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Gygz wrote:

Now stop playing with that thing we have guests..


*pout* But I don't wanna....

Gygz you got a pub now??





Why do I instantly have visions of Hotel Paradiso????







Blimmen eck (can we swear in here????)





Gizza bourbon mate...and make sure you put DIET coke in it and plenty of ice...

Snickz wrote: Gygz you got a pub now??





Why do I instantly have visions of Hotel Paradiso????







Blimmen eck (can we swear in here????)





Gizza bourbon mate...and make sure you put DIET coke in it and plenty of ice...


YAY .. SnickZ.. My favorite Ozzy ! . . How the hell are you..

Whadya think ? .. You like >

* pours Snix a long ..diet coke? *

Pinky wrote: Hehe, I loved that! 'My names not Thwaite, it's Twat!'


twat are you talking about?

Snickz wrote: Gygz you got a pub now??





Why do I instantly have visions of Hotel Paradiso????







Blimmen eck (can we swear in here????)





Gizza bourbon mate...and make sure you put DIET coke in it and plenty of ice...


*pounce*





ooh...sorry. you get me excited :-3

Pinky wrote: Hehe, I loved that! 'My names not Thwaite, it's Twat!'


?..Are you in the right thread ? . or did I turn over two pages at once..

Now,... about that bed .. :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Just finishing work..am I too late for the party??

There is gonna be a party isn't there?? Oh please say it's so!! :-5


you don't even need to ask, party on legs person.

Trixie Belle wrote: *pout* But I don't wanna....


Now give that to me you've had it two hours,... now,... or it'll be time for Mr and Mrs spank to take a short sharp trip to botty land..

...Hmm I can't help feeling that's like saying work slower or I'll give you a rise.

..She's had three rises already this week...I'm too generous with my staff.

Hamster wrote: Just finishing work..am I too late for the party??

There is gonna be a party isn't there?? Oh please say it's so!! :-5


I just got here myself .. I see the twister set is ready .. and Argi is handing out the vino collapso..

Pinky wrote: *passes Hammy a key to the bar*

Fill your boots poppet!


I wondered what you were doing with your hands in my trouser pockets ...

Pinky wrote: Yeah, I demand that you come and look at it...it just doesn't squeak properly!


Have you ever known a hotel bed that does ? ..

*jumps on bed * ..Hmmm It doesn't squeek at all with just me on it ..

Hamster wrote: Thanks..anyone got a straw for this bottle??


Take two.. Well this is a 5 star hotel you know..

Argi,.. where's my drinK BTW..

Hamster wrote: Thanks..anyone got a straw for this bottle??








duh

Gygz wrote:

Argi,.. where's my drinK BTW..


*hick* opps....

Gygz wrote: Take two.. Well this is a 5 star hotel you know..

Argi,.. where's my drinK BTW..


in your mouth X

Hamster wrote: Thnaks guys..if you need me I'll be the one unconcious under the... erm...just under


try to pass out in a low-foot traffic area...so you don't get trampled.

Trixie Belle wrote: *hick* opps....


:sneaky:

Hamster wrote: What a clever boy our Gygz is..he can talk and drink at the same time...


drink in mouth ...words out 'botty'.



he'll spank me for saying that

Trixie Belle wrote: *hick* opps....


oh,.. not again ..



TIMBERRRRRRRR !!!..



Phew.. She landed on Hammy..

Gygz wrote: oh,.. not again ..



TIMBERRRRRRRR !!!..



Phew.. She landed on Hammy..


they're so cute lying unconscious together...the drool at the corner of their mouths glistening in the warm glow of florescence...

Hamster wrote: If you are lucky..yes he will:-3




:yh_giggle ...

ARgi wrote: drink in mouth ...words out 'botty'.



he'll spank me for saying that


Excuse me ...I've just got to have a word with Argi in the back room..

Business..:sneaky:

Gygz wrote: Excuse me ...I've just got to have a word with Argi in the back room..

Business..:sneaky:


:sneaky:

Gygz wrote: Excuse me ...I've just got to have a word with Argi in the back room..

Business..:sneaky:


Yea right....

ARgi wrote: they're so cute lying unconscious together...the drool at the corner of their mouths glistening in the warm glow of florescence...


poetry.. Yes indeed.. all that's best of dark and light, meet in her her aspect and her thighs ..thus mellowed to the tender light, that heaven to bawdy night denies.

Let me get the camera before she regains consciousness.. and Trixy gets free of the bear hug..

Pinky wrote: Exactly...there must be something amiss!

Did you bring any oil? :yh_giggle


for the bed ? :sneaky:

Hamster wrote: Ooh hey Trix!! Did you wanna get to know me better?? :wah:


Errrr I think we do..... :guitarist

"I asked for a room with a sea view...."



"You do get a view sea?" he say's pulling the dust ridden curtians aside.



"And where's the inroom bar you promised"



"Oh that's here" he says leaning on a steel bar mounted to the wall...



"Is it load bearing?" I ask



"Well the last guest never complained..."

Snickz wrote: "I asked for a room with a sea view...."



"You do get a view sea?" he say's pulling the dust ridden curtians aside.



"And where's the inroom bar you promised"



"Oh that's here" he says leaning on a steel bar mounted to the wall...



"Is it load bearing?" I ask



"Well the last guest never complained..."


Snix leaned elegantly against her horse, sipping at a pint of creme de menth .

" Are you sure the horse should be drinking that ?"I asked offering her a drink from the mini bar ..

"Of course " .. She slurped giving me a wink as she picked up a crop which she twirled in the air before using it to flick an olive into my drink..

"Verrrry stylish" I said.."You were always cool.. but I'm not sure I like olives in my coffee..

"The night is young Gygz, We can watch the sun set over the sea together as we used to in the ..old days.."

She paused as the horse jumped out of the window into the pool below and someone sneezed under the bed as the sound of a camel farting rang out from behind the drapes .

"yes.... Just like old times" ..I said.

"Absolutely Gygz....absolutley...." I looked at my horse frolicking with a guest in the pool...



"Tell me...did you ever get that Egyptian room up and going?"



"Well we started it" Gygz waved the air in front of his nose as a large 'frrrappppp' came from behind the drapes again...



"But the dwarfs compained and quit after having to milk so many bloody sheep..."





"Sheep?"





"Long story....care for another drinkie?"

Snickz wrote: "Absolutely Gygz....absolutley...." I looked at my horse frolicking with a guest in the pool...



"Tell me...did you ever get that Egyptian room up and going?"



"Well we started it" Gygz waved the air in front of his nose as a large 'frrrappppp' came from behind the drapes again...



"But the dwarfs compained and quit after having to milk so many bloody sheep..."





"Sheep?"





"Long story....care for another drinkie?"


Some time later we found ourselves in the Egyptian suite languishing in the oasis bath replete with camel head gilt taps.. The air was clearer at least ..at least until Snix horse, sitting opposite, blew bubbles ..FRAAAP

"Hey .an Ausi Jacuzzi Gygz."

"Yes indeed Snix.."

At that point Argi burst through the door....hair askew, eyebrow's slightly singed...





"You gotta come quick!" she gasped throwing the horse a towel.

Did someone call the fire department?

"You did call the fire department didn't you Argi ..?"

This doesn't sound good I thought; sniffing the air and drying off the horse..

I guess my order from room service might be delayed then ..hmm

The tires crunched on the gravel driveway as the large truck came to an abrupt halt....



Several burly men jumped out at full attention displaying their hoses...





"Oooohhhhhhhh" Trixie squealed

the last time those cars drove up releasing suits into our gameplay it ended in a homosexual nightclub ...i fear the worst is yet to come.