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chonsigirl wrote: Ha-what's the best practical joke Suzy has played on you?


suzy said it was time when i pulled a muscle on my back she was rubbing in deep a red hot muscle treatment for sore and strained muscles i guess i might of been a bit crabby so she accidentally forget she had the stuff on her hands and then got friendly with me giving little jimmy a thorough massage



seconds later little jimmy was on fire leaving big jimmy in agony with little jimmy in the bathroom sink submerged in cold water with suzy shrieking with laughter in the bedroom ...... i knew you guys would not find that funny





yeah right

:wah: Oh, I'm not laughing at that at all.............................

jimbo wrote: suzy said it was time when i pulled a muscle on my back she was rubbing in deep a red hot muscle treatment for sore and strained muscles i guess i might of been a bit crabby so she accidentally forget she had the stuff on her hands and then got friendly with me giving little jimmy a thorough massage



seconds later little jimmy was on fire leaving big jimmy in agony with little jimmy in the bathroom sink submerged in cold water with suzy shrieking with laughter in the bedroom ...... i knew you guys would not find that funny





yeah right


Oh Jimbo poor you.



Mr brother did the same years ago when he was at karate training, rubbed some stuff on then went to the toilet, forgetting to wash his hands first. Mid-stream he suddenly 'felt the burn' and was found by a friend on tip-toe at the sink splashing cold water on 'it'!!!!!

Where you taking Suzy this weekend?:)

Wendybird wrote: Not laughing..........................:-3



Not laughing at all..................................



scuse me while I go and erm...go and erm powder my nose.......





*runs away and collapses in a heap of giggles*




you all have a nice day now:D

Hamster wrote: Jimbo what time will Pinkster arrive????


hamsbo how did you find this it had disapeared from the pages



i'd thought i was off the hook you little fluff bag you



it depends on when she left , if she has the new dyson no loss of suction broom , and if she is pissed



any time now



is it coinsadence that pinky is a witch and you two are going out this close to halloween



:wah: :wah:

SnoozeControl wrote: Jimbo, are you kind of like a magic eight ball with a ready answer for anything? I used to love those when I was little, I wonder if you can still buy them somewhere.




"BETTER NOT TELL YOU NOW"

:wah:





I'm sorry...not my thread. I just couldn't resist! :-3

SnoozeControl wrote: Jimbo, are you kind of like a magic eight ball with a ready answer for anything? I used to love those when I was little, I wonder if you can still buy them somewhere.




snoozie actually my bald head i'm more like the cue ball than the eight ball but to be honest i have no idea what your talking about



i think where i was really small at school and had to muck out the pigs on my dads farm and used to go to school on the bus stinking of pigs sh1t i learned very fast that if someone started being horrible and i could say something very funny and witty at their expence every one would laugh at that person and they would leave me alone but that only led to many beatings but that i could cope with :-3

Hamster wrote: Jimbo are you implying I am a witch??? :wah:






no way hambo







more like a gremlin ........who fed you after midnight :wah: :wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo why am I bored??


fear not you fluffy fiend the reason you are bored is a) you are talking to me and i usaully have that affect on women



and b) we are locked into this battele of wills who is gonna blink first you or me



are you gonna get fed up with asking ever more pointless questions



or me am i gonna get fed up trying to be funny on my lap top that i cant work properly the mouse pad thing keeps just scrowling every where with no spell checker looking more and more like the un educated baffoon that i am

oh goodie sex pistols on kerang cool :-6

Hamster wrote: Jimbo do you think this will eventually become the largest thread as both of us refuse to give in?? :wah:




no my furry froline by popular demand we will both be banned from the forum:wah: :wah:

jimbo wrote:

oh goodie sex pistols on kerang cool :-6




:wah:



Let's see....Jimbo, do you "lather, rinse, repeat?"

Hamster wrote: Jimbo where have you gone?


i was banished by the other people wanting to use this pc doing worthless things like homework etc......while i of course had important issues to deal with namely you you furry menace

Hamster wrote: Jimbo why did I so eat so many chips???




you are a northern las and it is well known to pull a northern lass all you need is a mark 3 capri a bag of chips and gravy ... you are just trying to get across to any would be suiters that you are in the mood:-4

Hamster wrote: Jimbo how drunk am I???


how many bags of chips have you had multiply this by five if it comes to more than 20 your minging :wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo how much wine will it take for me to fall over????



Why are we so bad at cricket??



What is the meaning of life?? (not 42!)


2 more bottels try to land on your chips not only wil theyl break your fall it will stop that cheeky pinky from nicking them



you call this a life:(





it rains all the time in this country so we cant get enough practice

Hamster wrote: Jimbo should we buy 3 or 4 bottles of wine??


4 each at least

Hamster wrote: Jimbo what snacks shall I buy???:wah:


if your on the pull chips refer to previous answer:D

Hamster wrote: Jimbo should we get a video or a DVD?


get a beta max vidio then maybe you can watch a decent leeds game though it may be in black and white:)

Why do Mondays blow?

minks wrote: Why do Mondays blow?




not quite sure what that means but the reason i hate mondays sooooo

very very much is that i've normally burnt the candell at both ends and the middle come monday i'm a tired out broke shaking mess with a sore liver and it feels like someone has taken out my kidneys without my consent and transplanted a couple of eplyptic hedgehogs there instead and friday seems like its a year away :-1

jimbo wrote: not quite sure what that means but the reason i hate mondays sooooo

very very much is that i've normally burnt the candell at both ends and the middle come monday i'm a tired out broke shaking mess with a sore liver and it feels like someone has taken out my kidneys without my consent and transplanted a couple of eplyptic hedgehogs there instead and friday seems like its a year away :-1


hah you interpreted it right, I dislike mondays and this one is getting on my last good nerve.

How long does it take to drive to London from your house?

Hamster wrote: Ok Jimbo....here is a hard one....





Why am I still drinking after 2 bottles?? :wah:


wow i'm impressed are you going for complete sensery shut down cool you could come out on the fizz with me and suzy one day, the last one not puking wins , your just getting into training for the f g meet up ,you dont want to look like a girl there do you:wah:

Hamster wrote: Jimbo...Why do I lurve Dr G so much???
he is a silver tongued smothie suzy loves him too

Galbally wrote: How long does it take to drive to London from your house?
40 mins depending of course on how fast you drive and traffic conditions

Hamster wrote: Jimbo...Why do I lurve Dr G so much???




Oh yeah, shes gone. :yh_silly



But of course I love hamster as well, especially when she's pissed. :wah:

jimbo wrote: 40 mins depending of course on how fast you drive and traffic conditions


Bet it always seems shorter coming home though, eh?

Hamster wrote: Jimbo you gonna be at the meet up???
when and where





maybe who knows



as a newbie not sure i'd fit in yet:rolleyes:

Galbally wrote: Bet it always seems shorter coming home though, eh?


it normally feels shorter in cold weather:sneaky:

jimbo wrote: he is a silver tongued smothie suzy loves him too


Yes us Irish boys are sweet-talking charmers, but its not our fault, if you had to chat up Irish women you'd know why we try so hard, talk about a tough audience.