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SnoozeAgain;1375599 wrote: I was going to make a rectum joke but I thought better of it. I laughed though. Love your new avatar

SnoozeAgain;1375599 wrote: I was going to make a rectum joke but I thought better of it. I laughed though.
Funny how rectums become a focal point for the elderly. I'm glad you thought better of it and laughed instead.

Ahso!;1375614 wrote: Funny how rectums become a focal point for the elderly. I'm glad you thought better of it and laughed instead.


Speaking from experience?

SnoozeAgain;1375615 wrote: Speaking from experience?An observation. It hasn't been me posting about being up other peoples rear ends, farts, rectums and so forth, has it. If the shoe fits....

Ahso!;1375622 wrote: If the shoe fits....


Where ?

Bruv;1375638 wrote: Where ?


I've always wanted to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis................i don't know why I just always have .

I think everybody needs to have a big old cup of STFU and or go **** themselves. Goddamn children.

Scrat;1375697 wrote: I think everybody needs to have a big old cup of STFU and or go **** themselves. Goddamn children.


Except me, right? I added a lot to this thread.

I still want to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis

fuzzywuzzy;1375703 wrote: I still want to see a shoe hanging off an erect penis


Any particular type ?

Work

Flip Flop

Slipper

Or Jimmy Choo shoes

Might be able to help you out with the Flip Flops.

Bruv;1375727 wrote: Any particular type ?It's fuzzy, remember.

Attached files

hOly crap!!!! yeah I could see myself wearing those .....NOT :yh_rotfl

HHHHmmm just having a think ................actually I do have a pair of boots that come up over my knees and up my thighs but that's only because I'm old and I want to keep my knees warm.

you wanna see me in those dontcha spot? hee hee....OI!! stop shuddering!!!

Bruv;1375727 wrote: Any particular type ?

Work

Flip Flop

Slipper

Or Jimmy Choo shoes

Might be able to help you out with the Flip Flops.


aaawwwhhh you do look after me Bruv. :-4

Don't mind that safety boot though I might look into those .

I like the penis.....with shoes on...that would be fun to see too!!....

fuzzywuzzy;1375820 wrote:

Don't mind that safety boot though I might look into those .


The safety boots are a no no......as I said, might just be able to perform your wish with flip flops (On a good day)

WonderWendy3;1375847 wrote: I like the penis.....with shoes on...that would be fun to see too!!....


Oh no not you too ?

There's probably a web site for that kind of thing. I hate to think where the xmas tree comes in to all of this..

Ummmm If I'm really good santa might leave a man under the christmas tree (bazinga!!!!) with a shoe hanging off his erect penis.

(and there's your segway) lol lol

Bruv;1375856 wrote: The safety boots are a no no......as I said, might just be able to perform your wish with flip flops (On a good day)


OKAY done ....just out of curiosity now!!!!!! come on Bruv produce the goods !!!!

fuzzywuzzy;1375920 wrote: OKAY done ....just out of curiosity now!!!!!! come on Bruv produce the goods !!!!


Now the wait for a good day................hope you are patient

Very...I also hold people to what they say they are going to do .:-4

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

fuzzywuzzy;1375972 wrote: Very...I also hold people to what they say they are going to do .:-4

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl


You didn't spot the word 'might' did you ?

I've been practising, I can manage a size 5 indoor cotton bootee. It's more a thick sock than a boot but it's a start. Where are we meant to upload the photos to?

The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.

SnoozeAgain;1376015 wrote: The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.
Throwing another welly on the fire.................

meh.... (Saint walks off to cut his own tree)

SnoozeAgain;1376015 wrote: The way this thread has gone from discussing Christmas trees and turned into a shoe fetishist's nightmare is blasphemous and you're all going to burn in hell.


Ya comin with? It'll be fun . lol