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Hope6;911276 wrote: we don't scare you a bit, do we darlin? :wah::wah::wah:


Should I be scared?...

K.Snyder;911281 wrote: Should I be scared?...


:wah::wah: noooooooo of couse not we're a couple of little angels! :sneaky: :wah:

Hope6;911283 wrote: :wah::wah: noooooooo of couse not we're a couple of little angels! :sneaky: :wah:


I know you are...:yh_wink...

RIGHT IM HERE:sneaky:GONNA READ BACK.....SO BE SCARED.....BE VERY SCARED:sneaky:

K.Snyder;911286 wrote: I know you are...:yh_wink...


:yh_angel:yh_angel



hey somethings different! i know, you've gone green!

Congratulations! :guitarist

Carolly;911297 wrote: RIGHT IM HERE:sneaky:GONNA READ BACK.....SO BE SCARED.....BE VERY SCARED:sneaky:


we've been good Sis!...................most of the time!

Hope6;911313 wrote: we've been good Sis!...................most of the time!
Me and Kev are doing some business at the momentbut I WILL BE BACK!!!!:sneaky:

Hope6;910647 wrote: we're here in this house

being watched every hour

now Kay wants us naked

and all in the shower

while Carol is gone

the housemates will play

but when she returns

what a price we will pay

but while she's gone

i have no doubt

we'd have lots of fun

if there were some toy boys about!

:sneaky: :wah::wah::sneaky::sneaky::mad:

G#Gill;910664 wrote: Just before I get evicted, here is my contribution to the 'task' - a poem (rhyme) about the FG BB, then I must be gone........................take care all of you !......... and have fun !!!! XXX

Well the klaxon sounded so harsh and so piercing

That the housemates leapt high and fell off the ceiling

They all ran around in pj's ..... like dervishes

And Kaz and Ducky went off to do dishes

They'd all been left in the sink from last evening

Jimbo and KS should have done all the cleaning!

Instead of their jobs they had played in the garden

And KS saw Hope in the pool ........... he got a hard on!

After their breakfast (Kay scrambled some eggs)

They all played 'chase' and Carol shaved her legs !

A deep animated discussion was well under way

As Nomad and Dubsy and Red had their say.

Abbey and Pam made coffees all round

While Gill, Kay, Kaz and Helen sneaked away with no sound,

To the smoking area with scotch in a flask

To plan their campaign to win the next 'task'

Back in the bedroom and mischief afoot,

Chezzie, Immy and Fuzzy, were up to no good.

Swapping the clothes from one drawer to another -

The sort of games played in the house of Big Brother !

Into the diary room went Ally and Wendy,

Complaining that Jimbo's apron's too skimpy.

They asked for a party with champers today.

A soft spoken voice said ' No chance --- go away ! '

A sudden eruption disturbed the quietness

There was Jimbo, young Chris, JJ and KS

Shouting 'ME FIRST !' as there appeared in their quarters

Mrs Palmer arrived along with five daughters !!!!



[ 21 housemates mentioned ! ]





Very Impressed:D;)

Hope6;911206 wrote: but i don't know how to swin Sis! :(SWIN????Oh boy youve been drinking aint yer:-5:-5:sneaky:

From what I can see....Kays been tarting.....also seems shes been leading Hope astray.....as a punishment..............no fink I will let her sweat:rolleyes:;)

Did I pass the poetry thingy?

qsducks;911427 wrote: Did I pass the poetry thingy?Of course.......words fail me:rolleyes:;)

So I guess I'm a poet and don't even know it?:wah:

qsducks;911434 wrote: So I guess I'm a poet and don't even know it?:wah:
Kevs just put me new songs on this link bless him:D

A genius!:)

qsducks;911439 wrote: A genius!:)You better believe it;)

Carolly;911394 wrote: From what I can see....Kays been tarting.....also seems shes been leading Hope astray.....as a punishment..............no fink I will let her sweat:rolleyes:;)


I am so scared :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

kayleneaussie;911464 wrote: I am so scared :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Ohhhhhhh you wanna be girl:-5:-5:sneaky:

:p:p:p:guitarist

Let me know if you have any problems with the site...

I mean all in general...

K.Snyder;911474 wrote: Let me know if you have any problems with the site...

I mean all in general...


I c ant get no sound:-5

kayleneaussie;911478 wrote: I c ant get no sound:-5
Well everyone else can.....bet you bleedin made it quiet:-5:sneaky:

K.Snyder;911474 wrote: Let me know if you have any problems with the site...

I mean all in general...Fanks for that Kev;):)

Carolly;911484 wrote: Well everyone else can.....bet you bleedin made it quiet:-5:sneaky:


:sneaky::sneaky:

kayleneaussie;911488 wrote: :sneaky::sneaky:


Fixed it with no help

kayleneaussie;911478 wrote: I c ant get no sound:-5


If I find many cannot get sound it may have something to do with the bandwidth and then I'll just divert the links on the second page to a file sharing website so as to minimize bandwidth...

