sort, but that doesn't explain Manhattan clam chowder, which is tomato-based. What makes something "chowder," and where did the word come from? P.S. -- What is gumbo, and where did that word come from?

Galbally wrote: I forgot!




eh ?:wah:





what has happened to the furball she passed out yet:wah:

Nomad wrote: Jimbo, Jimbo the man, Jimbob, my co-workers and I were talking about chowder at work the other day and it occurred to us that no one knew what really made something "chowder." Someone maintained that chowder has to contain cream of some sort, but that doesn't explain Manhattan clam chowder, which is tomato-based. What makes something "chowder," and where did the word come from? P.S. -- What is gumbo, and where did that word come from?


i had clam chowda in connecticut not bad





bearded clam chowda is bad on jimbo's gumbo's



the rest my friend i have no idea

Give him a chow chow, Jimbo........................

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jimbo wrote: eh ?:wah:





what has happened to the furball she passed out yet:wah:


I dunno, I think Pinky must have, shes been quiet for ages, its unlike her, maybe they are planning something? Oh no, maybe they are ringing the Irish embassy and are looking for directions to Dublin? Either that or they are watching some romantic DVD with Matt Damon in it or something.



Then again, probably not, just passed out I'd say. :rolleyes:

Galbally wrote: I dunno, I think Pinky must have, shes been quiet for ages, its unlike her, maybe they are planning something? Oh no, maybe they are ringing the Irish embassy and are looking for directions to Dublin? Either that or they are watching some romantic DVD with Matt Damon in it or something.







Then again, probably not, just passed out I'd say. :rolleyes:






she could be hibenating hamsters do that in winter to be sure;)

Jimberooni, If I were in an English pub and I held up 2 fingers (1st & 2nd fingers) gesturing for 2 pints would that be construed as giving the barkeep the finger ?

Should I use the thumb and 1st finger or what ? Whats going on over there ?

chonsigirl wrote: Give him a chow chow, Jimbo........................




em that one has been lost in translantic translation i think chonsi



how yoooo dowin my fav rabbit ........good to hear from you:)

Nomad wrote: Jimberooni, If I were in an English pub and I held up 2 fingers (1st & 2nd fingers) gesturing for 2 pints would that be construed as giving the barkeep the finger ?

Should I use the thumb and 1st finger or what ? Whats going on over there ?


As long as you face the palm outwards you should be fine nomad, if you held up the thumb and first finger he might think you were questioning his manhood and ask you outside for a duel, swords or pistols of course.

The little doggie is a breed known as a Chow Chow..................

Tell Nomad to come closer and pet him, he loves darling baby animals pictures..................

Nomad wrote: Jimberooni, If I were in an English pub and I held up 2 fingers (1st & 2nd fingers) gesturing for 2 pints would that be construed as giving the barkeep the finger ?

Should I use the thumb and 1st finger or what ? Whats going on over there ?


if the palm of your hand faces barman then no but if palm faces you then yes



i'd hope if you were in an english pub the other beer would be for me buddy:D

God you guys have a lot of beer ordering rules !

chonsigirl wrote: The little doggie is a breed known as a Chow Chow..................



Tell Nomad to come closer and pet him, he loves darling baby animals pictures..................


oh thats what i thought it meant i thought you were being very clever and it went over my head sorry:-3

Jimbo, what is going to be your revenge on poor Miss Suzy, when you didn't log out earlier?

Nomad wrote: God you guys have a lot of beer ordering rules !


not really i buy you one you buy me 2 works for me :wah:

Hamster wrote: Nice avoidance!!!!

Gimme your number now!!!

(or Pinkster'll kick your head in) :-3


My dear woman, I do not respond well to threats as you well know, however I also know its not a good idea to get into an argument with a woman on her third bottle of wine so I shall play for time. First the country code is 00353, thats all for now.

It is impressive that you are still concious, and in fighting form, I like that.

chonsigirl wrote: Jimbo, what is going to be your revenge on poor Miss Suzy, when you didn't log out earlier?




i hate to let you all down but she would not take it as a laugh like i do but what did concern me was how everyone readily believed jimbo was a common transvestite am i really that far off sync to the rest of the forum:wah: :wah: :wah:

Hamster wrote: G..whats weird is that Pinkster and I seem to have more staying power combined!!:-3


not just that you can handel your drink also:wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo how much more should we drink??? :wah:




find my photo on the forum and when i start to look like brad pitt you really have had enough:-3

jimbo wrote: i hate to let you all down but she would not take it as a laugh like i do but what did concern me was how everyone readily believed jimbo was a common transvestite am i really that far off sync to the rest of the forum:wah: :wah: :wah:


Oh I missed that bit, I shall have to go back, you certainly are a dark horse! :wah:

Hamster wrote: G..whats weird is that Pinkster and I seem to have more staying power combined!!:-3


Thats probably because you are holding each other up! :wah:

jimbo wrote: not really i buy you one you buy me 2 works for me :wah:






You obviously dont know me. I walk into a bar I drink a fifth of bourbon then I throw up in the ladies room with my pants around my ankles. Then I wake up in jail.

I dont drink now.

Nomad wrote: You obviously dont know me. I walk into a bar I drink a fifth of bourbon then I throw up in the ladies room with my pants around my ankles. Then I wake up in jail.

I dont drink now.




thats why i do drink , show the ladys my bits with cheap accomadation thrown in

good night guys may your god be with you , its been fun thanks for the good company

jimbo wrote: thats why i do drink , show the ladys my bits with cheap accomadation thrown in




I bet they love that studmuffin :wah:

Nomad wrote: I bet they love that studmuffin :wah:


yup just the cops the ladys were not fazed

Hamster wrote: Jimbo did we drink enough last night??? :wah:




nooooooooooooo:(



hambo this getting like groundhog day



did you do the jims posted photo test





well if i looked fat and bald = did not drink enough





if looked blurrey= just about right



if i looked like brad pit =your doin drugs aswell :wah: :wah:



yup like groundhog day

Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all?

Do you wear underwear?

If yes: When, what, why, where and how.

Hamster wrote: Jimbo can you explain String Theory to me??



I'm having trouble with the book I am reading...




i'm afraid knot :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah: