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By MrsK...................

*my kids did my housework big time yesterday, what a miracle!*

chonsigirl wrote: By MrsK...................

*my kids did my housework big time yesterday, what a miracle!*
How wonderful and such a nice break for you! :-6

It was very nice, the house looks so good!:)

chonsigirl wrote: It was very nice, the house looks so good!:)
What motivated them to do this....or do they always do this?

I am refinancing my house, and the appraiser had to come while I was at school. The kids cleaned it all up, and did a very good job at it! They knew I could not come home, we are doing state testing this week, can't call out for anything.

chonsigirl wrote: I am refinancing my house, and the appraiser had to come while I was at school. The kids cleaned it all up, and did a very good job at it! They knew I could not come home, we are doing state testing this week, can't call out for anything.
Awww...how nice to help mom out when needed. :-4 Sometimes, it's difficult to get kids to pitch in....that's really lovely.

Male menopause....why isn't that discussed?:-3

Fashion Designer Oleg Cassini Dead At 92



POSTED: 11:35 pm EST March 17, 2006

NEW YORK -- Fashion designer Oleg Cassini, who designed the dresses that helped make Jacqueline Kennedy the most glamorous first lady in history, died Friday on Long Island, a representative for his company reported. Cassini was 92.

The cause of death was not immediately known.

Lil~Basco wrote: Male menopause....why isn't that discussed?:-3i don't think the medical establishment recognizes it as an actual syndrome...but the symptoms are red convertibles, viagra and 22-year-old trophy wives. :wah:

So who first thought it would be a great idea to dye beer green for St. Patrick's Day, anyway? :yh_shamrk :yh_sick

lady cop wrote: i don't think the medical establishment recognizes it as an actual syndrome...but the symptoms are red convertibles, viagra and 22-year-old trophy wives. :wah:
:yh_rotfl

I love the way you think! :wah:

Lil~Basco wrote: :yh_rotfl



I love the way you think! :wah:you like warped and cynical eh? ((thanks)):) i live in florida, land of the elderly lothario...they wear knee-high black socks with sandals, lime-green shorts and white belts. they populate golf courses and the local geezer dances where they dip the little old ladies until someone's dentures land on the floor, or their hip replacement suffers fracture fatigue . they think they are HOT. more power to them:rolleyes: .

:-6

randall here,

This may be a question only for British Forum Readers or maybe not?

Every month my wife take some of our old but still usable stuff - a wide range - to a lorry which come and parks in the "FOCUS' CAR PARK"

She calls it the Blythewood Trust or is it BLYTHWOOD TRUST?

Being clever I said that they must have a website but ended up with almost a thousand entries including the burial of a poor lady in BLYTHWOOD? (BLYTHEWOOD?)

If any of you know the name, address and website or e-mail address of the organisation I would be very grateful if you would pass it on.

They have a forty foot trailer on the the tractor and usually it is full up before it leaves the town but once a month is not really often enough for us.

If it visited a local town then we could take a smaller quantity at a time to them there.

God bless.

randall.

:)

Did you say kneeehigh black socks with sandals, LC???? I'm trying not to pass out - my senses are quite overwhelmed. They'd hafta be VERY VERY rich!!!!!



Didn't someone dye the Chicago River green, JAB???

AussiePam wrote: Did you say kneeehigh black socks with sandals, LC???? I'm trying not to pass out - my senses are quite overwhelmed. They'd hafta be VERY VERY rich!!!!!


or very, very old........................ "By cracky, I can dam well wear what I want!"

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Very very very old and very very very rich... sound acceptable to me... pam dabs a little more colour on her cheeks, pouts her lips and flutters her eyelashes..

It's the slippers, isn't it????????

Irresistible!!!!

These are for you then.................

You'll be a matched set! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

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I've been looking for Spring. Thought I might catch it slipping in during the night, but NO -------- it's still cold out there........................

*SoJo silently slips out of her chair and heads back to a warm bed............... *

OMG Sojo!!! You are so thoughtful!! LOVE THE SLIPPERS!!! Sleeep well!!!

And it will be spring soon!:)

Spring is taking the long way around to get here, don'tcha think?! I want warmer temperatures NOW! Have so much to get done outside IF the weather would only cooperate.

Lil~Basco wrote: Spring is taking the long way around to get here, don'tcha think?! I want warmer temperatures NOW! Have so much to get done outside IF the weather would only cooperate.




Set your avatar out on the lawn. That should thaw things out.

