Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:21 pm
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Odie;1226402 wrote: I do!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
So are you Mrs :wah:
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Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:22 pm
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:23 pm
oscar;1226454 wrote: So are you Mrs :wah:
want the short or long story?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
want the short or long story?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:24 pm
Clodhopper;1226453 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl HA.... you may mock now my child but you will rue the day you stirred the revenge of Oscar.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:25 pm
Odie;1225618 wrote: why would someone answer the phone and give their name and number?
to weird.
I say just hello, doesn't everyone say that?
Perhaps folks whom aren't hounded by bill collectors...
i usually answer with a Japanese, "Mushi, mushi"
or, if i KNOW it's someone i don't want to talk to,
a loud, obnoxious "Whack!" said like a duck says Quack! :sneaky:
For the regular folks, i like : Good Morning! ~ REGARDLESS of time of day!!!
to weird.
I say just hello, doesn't everyone say that?
Perhaps folks whom aren't hounded by bill collectors...
i usually answer with a Japanese, "Mushi, mushi"
or, if i KNOW it's someone i don't want to talk to,
a loud, obnoxious "Whack!" said like a duck says Quack! :sneaky:
For the regular folks, i like : Good Morning! ~ REGARDLESS of time of day!!!
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:28 pm
But I'm innocent! It was Peter!
I think I'll emigrate to Mars.
I think I'll emigrate to Mars.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:31 pm
Clodhopper;1226467 wrote: But I'm innocent! It was Peter!
I think I'll emigrate to Mars. Yes and he is going to suffer. I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge. You are guilty of aiding and abetting him so your not getting away scott free. Mars would not be far enough away for me to find you.
I think I'll emigrate to Mars. Yes and he is going to suffer. I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge. You are guilty of aiding and abetting him so your not getting away scott free. Mars would not be far enough away for me to find you.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:36 pm
oscar;1226469 wrote: Yes and he is going to suffer. I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge. You are guilty of aiding and abetting him so your not getting away scott free. Mars would not be far enough away for me to find you.
ESPECIALLY if you take your cell...
:yh_rotfl
ESPECIALLY if you take your cell...
:yh_rotfl
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:39 pm
I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge.
Oh, that's cruel. He'll never sleep again!
(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...)
Oh, that's cruel. He'll never sleep again!
(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...)
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:39 pm
Fyrenza;1226478 wrote: ESPECIALLY if you take your cell...
:yh_rotfl A cell is what I'll be in when I've finished with him. :wah:
:yh_rotfl A cell is what I'll be in when I've finished with him. :wah:
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:40 pm
Clodhopper;1226482 wrote: Oh, that's cruel. He'll never sleep again!
(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...) I'll do what I did to him once before and cut all his hair off and shave his eye-brows. HA.... that'll be the last time he buys me a saucepan for my bithday.
(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...) I'll do what I did to him once before and cut all his hair off and shave his eye-brows. HA.... that'll be the last time he buys me a saucepan for my bithday.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:43 pm
ESPECIALLY if you take your cell
Hi Fyrenza.
Ah, but I'm a cunning one. I don't have a cellphone. I'm a stealthclod. (says he in a veeeery smug tone of voice)
Hi Fyrenza.
Ah, but I'm a cunning one. I don't have a cellphone. I'm a stealthclod. (says he in a veeeery smug tone of voice)
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:47 pm
Well, i wouldn't underestimate Oscar's powers for moving the Postal Service into developing a "New Route"...
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:47 pm
I'll do what I did to him once before and cut all his hair off and shave his eye-brows
He must sleep pretty deeply!
Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3
He must sleep pretty deeply!
Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:49 pm
Clodhopper;1226492 wrote: He must sleep pretty deeply!
Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3
This is OSCAR, we're talking, pal ~
That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???
Yeah... :yh_rotfl
Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3
This is OSCAR, we're talking, pal ~
That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???
Yeah... :yh_rotfl
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:52 pm
that'll be the last time he buys me a saucepan for my bithday.
btw, was it a frying pan or an ironing board that you really wanted?
btw, was it a frying pan or an ironing board that you really wanted?
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:53 pm
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:53 pm
Fyrenza;1226493 wrote: This is OSCAR, we're talking, pal ~
That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???
Yeah... :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm a dab hand at liquidising sleeping pills.
That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???
Yeah... :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm a dab hand at liquidising sleeping pills.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:58 pm
Clodhopper;1226495 wrote: btw, was it a frying pan or an ironing board that you really wanted? HA.... I have been invited to a Lib Dem meeting so I shall go now and talk to Vince Cable about you.
Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.
Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:01 pm
I'm half expecting her to materialise behind me. :-3 Think I'm sleeping under the bed tonight...
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:11 pm
Clodhopper;1226503 wrote: I'm half expecting her to materialise behind me. :-3 Think I'm sleeping under the bed tonight...
Be afraid.... be very afraid. You may think your safe. I can train evil foxes to track you by the smell of your feet. you will never sleep soundly again. Any-one found in the act of aiding my husband to dis my greatness will be hounded for the rest of their days.
Be afraid.... be very afraid. You may think your safe. I can train evil foxes to track you by the smell of your feet. you will never sleep soundly again. Any-one found in the act of aiding my husband to dis my greatness will be hounded for the rest of their days.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:33 pm
oscar;1226500 wrote: HA.... I have been invited to a Lib Dem meeting so I shall go now and talk to Vince Cable about you.
Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.
You can save a TON of money and time by just getting his phone numbers and doing reverse look-ups ~ much like, in a regular phone book, you can glomm onto "additional" info, the reverse directory will give ALL of the same info, but from the phone number, rather than the last name.
Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.
You can save a TON of money and time by just getting his phone numbers and doing reverse look-ups ~ much like, in a regular phone book, you can glomm onto "additional" info, the reverse directory will give ALL of the same info, but from the phone number, rather than the last name.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:05 am
Fyrenza;1226634 wrote: You can save a TON of money and time by just getting his phone numbers and doing reverse look-ups ~ much like, in a regular phone book, you can glomm onto "additional" info, the reverse directory will give ALL of the same info, but from the phone number, rather than the last name.
Please don't help her Fyrenza for poor Clodhopper will be seeking psychiatric help after she has finished with him.
:wah:
Please don't help her Fyrenza for poor Clodhopper will be seeking psychiatric help after she has finished with him.
:wah:Why do they do it?
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:55 am
The psychiatrists gave up on me years ago. The last report said:
"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)
"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)
Why do they do it?
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:12 am
Clodhopper;1226716 wrote: The psychiatrists gave up on me years ago. The last report said:
"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)
:wah: I must leave now my friend as the devious one will be home very shortly and i must look as if i am at least attempting the list of jobs she left me.
"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)
:wah: I must leave now my friend as the devious one will be home very shortly and i must look as if i am at least attempting the list of jobs she left me.
Why do they do it?
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:55 am
Peter Lake;1226696 wrote: Please don't help her Fyrenza for poor Clodhopper will be seeking psychiatric help after she has finished with him. :wah:
your truth:wah:
:wah:your truth:wah:
Why do they do it?
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:13 am
crazzycat;1226751 wrote: your truth:wah: It is what we call affectionate humour between members who know each other well but your response is interesting. 