Did ya have to put those UGLY DOLLS on the site :-5:-5:-5

kayleneaussie;911493 wrote: Did ya have to put those UGLY DOLLS on the site :-5:-5:-5


Yes...

Carolly LOVES dolls!!!...

:yh_bigsmi...

K.Snyder;911491 wrote: If I find many cannot get sound it may have something to do with the bandwidth and then I'll just divert the links on the second page to a file sharing website so as to minimize bandwidth...Kev its fine as it is babe.....take no notice of the bleedin drama queen.....ye know we only let her out certain times:rolleyes::sneaky:

kayleneaussie;911493 wrote: Did ya have to put those UGLY DOLLS on the site :-5:-5:-5Better then looking at that weird face on your posts:rolleyes::sneaky:

kayleneaussie;911490 wrote: Fixed it with no help :DWOW IMPRESSED......what you do.....turn the sound on:rolleyes:

Im off to bed.....I will deal with the Mad Oz Bird tomorrow:rolleyes::mad::sneaky::driving:

Carolly;911502 wrote: Im off to bed.....I will deal with the Mad Oz Bird tomorrow:rolleyes::mad::sneaky::driving:


Goodnight...

Carolly;911502 wrote: Im off to bed.....I will deal with the Mad Oz Bird tomorrow:rolleyes::mad::sneaky::driving:


See ya later alligator

Carolly;911354 wrote: :sneaky::sneaky::mad:


:wah::wah: :sneaky:

Carolly;911374 wrote: SWIN????Oh boy youve been drinking aint yer:-5::sneaky:


:wah::wah::wah: who me? (hiccup) noooooooooo not me..........:sneaky:

Carolly;911499 wrote: Better then looking at that weird face on your posts:rolleyes::sneaky:


shut it Pommie bird:p:p

Carolly;911500 wrote: WOW IMPRESSED......what you do.....turn the sound on:rolleyes:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kaz is back today fank gawdshe will put some of these in line.....ere just thought....ANOTHER JOURNAL ENTRY:DYEEEEEEEEEEEEE.....:guitarist:guitarist:-6

kayleneaussie;911548 wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :mad:Not often you say No is it dear:rolleyes::p

FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL THE HOUSEMATES

Please note that a verdict about whose poem was crap will be now decided on Friday to give our Kaz time to fink about one and anybody else:p

Also to inform you that the next task will be playing a game in the Arcade....to be disclosed at a later date.....a torny will be put up for it and the one who comes last will be out:sneaky:

Carolly;911613 wrote: Not often you say No is it dear:rolleyes::p


:p:p:p

Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.

Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.

Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.

Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.

Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.

Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.

Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.



I am just great

cos i am your mate

and i always tell you what i ate;):D

Look over there

It's Kaz in her bright orange hair

kazalala;911743 wrote: Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.

Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.

Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.

Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.

Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.

Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.

Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.



I am just great

cos i am your mate

and i always tell you what i ate;):Djust showed this to carol kaz and she told me to tell you she is so impressed and not to give up the day job dear.her words not mind kaz!

hoxtonchris;911837 wrote: just showed this to carol kaz and she told me to tell you she is so impressed and not to give up the day job dear.her words not mind kaz!


well i havent got a day job,, so now what do i do:-3:wah:

kazalala;911743 wrote: Carol is a barrel......................of laughs i mean, wouldnt want her to think she's owt but lean, and of course we never tell her that her dolls, look just like a bunch of trolls.

Gilly is silly, a silly little filly, cant think of owt else to rhyme cept willy... nilly i meant you dirty buggers.

Kay is gay...no not in that way...... a bit like a wench rolling in the hay.

Is Helen in here? i cant see her oh dear? i hope she arrives sooner than later, and i hope she brings her potatoe peeler.

Chezzie, chezzie,, what ryhymes with Chezzie,, i know! as a mate she is a Bezzie, only me an her will understand this as we are a secret twinnie sis.

Hope, is a lovely southern gal, she learning new words from all her new pals, what a shock she will get when she has a rest and finds out we will be setting her a test.

Ducky,is lucky, she passed the poem test, she has a big start stuck on her ducky vest.



I am just great

cos i am your mate

and i always tell you what i ate;):D


awwwww Kaz! that's great!

very nice work! i am a little concerned about the test reference you made though! :wah::wah:

Hope6;912004 wrote: awwwww Kaz! that's great!

very nice work! i am a little concerned about the test reference you made though! :wah
:-3:wah::wah::wah::p

Carolly;912030 wrote: :-3


and what do you mean by that:sneaky::-5:p:p

* Kaz storms off in another huff and confides in hope that carol hates her and is trying to make her leave,,,, then later stuffs all the eels down the drain:sneaky:*