Why do they do it?

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:21 pm

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:22 pm

Odie;1226402 wrote: I do!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
So are you Mrs :wah:

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:23 pm

oscar;1226454 wrote: So are you Mrs :wah:

want the short or long story?:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:24 pm

Clodhopper;1226453 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl HA.... you may mock now my child but you will rue the day you stirred the revenge of Oscar.

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:25 pm

Odie;1225618 wrote: why would someone answer the phone and give their name and number?

to weird.

I say just hello, doesn't everyone say that?

Perhaps folks whom aren't hounded by bill collectors...

i usually answer with a Japanese, "Mushi, mushi"

or, if i KNOW it's someone i don't want to talk to,

a loud, obnoxious "Whack!" said like a duck says Quack! :sneaky:

For the regular folks, i like : Good Morning! ~ REGARDLESS of time of day!!!

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:28 pm

But I'm innocent! It was Peter!

I think I'll emigrate to Mars.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:31 pm

Clodhopper;1226467 wrote: But I'm innocent! It was Peter!

I think I'll emigrate to Mars. Yes and he is going to suffer. I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge. You are guilty of aiding and abetting him so your not getting away scott free. Mars would not be far enough away for me to find you.

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:36 pm

oscar;1226469 wrote: Yes and he is going to suffer. I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge. You are guilty of aiding and abetting him so your not getting away scott free. Mars would not be far enough away for me to find you.

ESPECIALLY if you take your cell...

:yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:39 pm

I will wait until he sleeps to extract my revenge.

Oh, that's cruel. He'll never sleep again!

(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...)

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:39 pm

Fyrenza;1226478 wrote: ESPECIALLY if you take your cell...

:yh_rotfl A cell is what I'll be in when I've finished with him. :wah:

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:40 pm

Clodhopper;1226482 wrote: Oh, that's cruel. He'll never sleep again!

(mental picture of cartoon Peter snapping matchsticks between his eyelids...) I'll do what I did to him once before and cut all his hair off and shave his eye-brows. HA.... that'll be the last time he buys me a saucepan for my bithday.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:43 pm

ESPECIALLY if you take your cell

Hi Fyrenza.

Ah, but I'm a cunning one. I don't have a cellphone. I'm a stealthclod. (says he in a veeeery smug tone of voice)

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:47 pm

Well, i wouldn't underestimate Oscar's powers for moving the Postal Service into developing a "New Route"...

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:47 pm

I'll do what I did to him once before and cut all his hair off and shave his eye-brows

He must sleep pretty deeply!

Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:49 pm

Clodhopper;1226492 wrote: He must sleep pretty deeply!

Hmm. Or just have more sense than to move when you're near his ears with a razor....:-3

This is OSCAR, we're talking, pal ~

That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???

Yeah... :yh_rotfl

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:52 pm

that'll be the last time he buys me a saucepan for my bithday.

btw, was it a frying pan or an ironing board that you really wanted?

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:53 pm

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:53 pm

Fyrenza;1226493 wrote: This is OSCAR, we're talking, pal ~

That last cup of coffee he remembers drinking???

Yeah... :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl I'm a dab hand at liquidising sleeping pills.

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:58 pm

Clodhopper;1226495 wrote: btw, was it a frying pan or an ironing board that you really wanted? HA.... I have been invited to a Lib Dem meeting so I shall go now and talk to Vince Cable about you.

Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:01 pm

I'm half expecting her to materialise behind me. :-3 Think I'm sleeping under the bed tonight...

Post by **Oscar Namechange** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 4:11 pm

Clodhopper;1226503 wrote: I'm half expecting her to materialise behind me. :-3 Think I'm sleeping under the bed tonight...
Be afraid.... be very afraid. You may think your safe. I can train evil foxes to track you by the smell of your feet. you will never sleep soundly again. Any-one found in the act of aiding my husband to dis my greatness will be hounded for the rest of their days.

Fyrenza · Post by **Fyrenza** » Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:33 pm

oscar;1226500 wrote: HA.... I have been invited to a Lib Dem meeting so I shall go now and talk to Vince Cable about you.

Then I shall track your Ip address and get my lawyer to use his scanner to track down the building you are posting from. When you least expected it, I shall absail down your building and burst in through the window. I shall tie you to a chair and release the flea's of 1,000 camels into your crotch. I shall then watch laughing hysterically as you are unable to scratch.

You can save a TON of money and time by just getting his phone numbers and doing reverse look-ups ~ much like, in a regular phone book, you can glomm onto "additional" info, the reverse directory will give ALL of the same info, but from the phone number, rather than the last name.

Post by **Peter Lake** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:05 am

Fyrenza;1226634 wrote: You can save a TON of money and time by just getting his phone numbers and doing reverse look-ups ~ much like, in a regular phone book, you can glomm onto "additional" info, the reverse directory will give ALL of the same info, but from the phone number, rather than the last name.

Please don't help her Fyrenza for poor Clodhopper will be seeking psychiatric help after she has finished with him.

:wah:

Clodhopper · Post by **Clodhopper** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:55 am

The psychiatrists gave up on me years ago. The last report said:

"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)

Post by **Peter Lake** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:12 am

Clodhopper;1226716 wrote: The psychiatrists gave up on me years ago. The last report said:

"Emotional state: Alien. And I need counselling. Woop woop handbag potato.";)
:wah: I must leave now my friend as the devious one will be home very shortly and i must look as if i am at least attempting the list of jobs she left me.

crazzycat · Post by **crazzycat** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 6:55 am

Peter Lake;1226696 wrote: Please don't help her Fyrenza for poor Clodhopper will be seeking psychiatric help after she has finished with him.

:wah:

your truth:wah:

Post by **Peter Lake** » Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:13 am

crazzycat;1226751 wrote: your truth:wah: It is what we call affectionate humour between members who know each other well but your response is interesting.