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AussiePam;1291368 wrote: I'm still wrestling with the fact I've been brokenheartedly missing Arnold for ages, and he was here all the time. and I didn't reckernise him. I'm not sure whether to be really really pyzd or totally over la lune. Shall I go off and sulk in miffed mode, dance a gleeeeeful jig, do some work, or just go to the beach...

Q How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A Unique up on it!

Q How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A Tame way!

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Amazingly deep humour (humor) courtesy of the Steamboat Springs local rag.

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Ski things I learned...

1 Porcupines can climb trees

2 If there is a mummy bear in a cave with two small bears, leave her alone

3 If you land up to your neck in a snowdrift, this is hilarious to those watching.

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I shall really try and be at the next FG meet.


Dance!!!!

I've always liked a steak or two and the other day my mate offered me 8 legs of venison. I turned it down cos I thought it was too dear

minks;1291366 wrote: 2011 Gill that is next year.


Yes, I know :yh_rotfl I was just thinking ahead for any possible meet that may be planned for 2012, in case 2011 doesn't happen............

Snowfire;1291372 wrote: I've always liked a steak or two and the other day my mate offered me 8 legs of venison. I turned it down cos I thought it was too dear


moan.......................................

G#Gill;1291374 wrote: Yes, I know :yh_rotfl I was just thinking ahead for any possible meet that may be planned for 2012, in case 2011 doesn't happen............


Oh perfect ok good appreciate that Gill, 2012 is olympics isn't it?

AussiePam;1291368 wrote: I'm still wrestling with the fact I've been brokenheartedly missing Arnold for ages, and he was here all the time. and I didn't reckernise him. I'm not sure whether to be really really pyzd or totally over la lune. Shall I go off and sulk in miffed mode, dance a gleeeeeful jig, do some work, or just go to the beach...

Q How do you catch a unique rabbit?

A Unique up on it!

Q How do you catch a tame rabbit?

A Tame way!

--

Amazingly deep humour (humor) courtesy of the Steamboat Springs local rag.

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Ski things I learned...

1 Porcupines can climb trees

2 If there is a mummy bear in a cave with two small bears, leave her alone

3 When confronted by 5 friendly naked Russian guys while skinnydipping in hot springs at night... SWIM FAST

4 If you land up to your neck in a snowdrift, this is hilarious to those watching.

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I shall really try and be at the next FG meet.


Yes, you will be Pammie :-6

theia;1291383 wrote: Yes, you will be Pammie :-6
And you will be too! We could have a handing over of the cardi ceremony :yh_rotfl

theia;1291383 wrote: Yes, you will be Pammie :-6


I'm happy to volunteer to row any of the lady members on the serpentine

Snowfire;1291385 wrote: I'm happy to volunteer to row any of the lady members on the serpentine


Oh deer !!! Can I bare it?

Betty Boop;1291384 wrote: And you will be too! We could have a handing over of the cardi ceremony :yh_rotfl


Yes, but how will we travel, Betty? We can't go by train because it'll be impossible with six heavy suitcases between us :yh_rotfl Oh well, I'll have to take your footwell again.

"Handing over of the cardi ceremony???" That'll be the day :wah:

theia;1291406 wrote: Yes, but how will we travel, Betty? We can't go by train because it'll be impossible with six heavy suitcases between us :yh_rotfl Oh well, I'll have to take your footwell again.

"Handing over of the cardi ceremony???" That'll be the day :wah:


Hopefully I will have changed car too, so more room for all the cases

That has to have been the funniest car journey ever, you're a hoot as navigator :wah:

Only six cases??? I'm sure my staff can arrange a proper sized limo for us gells. Slumming it is sooooo not on....

Theia - I shall get the maid to pack decent coffee making equipment!!

AussiePam;1291424 wrote: Only six cases??? I'm sure my staff can arrange a proper sized limo for us gells. Slumming it is sooooo not on....

Theia - I shall get the maid to pack decent coffee making equipment!!


Exactly what Bets and I thought...:-6

Did we ever look at rearranging the letters of my name...tea, hi :sneaky:

Actually, Pammie, I do love a cup of good coffee, so please ensure that the maid is aware of this. I was forced to let mine go...cutbacks and all that :-1

theia;1291601 wrote: Exactly what Bets and I thought...:-6

Did we ever look at rearranging the letters of my name...tea, hi :sneaky:

Actually, Pammie, I do love a cup of good coffee, so please ensure that the maid is aware of this. I was forced to let mine go...cutbacks and all that :-1


I'm very sorry to say, Theia, that YES, we did discover your name contained a greeting and an abomination!!!

After spending two weeks in the US, you will appreciate that my coffee taste buds are now in desperate catch-up overdrive. My co-skiers, who were all Americans of European heritage, had a few cheating ways of brewing up a decent cuppa, but that wasn't always possible. I needed four cups of our hotel's gnat-pee brekkie brew to get me out on the slopes ( a single double espresso would have done it here) and then of course I tended to slosh over the moguls!!

Sydney airport... the smell of actual coffee, dark, oily, aromatic... I think I fainted...

...but I digress...

It's sooooo nice to see you and Betty B!!!

AussiePam;1291643 wrote: I'm very sorry to say, Theia, that YES, we did discover your name contained a greeting and an abomination!!!

After spending two weeks in the US, you will appreciate that my coffee taste buds are now in desperate catch-up overdrive. My co-skiers, who were all Americans of European heritage, had a few cheating ways of brewing up a decent cuppa, but that wasn't always possible. I needed four cups of our hotel's gnat-pee brekkie brew to get me out on the slopes ( a single double espresso would have done it here) and then of course I tended to slosh over the moguls!!

Sydney airport... the smell of actual coffee, dark, oily, aromatic... I think I fainted...

...but I digress...

It's sooooo nice to see you and Betty B!!!


:wah:

Good to see you too, Pammie :-4