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I like monkeys

1humanbeing wrote: I like monkeys
i like human's signature.

Monkeys throw poo.

Wolverine wrote: i like human's signature.

Monkeys throw poo.




:eek: Maybe I'm not a monkey then!!!

Betty Boop wrote: Maybe I'm not a monkey then!!!
naw. yous a "cheeky" monkey

hehehehe

i bruised my tailbone Friday.

went "Sock Skating" an my hardwood floors.

hey Flops! kiss it make it better.:sneaky: :sneaky:

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!

flopstock wrote: I don't know sweetie, ma said never kiss anything if you don't know where its been... :yh_tong2

Do you know that they packaged the sock skating idea and sold it to us stupid women trying to tone up a couple of years ago? piece of plastic and a couple of slip on booties for the bargain price of 99.99..:rolleyes:

You coulda been rich!
I was trying to do my best impersonation of Tom Cruise from

"Risky Business"

I had Bob Seger playing and everything. Unfortunately, I was unable to find a suitable Rebecca D'Mornay for the uhm... er... hehehe... well... you know.

Far Rider wrote: Another glimps in to the mind of a mad woman! hahaha I can't say as I didn't notice how it sounded! And for it to be a religious discussion as well!


hehehe far your dog is your best supporter ahahaha

Floppy your hilariously wild.

flopstock wrote: It just wanted to thank all of you for calling me floppy and not stocky...:p


We do try to be kind "floppy girl" hehehe good thing you ain't male with that name ahahahahahaha

minks wrote: We do try to be kind "floppy girl" hehehe good thing you ain't male with that name ahahahahahaha




now I may pee!!!!! OMG:yh_rotfl

Betty Boop wrote: now I may pee!!!!! OMG:yh_rotfl


Stop stop your killing me I am at work ahahahahahahahahah

Why does Walmart make you buy 10 items instead of the one item that you went there for? It screws me all the time! It's like you walk by something and you are just like oh yeah I need this too! and so the story goes after you spend the 25 dollars that you were not meaning to spend for Shampoo:rolleyes: !

I read somewhere that a severe craving for a certain type of food can indicate a lack of whatever nutrient that food provides. I crave chocolate just about 24 hours a day. I'm rushing off to the store immediately to prevent a sudden attack of malnutrition.



Hey Golf_Her72, Welcome to FG!!! :yh_peace

flopstock wrote: That's not all it can indicate BR.....anything else you'd care to share? Been feeling unexpectedly bloated lately? Tired...?
Flop, BITE YOUR TONGUE, WOMAN!!!! :yh_bigsmi

Actually, that's not even a possibility. Bullet's been "fixed."

We decided not to have more kids. After all, when you do it right the first time, what's the sense in messing with perfection?

(Just a subtle little plug for my son, whom I adore.)

flopstock wrote: 'Is it hard to Come....' is listed in the side bar?

Don't know why i snicker like a 12 year old, but I wish they'd rename it before i lose what little respect i have left for myself!:yh_laugh
i am so glad you brought that up. I was starting to think that I was the pnly one with my mind in the gutter.

BabyRider wrote: I read somewhere that a severe craving for a certain type of food can indicate a lack of whatever nutrient that food provides. I crave chocolate just about 24 hours a day. I'm rushing off to the store immediately to prevent a sudden attack of malnutrition.



Hey Golf_Her72, Welcome to FG!!! :yh_peace


get "crunch crunch" out of "munch munch" town "smack smack" yummmy as I sit here and eat a bag of cheetos OMG what is it I crave I know synthetic cheese thas it ahahahahaha

I have heard that too BR.

flopstock wrote: the 2 of us are either really sick or no one else has the guts to fess up!;)
we already knew I need professional help, but, uhm, what your excuse??

I hate it when I go into a public restroom and they have the hand towels jam packed.

So your pulling and you either get a little corner or 27 towels at once.

That really burns me up ! :-5 :wah:

flopstock wrote: the 2 of us are either really sick or no one else has the guts to fess up!;)
Flop, it's a rare day when my mind is anywhere BUT the gutter! I'm not embarassed to admit it!!:sneaky:

Wheres that say something nice about the poster above you thread when you need it ?

Babyriders mind is in the gutter.............its one of my favorite things about her ! :wah:

I am a little cranky, so go with me ok, I bought my usual haircolor, that looks exactly like my natural, I use a wash out , THANK GOD, anyway I have med reddish brown hair, I put my haircolor on, and yep dark, burgandy purpleish, red, what ever the color they are all mixed in there, Oh , did I mention, Im not likin this color, yeah, just so you know, you CAN wash your hair 28 times like the box says , and no the color still is not out.

-just had to vent

Oh Praise Be! I found a beer in the very back of my fridge, what a day, what a day.

Minks,

Hey, I dont drink but right about now, I think I need that beer you found alittle more than you do.Ha. Ha.

-signed hoping my hair girl, can strip out this color

jasmund wrote: Minks,

Hey, I dont drink but right about now, I think I need that beer you found alittle more than you do.Ha. Ha.

-signed hoping my hair girl, can strip out this color


Oh oh pull up a chair Jas and I will share my last beer with ya

[I just learned to day some of the words to arrowsmiths song Dream On, I did not know they said, "everybody has their dues to pay"

I never really knew what they sang until today when I head it on the radio hmmm deaf in one ear, can't hear out the other

My wife and I payed a small fortune for a big cushy pillow top bed. My wife gets half and the cat gets the other half. What the hell ????

"Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?"

Nomad wrote: "Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?":-3

Maybe you should lay off the coffee for a while!

flopstock wrote: And more importantly ...how does your wife feel about guys asking you about love?


:yh_rotfl LMAO! You crack me up. Good question. Do you have a good answer nomad?:wah:

flopstock wrote: minks??

Are you one of those people we all laugh at because you insist on singing along to songs, but never know the words so you slur and mumble alot?:wah:




:-3 Ohhh busted yes that is me, I have learned a lot of words to songs thanks to my youngest's interest in old music and that one is a wiz with music lyrics.

Yes I am pathetic, I thought that line was "everbody's got a loosing life to play" ahahahaha

Far Rider wrote: I'm terrible when it comes to lyrics.... thats why I listen to slow songs cause I gotta follow real slow to get em.

I'm hoping someone posts a good link to lyrics....hint!


easy let me go find ya one

http://www.lyrics.com/