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Wolverine wrote: what happened to Cap'n Buzzard?



anybody heard from the resident hottie, Actionfigurestepho?Her blog's linked in her profile. She's keeping it up to date and seems to be fine.



I wish she'd drop in once in awhile, though.

Uncle Kram wrote:
:yh_questn :yh_rotfl

Anyone who is in sales please forgive me.....

But I really dislike cold call sales I feel sorry for you people who have to do them and you get the likes of me on the other end..... No you can not speak to the president, you can not talk to the person who makes the decisions on whatever glorious product you are trying to flog, and if you really want to try back at a better time then go ahead you will only start this process all over again cause your going to just get me on the phone the next time......again!!

flopstock wrote: So where's chiptbeef? Disappeared the same time as moverguy didn't he?
Mover was banned, I don't think Chipt has been banned...has he? Just MIA, as far as I know.

Maybe they were one and the same, you never know in cyberspace.................

I've got pokey holes in my legs now, cuz my cat thinks I'm a tree!:-2

i'm seeing a high speed chase in CA on FOX where some dumb female stole a police vehicle! :driving: i can't wait to watch when they get her, what is wrong with these people??? they CAN"T get away. ------problem is there's a shotgun in that vehicle.

lady cop wrote: i'm seeing a high speed chase in CA on FOX where some dumb female stole a police vehicle! :driving: i can't wait to watch when they get her, what is wrong with these people??? they CAN"T get away. ------problem is there's a shotgun in that vehicle. Suicide by cop maybe?

Raven wrote: Suicide by cop maybe?don't know yet, it's still ongoing. she is driving erratically and at too high a speed in residential area. she is also yelling into the radio and making not much sense. the chase vehicles have backed off and helicopters are following. one tire just blew out. ...she's riding on a rim and it's smoking.

Sounds like the more they back off the more erratic she will get. Betcha a dollar to a doughnut! Suicide by cop!

She's wanting to find her kids, and asking to speak to her mom and boyfriend.

they know who she is. the sheriff's office (LA) says she has lengthy arrest record for narcotics. and don't say doughnut. :p LOL

lady cop wrote: i'm seeing a high speed chase in CA on FOX where some dumb female stole a police vehicle! :driving: i can't wait to watch when they get her, what is wrong with these people??? they CAN"T get away. ------problem is there's a shotgun in that vehicle.
If she's so stupid as to steal a cop car, she's probably not smart enough to figure out how to use the shotgun. I hope. Idiot. :-5

Yep! They always ask to speak to their mum! Bad thing is, it's a woman. She will not stop till they kill her. Her mental state is in the darkest place where anyone can go.

they've got her cuffed and stuffed. nobody hurt. she's only 25 years old.

Then it's a job well done!!

Raven wrote: Then it's a job well done!!i agree...high speed chases are very dangerous to the public, and most American police agencies refrain for that reason. she's looking at a lot of jail time.

At least she is alive. Even with alot of jail time, she is still only 25. Maybe some time in the clink is what she needs to detox a bit and get some maturity about her.

lady cop wrote: i agree...high speed chases are very dangerous to the public, and most American police agencies refrain for that reason. she's looking at a lot of jail time.
I had a friend who lost his wife and daughter in a collision with a police car who was giving escort to an ambulance or something. Small town of Wheatland a few miles from Oklahoma City and someone needed to come to the city here. I suppose they would use medivac now.

SnoozeControl wrote: The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.

He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.

She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t."
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A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.


One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

abbey wrote:

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have intercourse without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."





:yh_rotfl

It's Friday and it's party time!! Yeeeyyy

Oh yummy, Girl Scout cookies!

flopstock wrote: It's not just friday... it's girl scout cookie friday!!!



brought mine into me five minutes ago..almost down an entire sleeve of thin mints already....



:D


ooooo I love the mint ones, as for the vanilla and choco combo pack I only eat the vanilla ones so no longer buy them Oh wait you guys have different cookies than us ahahaha duh!

Im officially a geek. I just upgraded and installed memory in my pc. Took me 5 days to get up the nerve to open the case and 5 seconds to do it, but Im a geek !:-6

We still luv ya Nomad! :-4

flopstock wrote: It's not just friday... it's girl scout cookie friday!!!



brought mine into me five minutes ago..almost down an entire sleeve of thin mints already....



:D


Working on the shortbread here.

Would anyone care to smell my fingers ?

Nomad wrote: Would anyone care to smell my fingers ?
where have those fingers been?

Alfred wrote: where have those fingers been?


Butter might have been involved.

Thats all I can commit to right now.

Oh, well that helped me decide not to have my midnight snack..................:wah:

chonsigirl wrote: Oh, well that helped me decide not to have my midnight snack..................:wah:
or did it? :sneaky:

Hi Chonsi, Alfred, Basco, mrsk, nomad - think I'll pass on smelling Nomad's hands too - grin - pam rolls her eyes - Make that $$$$$$$$ and I'll join you Mrsk !!! Or, if you like, I'll become your agent and for $$$$$$$ I'll ensure you earn $$$$$$$$ - how's that sound? I'll even throw in a chauffeured limo with champagne and spa.

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I gotta change that av. I look:

1 asleep

2 drink-spiked the heck out of it

2 in a trance from which I will intone the future

3 post coital



At least one of which isn't true.

Why is it that I went through the entirety of my teenage years with a grand total of 3 zits, and now that I'm 35, get them ALL the time??? WTF is up with that???? :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5

BabyRider wrote: Why is it that I went through the entirety of my teenage years with a grand total of 3 zits, and now that I'm 35, get them ALL the time??? WTF is up with that???? :-5 :-5 :-5 :-5
lucky you, wow only 3.

how i envy you.

It's Saturday!:-6