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Nomad wrote: Well in the 1st place if your wearing jellyfish you probably shouldnt be too too selective.

2nd have you tried anything in Mackeral or Grouper ? Its all the rage I hear....all the kids are doing it ! WHEEEEE ! :p


It was not being selective in the first place that landed me with the jellyfish!:wah:

I see your point good thinking ! Time is our enemy !

Betty Boop wrote: It was not being selective in the first place that landed me with the jellyfish!:wah:
jellyfish thrust themselves upon you, do they? :-2

Nomad wrote: I see your point good thinking ! Time is our enemy !
Great! To the Bat Poler - er - Pub!

Accountable wrote: Not sure, but as you know there is a point when gravity transforms cleavage into - something different. Strike while the babe is hot, as they sorta say. We have no time to lose.


thats why they invented the wonderbra AC, everyone can have cleavage with a wonderbra!!

Accountable wrote: jellyfish thrust themselves upon you, do they? :-2


All the time! It's the cleavage you sea!!!

Betty Boop wrote: It was not being selective in the first place that landed me with the jellyfish!:wah:




I heard that !





Perhaps some nice earrings for the lady to accesorize the "beach look" in the meantime

Betty Boop wrote: All the time! It's the cleavage you sea!!!
*Grabs Betty by the wrist, waist, whatever's handy* Let's go to the Pub!

Nomad wrote: I heard that !





Perhaps some nice earrings for the lady to accesorize the "beach look" in the meantime


mmm lovely, thanks!

Ok this has just about gone far enough !



B Boop you cant go around wearing jellyfish in your hair and fish earrings ok ?



Its just not done except maybe in Borneo or Vanuatu but your not in Vanuatu hun your in Cornhampton now get a grip and stop this nonsense before someone takes you away.

Nomad wrote: Ok this has just about gone far enough !



B Boop you cant go around wearing jellyfish in your hair and fish earrings ok ?



Its just not done except maybe in Borneo or Vanuatu but your not in Vanuatu hun your in Cornhampton now get a grip and stop this nonsense before someone takes you away.


AC Already did!!



To the pub!!!:wah:

man that place creeps me out



Everytime I open the door and walk in Im either getting duct taped to the cieling or some one pees in my canteen............something not quite right in there !

Nomad wrote: man that place creeps me out

Everytime I open the door and walk in Im either getting duct taped to the cieling or some one pees in my canteen............something not quite right in there !


I'll stick up for you Nomad :sneaky: Go on be brave, nothing to be scared of, Far and Minks aren't around!!

flopstock wrote: I would like to take a moment or two here, to point out to AC and Gonad, that she who now uses cleavage as footwarmers, is taking names, copying posts into a document for future reference, and going off to plot a swift yet memorable revenge...



later roadkill:mad:




...:yh_rotfl

flopstock wrote: I would like to take a moment or two here, to point out to AC and Gonad, that she who now uses cleavage as footwarmers, is taking names, copying posts into a document for future reference, and going off to plot a swift yet memorable revenge...



later roadkill:mad:




Thats not good right ?

Floppy !



Apparently she has some kind of foot warming breast cleavage revenge thing swirling around in her head.



I dont even know what that means !

Far Rider wrote: Im here...who needs a can of whoop a$$ opened up?


Now be nice, Flopstocks onto him already.

Its not me its accountable !



I was just sitting here playing with tinfoil !

ok here goes..

l have an abnormally long toungue, in fact it caused me to have a speech impediment as a child.

When l stick it out people will visiblt blink shake their heads and say do that again..

For refrence, when stuck out l can curl it under my chin!

Lm also very flexible and can do weird things with my legs

Can you embellish on the weird leg thing ?



Im writing a book on weird things people do with their legs.

flopstock wrote: I would like to take a moment or two here, to point out to AC and Gonad, that she who now uses cleavage as footwarmers, is taking names, copying posts into a document for future reference, and going off to plot a swift yet memorable revenge...



later roadkill:mad:
Uh oh. :-2



See, that's what's wrong with forum communication. People can go back and read past posts and take things all in context! It's just not fair.



I think I'll Make Flopstock breakfast in the morning. Maybe she'll dump it over my head & get it over with.

just pretty flexible.. can put foot/feet behind head that kind of thing

*dont say it*......................*dont dont dont !*



*stop ! bites tongue ow*



*acccck**gurgle*



*behave*





*no dont do it !*





*dammit why did she have to tell*

because l was obviously under the impression you men on here were gentlemen...

Don't you dare go there..

Iwill hunt you down.. l shall leave the rest up to your imagination, it may involve wax!!!!!

Ever had your legs waxed..oh the pain the inhumane pain!!!

my motto ? no pain...no pain





your reputation remains intact

venus wrote: because l was obviously under the impression you men on here were gentlemen...
Even though you witnessed me with Spirit? :sneaky:

CARLA wrote:

Cheers lady, we all should be so lucky..!! I would say there would be no over weight people on the planet period if we all had this experience when exercising..!!


i am pretty sure that you don't want everyone to be as lucky as Jazzy.

imagine if you will, a Gym where all the MEN have the same affliction that she does.

Far Rider wrote: i can wiggle my ears...SO CAN I!!.......

Spooky, webbed toes & the ability to wiggle our ears, did your dad ever visit England?

Accountable wrote: Not sure, but as you know there is a point when gravity transforms cleavage into - something different. Strike while the babe is hot, as they sorta say. We have no time to lose.


Ahem... my cleavage is anti grav... didn't I mention that?! :p

i do a great impression of Chewbacca, the Wookiee.

and Gizmo, from Gremlins.

Majenta wrote: Ahem... my cleavage is anti grav... didn't I mention that?! :p
But Flopstock said...



But Floppy, she's...





And I...





Oh Come On! This is too difficult!

Far Rider wrote: Does your nose run?



Do your feet smell?



Be careful how you answer!:DNope, like you i'm perfect in every way!:p

Far Rider wrote: You mean like Mary Poppins your perfect in everyway! Oh I had a big crush on Mary!:sneaky:



Theres something about Mary!;)THAT'S MY MIDDLE NAME!!...Spooky:yh_ooooo

Far Rider wrote: So where did my guessing game go? you know about your job? I guessed nurse and Can Can girl... I didnt get your answer on the can cans. No to the can-cans

Attached files

Sorry Far, i dont have green fingers, that is one cute baby, yours??

ArnoldLayne wrote: Seriously my HUGE talent is mirror writing.

I can write just as efficiently back to front and right to left . And you need a mirror to read it. (not capitals , joined up writing)



Oh Im so proud !:) I nac etirw sdrawkcab oot!!