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One of the hoses is green and seems to have legs, better have another drink:yh_drool

todays life lesson:



Sex Sales

ARgi wrote: todays life lesson:



Sex Sales


I'll take a dozen please:-4

zinkyusa wrote: One of the hoses is green and seems to have legs, better have another drink:yh_drool


you had better not be referring to Crispen. He get's cranky when people think he's an alien phallus from outter space.

zinkyusa wrote: I'll take a dozen please:-4


9, and i won't go any higher.

ARgi wrote: you had better not be referring to Crispen. He get's cranky when people think he's an alien phallus from outter space.


err ah actually i didn't realize he was a he, in fact what the h@#l is he?

zinkyusa wrote: err ah actually i didn't realize he was a he, in fact what the h@#l is he?


he is mine.

ARgi wrote: he is mine.


he's kinda cute does he have a sister brrp, hic..?

Crispin ? ... ..* puts out fire in kitchen.. BBQ any one.?.*

*Sees pinky grabbing hold of a helmet or two..*

Crisis.. what crisis ?

That crisis.... *points to fireman peeing in pool*

The problem....Its a pool table.

Hey all,

Where the hell is the porter to take my luggage.

I wonder if Lord Higginbottom is staying here?

Lord Higginbottom :-2

It's good to see the new hotel seems to be quite the success!

*Observes the young gentleman grab Altereggo's luggage and proceed to run out rather abruptly through the revolving doors, nearly knocking an older couple down as he exits the door and runs down the walk...*

"Blimmin Hooligan!" the old man yells shaking his fist at the porter high tailing it down the street with Eggo's luggage....



Not to be out done the old lady stands upright and displays a gesture to the young man, that, quite frankly was rather embarassing, as little old ladies shouldn't do things like that...



she then quickly removed a shoe and tossed it effortlessly boomerang style hitting the porter fair in the back of the head...



"Granddaughter taught me that..." she winked at Eggo

I walked over and grabbed the porter by the scruff of the neck and lifted him up.

" When I was looking for someone to take my luggage I didn't mean steal it," I said.

"Well, you got me fair and square, Sir", the porter said while staring down at the ground.

"It was that woman with the shoe who got you," I said while he looked up," Gyger?"

"What?"

"What the hell are you doing as a porter in this hotel?"

"Working?" he said.

" You are up to something."

" Since I didn't get your luggage how about a tip?"

well...if gyger tries anything funny you can always just delete him. and that eggo... he's a real trouble maker. i was thinking of writing something intelligent, but inspiration is fickle...so i'll just be a smartass until i can come up with something more literary.

i was thinking of writing something intelligent, but inspiration is fickle...so i'll just be a smartass until i can come up with something more literary.


You left out pretty and smart:D

Pinky wrote: Yeah, where is he? He's a good laugh!


he's busy drawing i suspect...

Hamster wrote: I think ARgi is teaching him a lesson??? :wah:


yesss...i will when i catch him and you won't see a hair of his head until i make him proper.

Pinky wrote: Ah, I see! You alright ARgi? I always like seeing you around!


umm...just finished dealing with a virus. i'm okay except for being tired from staying up late fixing it once and for all.

altereggo wrote: You left out pretty and smart:D


first time i've ever heard that from you. do you like it here?

Hamster wrote: Well then..Can I reserve a room through you please? Are you still staff here or have you got sacked yet?? :wah:

I have some urgent business to discuss with OM :sneaky:


of course you can...i'm gyger's alter eggo.



OM? ...

Pinky wrote: I'll apologise now for any screams coming from my room last night...a certain someone got a bit carried away with a hairbrush, lol! I've got a shiner on my butt to prove it...


post pics :sneaky:

Pinky wrote: Glad you got it sorted!


glad to be posting after you again. :-4

What kind of place is this I heard squealing and thwaking sounds from the next room?

and i wasn't invited over

Hamster wrote: Hey Z! Ya made it!!

I reserved a room for me and OM but I had to change it..there were screaming noises and rattling chain sounds all night from next door! It was awful..I had to put a glass next to the wall and everything!


yes i heard it to..:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Really?? Were you in my room then?? :wah:


i was under the bed, must have passed out ther

Hamster wrote: Open Mind...Lets just say I discovered he is not as sweet and innocent as he makes out...:sneaky:




oh him ...he requested a room on the roof...said he wanted to try something he saw in the matrix.