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sorry, this is doin my head in. i can get the piccies up, go back here to post, go back to get me piccie then lose this site. come back to this site, me piccies have gone and i get booted off the net.:-5

i cant cope,

my head hurts,

going to lye down in a darkened room,

me medication hasnt kicked in yet,

gonna start counting the patterns on the wall paper,

i may be some time !!:D

Helen;610090 wrote: sorry, this is doin my head in. i can get the piccies up, go back here to post, go back to get me piccie then lose this site. come back to this site, me piccies have gone and i get booted off the net.:-5

i cant cope,

my head hurts,

going to lye down in a darkened room,

me medication hasnt kicked in yet,

gonna start counting the patterns on the wall paper,

i may be some time !!:D FLIPPING ECK ......talk about Drama Queen:wah:

its meeeeeeee:D lol Been through to my aunts and done her tidying up etc. Of course then she wanted to go to the shops, and then she wanted to go in the bar :wah: We finally got to come hme tho. lol.

Hope you are all having a good day. :yh_hugs Kaz.

Forgot to say, lol. While i was at my aunts i couldnt stop thinking of you Carol:wah: tell you why, she dont have any real dogs anymore cos she cant handle them, but has mountains of toy cuddly dogs, and loads of dog ornaments as well, it just made me thinnk of you with your dogs, and those scary dolls:wah:

Well been a bit quiet in here today:-3 Anyway my sis in law has just phoned to say we are going to see a fortune teller tonight!! oo im scared and excited lol.



Wish me luck!!!

kazalala;610198 wrote: Well been a bit quiet in here today:-3 Anyway my sis in law has just phoned to say we are going to see a fortune teller tonight!! oo im scared and excited lol.



Wish me luck!!!Kazee this is weird......you know at times on MSN we say the same things.....welllll Im also going to something like that tonight....his appearing on stage not to far away from me and his surposed to be very good......now that is spooky Mrs!!!!

Joannee;610092 wrote: All I do Helen if it is any help is when I have written my message, I scroll down the page a little way to where it says manage attachments,click on there and you will find a list of columns where you can browse, I usually click the top one and it brings up my photos or gifs whatever ,click on the one you want to post and then it will say upload and it should appear on the same page as you have written your message, I always check the preview window and if everything is o.k I then click submit.

I hope this will work for you too.

Joan xx:)


thanks for that joan, here goes:-3

sorry that didnt work either !!:-5

Well for once.....Im lost for words. Tonight I saw something so amazing.....Im speechless.I went with Chris to a "show" that had a psychic........quite a well known one round here. There were well over 200 people there.Anyway all of a sudden he said.....i have a fella here and he singing a really weird song.....a song that the comedian....Terry Scott used to sing about 30 years ago that most people would not even have heard of including me. I heard Chris say....Oh My God. He put his arm up and it was his brother that had come through. The psychic knew his name....there were 3 of them...how he died which was very tragic....where he lived....the women in his life....his drink problem......the tatoos....even things he used to say to Chris and so much more........now that brother has been dead for some years now so no vibes were being sent out, infact Chris wanted a message yes......but from somebody else he has lost.My goodness that guy was good....as Ive been told he was. And tell you something else.......no way can that have any other explanation except...........there is so much we don't know about or even understand but if I add that to certain things that has happened to me in my life......some so spiritual that even now years later I still cant believe......I KNOW life has no ending.Night everyonexxxx

SPOOKY Possum. :yh_pray :yh_angel :yh_alien

Yes it was something else........Im still amazed thinking about it.........Goodness he was good.

Hope you all are ok XXX;)

HI all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Well glad you had a good time Carol.. some things are just amazing are'nt they!! I bet Chris is well freaked out still:-2 It wasnt a show i was going to but a personal sitting, she read the tarot cards, but as you know i also know a bit about tarot cards , and some other things she said cant have come from them. I thought she was quite good, she told me a few things i was gonna ask about before i asked lol, and one time said something i have been saying for weeks, the actual words i have been saying!!! It was fun, and i enjoyed the evening as well.

Its my sons birthday today, hes just gone out so no doubt i will see him on Sunday then ! lol. We are going to my great nephews christening on Sunday, not been to something like that for ages, so im looking forward to it.

Hope you are all well, my friends, take care :yh_hugs Kaz.

Lets have a giggle

A father put his 4-year-old Peanut to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying:

"God bwess Momma, God bwess Dadda, God bwess Grandma and good-bye Grandpa."

The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

The little girl said, "I don't know dadda, it just seemed wike the thing to

do."

The next day grandpa died. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few nights later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her

prayers which went like this:

"God bwess Momma, God Bwess Dadda and good-bye Grandma."

The next day the grandmother died. Oh my gosh, thought the father, this kid

is in contact with the other side.

Several nights later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:

"God bwess Momma and good-bye Dadda."

He practically went into shock.

He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to work.

He was nervous as a cat all day, ... watching the clock.

He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

He felt safe at the station, so instead of going home at the end of his

shift he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at

every sound.

Finally midnight arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said "I've never known you to have such a long

shift, what's the matter?"

He said "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my

life."

She said, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened

to me.

This morning the milkman dropped dead on our porch." :wah: :wah: :wah:

All About Eve

Adam were all alone and looked so sad

That God, without thinking, had asked, "What's up, lad?"

He knew it were a mistake the moment he'd said it.

As Adam spoke up, God started to dread it.

He began by complaining that he had nowt to do

'Cos he'd named all the animals God had put in his zoo.

"It's not a zoo," said God, "It's the Garden of Eden."

"Whatever," said Adam, "just don't expect me to feed 'em."

'Perhaps free will was a bad idea,' thought God.

"They're all here," said Adam, "Aardvark, baboon and cod,

Dormice, eels and fleas, which I wouldn't recommend as pets."

And on and on Adam went, through several alphabets.

Not for the first time, God felt his head nodding

And woke up with a start, still to hear Adam,

"Those legs on a centipede took ages to count,

And as for the millipede, I just guessed at the amount.

Couldn't you have given some legs to the snake?

I think he'll be trouble, and no mistake.

But you've only made animals and none of them speak,

Yet they've each got a mate. You know, you've got quite a cheek!"

"All right, all right," cried God, "enough, my life!

To keep you quiet, I'll make you a wife.

Yes, a wife, a woman, the peak of my creation,

For Adam, an Eve, the perfect equation."

"I wouldn't bet on that," said Adam, who was starting to wonder

About the purpose of earwigs. Had God made a blunder?

"Pay attention," said God, "Looking at you, I know I can do better,

So shut up and listen, or you'll never get her.

She'll clean for you, make your clothes, and cook and bake,

She'll agree with every decision you'll make.

She'll be intelligent, gracious, sensitive and caring,

And never complain about periods and the pain of childbearing.

She'll never have a headache and meet all your desires and needs

She'll not nag, and admit she was wrong when you've disagreed.

Her beauty will rival the heavens and earth."

"Wow," said Adam, "What would such a woman be worth?"

"An arm and a leg, at least," said the Lord.

Adam thought that was too steep. "Can I have a quiet word?

I understand that such a creation would cost me,

But what can I get for a rib?" And the rest is history.

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:-5 A peaceful thought

G#Gill;610958 wrote:



:-5 A peaceful thought


Gill that looks like a scene from an evanescence video:-3 Give yourself a nice treat gill,, you deserve it mate :-4 :-4

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Says who ?:-1

mornin guys,

just dried out after drowning the fields with the dog. the suns shining now !!

hope everyone is well and happy. i will be when i've got me spuds done for the weekend.

at least i know my day will be better than it was yesterday.

HI all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hope you are all having a good day,,, Joan nice lunch was it? Helen,, hope you have a better day today xxx

I have been out getting a pressie for my great nephews christening tomorrow, so dunno if i will be on at all tomorrow :wah:

Take care u lot:yh_hugs Kaz.