Nomad wrote: Set your avatar out on the lawn. That should thaw things out.
That AV isn't that hot. :rolleyes:

I like summers that begin in early May and end in late August (until it's late August).

The term "real world" can be incredibly annoying, especially coming from people who think they live in it and I don't

Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unappealing, must be food.

If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

*Basco is doin' the happy dance*

FINALLY got to try the food at our new chinese restaurant in town! *burp* Fantastic!!!

Lil~Basco wrote: *Basco is doin' the happy dance*

FINALLY got to try the food at our new chinese restaurant in town! *burp* Fantastic!!!


You're lucky - tried the new place that just opened up a 2 minute walk from here and threw 80% of it away ! *burp* Disgusting!!!

Uncle Kram wrote: You're lucky - tried the new place that just opened up a 2 minute walk from here and threw 80% of it away ! *burp* Disgusting!!!
Sorry to hear that Unc!

Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it is time to get up.

Ive decided Im going to become a big Hollywood movie producer. How you ask ? I have ideas....fresh ones. After I get a house next to "Clint" you guys can come over and swim in the pool.









But only for a little while, Ill probably have movie stars dropping by and I dont want to freak them out with Forum Gardeners.







Nothing personal its Hollywood biz.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

Wolverine wrote: People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.






Ill probably produce a big budget movie about this.

Lil~Basco wrote: Sorry to hear that Unc!


Not having much luck on the Chinese front. Another place I used to go to, where the food was really nice, has just been closed down after they found some Alsatians in the fridge.

Even worse than that .

Another Indian place we used to go to was temporarily closed down. Me and my mate thought their Chicken Bhuna currys were the best ever. Then we heard about some guy being dissatisfied with his meal. Apparently he worked for Environmental Health and took the meal he left to work for analysis. They detected 7 different types of human semen. Now you are probably thinking , as we did that this is an urban myth, but eventually the whole story made the front page of the local paper. After that, we started asking ( at a different place) for Chicken Choker currys without the "secret ingredient"

Nomad wrote: Ill probably produce a big budget movie about this.
i would go see that.

you should use BR and Bullet as consultants on the big brawls and what not.

Uncle Kram wrote: Not having much luck on the Chinese front. Another place I used to go to, where the food was really nice, has just been closed down after they found some Alsatians in the fridge.

Even worse than that .

Another Indian place we used to go to was temporarily closed down. Me and my mate thought their Chicken Bhuna currys were the best ever. Then we heard about some guy being dissatisfied with his meal. Apparently he worked for Environmental Health and took the meal he left to work for analysis. They detected 7 different types of human semen. Now you are probably thinking , as we did that this is an urban myth, but eventually the whole story made the front page of the local paper. After that, we started asking ( at a different place) for Chicken Choker currys without the "secret ingredient"
:yh_sick eeewwwwww!

I'm glad I live in the boonies, we don't have many choices to pick from to dine out! *no wonder I love cooking....it's safer!*

One person Ill never invite over to my Hollywood mansion is Mr. T. I never liked that guy.





Or Donny Osmond he kinda creeps me out.

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.

Nomad wrote:

Or Donny Osmond he kinda creeps me out.
no kidding. he's happy all the freaking time. i think he is the living incarnate of the Joker.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the f**k did the ceiling go?!"

Wolverine wrote: no kidding. he's happy all the freaking time. i think he is the living incarnate of the Joker.




Deep down I bet hes sad.

Like a really really sad clown who has to smile but hes not feeling it.

Now I just feel sorry for him, I guess he can come if he brings Marie but without her teeth.

Wolverine wrote: i would go see that.

you should use BR and Bullet as consultants on the big brawls and what not.


Maybe but I thought there should be a part for a rabid wolverine. Something you can really sink your fangs into. Like a wolverine would.

SnoozeControl wrote:


My Gawd!! That is uncanny!! The man in your picture. He looks so much like my departed Cousin. His story was amazing. He lived in a little town in Kansas and couold hadly stand to work for someone else. He leeft Kansas without a pot to pi$$ in. Him and his wife and two kids. He went to California to seek his fortune. Indeed he did find it. But he had to walk to his job. Actually two jobs. One was shoveling sand for Dow Corning. finally got into machine work and built guns then bought his own machines and made missile parts. For Uncle Sam. He got fairly rich doing that and then He designed his own guns and sold them until he died. You might have heard of Raven 25 cal. That was him. He was a multimillionaire soon but still same great guy as he always was.