Gill.. as you can see not really been on here much today, hope you are ok and having a much better day matie :-4 :-4

Right so wheres that Carol then Out shopping? went down to her tin shed for a while? She probably told us but either i have forgotton or wasnt listening lol. Well wherever you are carol, hope you are happy:D

Love and hugs :-4 :yh_hugs Kaz.

Ok im off to watch Eurovision:wah: Its so funny, i love it Have a good day tomorrow.

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gill,

i've mailed and text you and given you a shout several times on msn but no reply. wot on earth is the matter ??:-2

Helen;611582 wrote: gill,

i've mailed and text you and given you a shout several times on msn but no reply. wot on earth is the matter ??:-2Glad to see you have caught up with her today Helen.....but our Gills got alot on her plate right now as you know...........Gill we love you Mrs........remember that and yer not alone((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))xxxxx

Hi Guysxxx

Hope your all having a good weekend and Kaz enjoy today matey. I havent worked this weekend due to bad weather so any hand out will be appreciated pmsl.

I will be out now all day so lots of love sent to JoanxxGillxxKazxx and our Helen that Im talking to at the moment on MSN lolxx

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Thank you my dear special friends, for being there for me.

You will never know how much it means to me .

Carol that email I sent you some time ago, that is only part of my story.

My dear friends at the moment you only have part of the picture, maybe one day I will be able to tell you the whole story, but for now it is too painful to tell it.

:-4

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No I've not looked forward to mondays for about four years, however this monday I shall probably be mostly by myself !

Hope you all have a good day, and that the rain holds off and gives us a break !

:-3

Carolly;611922 wrote: Hi Guysxxx

Hope your all having a good weekend and Kaz enjoy today matey. I havent worked this weekend due to bad weather so any hand out will be appreciated pmsl.

I will be out now all day so lots of love sent to JoanxxGillxxKazxx and our Helen that Im talking to at the moment on MSN lolxx


multi tasking now look, is there no end to this womans capabilties ??:p

Helen;612394 wrote: multi tasking now look, is there no end to this womans capabilties ??:p
Ere you takin the pee Mrs!!!!:wah: xxxxx

Hi Guysxxx

Well at last im here...............you missed me??? Ok please yerself lol!!! Gawd the weather here is total rubbish. I have just been to me posh caravan oops missed the "very" out!!!!I was the only twat down there lol, I may go down for the day on Friday. Hope your all ok and our girl about town Kaz had a good weekend and behaved........I know thats asking for to much though. Hope to catch up with you Gill, Helen an Kaz on MSN later and hope our Joans ok now and has been doing the can can again.!!xxxx

Carolly;612684 wrote: Ere you takin the pee Mrs!!!!:wah: xxxxx


as if !!:wah:

Helen;612728 wrote: as if !!:wah:mmmm will fink about that...........I bleedin know you woman!!!!:-5

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Well. the christening went really well,,,and they sang a fave of mine, lord of the dance... and i behaved pretty good,, well for at least a few hours, but we were partying from 12 noon till 11pm, so later on i didnt behave myself quite so well, tell ya wot tho that little baby boy was as good as gold bless him. Anyway i remembered somewhere around 9 pm that i was working today ,, but it was too late and i was too far gone to care, so just stayed a while longer, and my hubby was worse than me, as hes not really used to drinking that much, but i couldnt say on here what he actually did:wah:

Anyway hope you are all ok and had a good weekend, :yh_hugs Kaz.

hello everyone

littlemissgiggle;612751 wrote:


hello everyone


HI gigglypops:D :-4

HI gigglypops:D :-4


hi Kaz

are u enjoying your day today?

littlemissgiggle;612759 wrote: HI gigglypops:D :-4


hi Kaz

are u enjoying your day today?


i am now im home... but was working today ,, made harder by the fact i was very hungover:wah:

Hi Giggle great to see you again babe;)

kazalala;612835 wrote:
Grrrrrrr flash so an so :wah:

very cute

How comes that Kaz is so smart!!!!:wah: :-3 :p

littlemissgiggle;612858 wrote: very cuteDont encourage her babe:yh_rotfl

Carolly;612867 wrote: Dont encourage her babe:yh_rotfl




:yh_rotfl

I going to bed now

night everyone